The most random search to result in p0rn?

[randomman]

Just searched google images 583 a'la the Numbers Game thread

NSFW

Top right hand side, even with safesearch on!

Obv with safesearch off you're leaving yourself open, but what have you come across with it ON before?

[littleandy0410]

You can turn safesearch on!?

But what would be the fun in that?

[randomman]

littleandy0410 said:

You can turn safesearch on!?

But what would be the fun in that?

I seem to recall a while ago there was a thread about innocent searches gone wrong with safesearch turned off and I don't want to just repost that!

Although some of them were a little dodgy IMO.

"Oh yes mum I was innocently searching for black pregnant midgets"

[DamoLLb]

I fonud out in the early days to delete my search history, Mk2 Escort would bring up some interesting results..........I just had to click them to see if it was what i was after!

[Sheets Tabuer]

DamoLLb said:

I fonud out in the early days to delete my search history, Mk2 Escort would bring up some interesting results..........I just had to click them to see if it was what i was after!

What you need is google chrome with incognito mode running...

You've gone incognito. Pages that you view in this window won't appear in your browser history or search history, and they won't leave other traces, like cookies, on your computer after you close the incognito window. Any files that you download or bookmarks that you create will be preserved, however.

Going incognito doesn't affect the behaviour of other people, servers or software. Be wary of:
Websites that collect or share information about you
Internet service providers or employers that track the pages that you visit
Malicious software that tracks your keystrokes in exchange for free smileys
Surveillance by secret agents
People standing behind you

Not that I use it mind you

[ShadownINja]

"Marmite". Actually, that is wrong. It wasn't a random search at all. There was no random aspect to my search. One of us doesn't know how to use the word "random"...

Edited by ShadownINja on Thursday 16th April 15:09

[G'kar]

If you are interested in land reclamation in the Netherlands, you may be advised to eschew the obvious search terms.

[hornetrider]

I did an image search for 'long arms' when looking to take the piss out of Utterly Clueless for his homie laid back drivin' style. It turned up an interesting site, I can tell you.

[thehawk]

583? Isn't that the famous Houston gangbang?

[chunkymonkey71]

Years ago I was researching Track Rod Ends for a formula student car.

Typed "Track Rod Ends" into freeserve...

and was presented with the vaginitis homepage.

Not exactly porn, but not exactly track rod ends either...

[davemac250]

thehawk said:

583? Isn't that the famous Houston gangbang?

Nope, 83 too high..............

Last man 'in' Ron Jeremy.

[The Curn]

Sheets Tabuer said:

DamoLLb said:

I fonud out in the early days to delete my search history, Mk2 Escort would bring up some interesting results..........I just had to click them to see if it was what i was after!

What you need is google chrome with incognito mode running...

You've gone incognito. Pages that you view in this window won't appear in your browser history or search history, and they won't leave other traces, like cookies, on your computer after you close the incognito window. Any files that you download or bookmarks that you create will be preserved, however.

Going incognito doesn't affect the behaviour of other people, servers or software. Be wary of:
Websites that collect or share information about you
Internet service providers or employers that track the pages that you visit
Malicious software that tracks your keystrokes in exchange for free smileys
Surveillance by secret agents
People standing behind you

Not that I use it mind you

You need to be careful with that though.

I use Chrome and the Mrs uses Internet Explorer on the same machine.

If you watch a video through Chrome in Incognito mode, it for some reason shows the host website in the history of IE.

You have been warned!

- Might not have my terminology right (I'm no IT expert) but you should get the idea.

[ShadownINja]

G'kar said:

If you are interested in land reclamation in the Netherlands, you may be advised to eschew the obvious search terms.

I remain disappointed. I did a counter-search in google for "hot dutch ping pong action" and found nothing about land reclamation in the Netherlands.

[NDA]

I was searching for my cheerful cousin Freddie Elching and turned up some surprising results.

[onlynik]

Sheets Tabuer said:

DamoLLb said:

I fonud out in the early days to delete my search history, Mk2 Escort would bring up some interesting results..........I just had to click them to see if it was what i was after!

What you need is google chrome with incognito mode running...

You've gone incognito. Pages that you view in this window won't appear in your browser history or search history, and they won't leave other traces, like cookies, on your computer after you close the incognito window. Any files that you download or bookmarks that you create will be preserved, however.

Going incognito doesn't affect the behaviour of other people, servers or software. Be wary of:
Websites that collect or share information about you
Internet service providers or employers that track the pages that you visit
Malicious software that tracks your keystrokes in exchange for free smileys
Surveillance by secret agents
People standing behind you

Not that I use it mind you

Has to put the temp files somewhere. Traces will be left behind.

When Safari crahses it leaves info in the temp folder.

[andy400]

randomman said:

Just searched google images 583 a'la the Numbers Game thread

NSFW

Top right hand side, even with safesearch on!

Obv with safesearch off you're leaving yourself open, but what have you come across with it ON before?

Picture of a train? Whatever spins your props I suppose......

[B16 RTT]

andy400 said:

randomman said:

Just searched google images 583 a'la the Numbers Game thread

NSFW

Top right hand side, even with safesearch on!

Obv with safesearch off you're leaving yourself open, but what have you come across with it ON before?

Picture of a train? Whatever spins your props I suppose......

Yeah. I thought that was pretty tame myself.

[ben_reza]

'Camera Lens' in google images used to return a stark naked beauty in the first results.

Not anymore tho. Shame

[Simpo Two]

Train here too.

[erolb]

There used to be a glitch on Amazon whereby you would search on "Pointers in C" (A computer book for nerds) and it would return a book on vaginal fisting. I bought my mate a copy.