Territorial Blackbird?
Territorial Blackbird?
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paddyhasneeds

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Sunday 19th April 2009
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Our street has a small problem in that we appear to have a territorial, or mentally disturbed resident Blackbird.

It spends a lot of time sitting on car mirrors pecking at its reflection, and (the irritating bit) stting all down the sides of the cars - in true NIMBY style it was quite funny until I walked outside this morning to find its territory had grown.

One solution seems to be to put a bag over the wing mirrors, but that quickly gets tedious.

Any suggestions that might divert its attention elsewhere?

Never can find Wile E Coyote when you need him can you and I'm not sure how to arrange a hit via the local Moggies.

colonel c

7,962 posts

256 months

Sunday 19th April 2009
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Apparently lion dung is an effective deterrent.

The Riddler

6,565 posts

214 months

Sunday 19th April 2009
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Get a starting pistol. (or some other bang making device) smile It works on all birds, not just mental Blackbirds.

Edited by The Riddler on Sunday 19th April 12:45

OllieWinchester

5,693 posts

209 months

Sunday 19th April 2009
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The Riddler said:
Get a starting CO2 air pistol. smile It works on all birds, not just mental Blackbirds.
EFA....scratchchin

paddyhasneeds

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Sunday 19th April 2009
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OK Starting Pistol - presumably a kids cap gun (can you still buy those, elth n safety?) is cheaper but relies on spotting the mental little st plus it'd probably ps off the neigbours who aren't affected.

Not sure if lion dung is a serious suggestion or not? Makes sense from the POV that Bird see st, thinks "Oh fk big cat" but is that from experience or just throwing ideas in the air?

JamesM

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Sunday 19th April 2009
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fido

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272 months

Sunday 19th April 2009
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It's really difficult to serve a tennis ball at a blackbird?

109 Bob

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235 months

Sunday 19th April 2009
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fido said:
It's really difficult to serve a tennis ball at a blackbird?
plus they're really not good at mixed doubles

Johnny

9,652 posts

301 months

Sunday 19th April 2009
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Nothing to do with the TA acquiring an SR71 then..?

mybrainhurts

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272 months

Sunday 19th April 2009
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JamesM said:
Why can't these poncey tennis types call a bat a bat...?

Edited by mybrainhurts on Sunday 19th April 16:45

NDA

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242 months

Sunday 19th April 2009
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109 Bob said:
fido said:
It's really difficult to serve a tennis ball at a blackbird?
plus they're really not good at mixed doubles
Venus seems to do quite well though.

mybrainhurts

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Sunday 19th April 2009
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NDA said:
109 Bob said:
fido said:
It's really difficult to serve a tennis ball at a blackbird?
plus they're really not good at mixed doubles
Venus seems to do quite well though.
And what of Uranus...?

NDA

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242 months

Sunday 19th April 2009
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Didn't get on with Serena. 'Parrently.

Mr Dave

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212 months

Sunday 19th April 2009
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Cut out a picture of a cat.

Stick to mirror.

Mentally disturbed bird flies up to wing mirror to admire/attack itself.

Sees cat.

After that I dont know what will happen.

paddyhasneeds

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Sunday 19th April 2009
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Never ever thought I'd actually be wishing for a Gassing Station/Nature/Useful Replies Only sub-forum biggrin

groucho

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263 months

Sunday 19th April 2009
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paddyhasneeds said:
Our street has a small problem in that we appear to have a territorial, or mentally disturbed resident Blackbird.

It spends a lot of time sitting on car mirrors pecking at its reflection, and (the irritating bit) stting all down the sides of the cars - in true NIMBY style it was quite funny until I walked outside this morning to find its territory had grown.

One solution seems to be to put a bag over the wing mirrors, but that quickly gets tedious.

Any suggestions that might divert its attention elsewhere?

Never can find Wile E Coyote when you need him can you and I'm not sure how to arrange a hit via the local Moggies.
Can't you push the mirrors in?

HappyGoLucky

1,159 posts

229 months

Sunday 19th April 2009
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paddyhasneeds said:

Any suggestions that might divert its attention elsewhere?
Rub some lard on the bonnet of a neighbours car and sprinkle liberally with bird seed, that should keep the little blighter busy. It might piss the neighbour concerned off a tad so I'd do it in the hours of darkness.

HTH

paddyhasneeds

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Sunday 19th April 2009
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groucho said:
paddyhasneeds said:
Our street has a small problem in that we appear to have a territorial, or mentally disturbed resident Blackbird.

It spends a lot of time sitting on car mirrors pecking at its reflection, and (the irritating bit) stting all down the sides of the cars - in true NIMBY style it was quite funny until I walked outside this morning to find its territory had grown.

One solution seems to be to put a bag over the wing mirrors, but that quickly gets tedious.

Any suggestions that might divert its attention elsewhere?

Never can find Wile E Coyote when you need him can you and I'm not sure how to arrange a hit via the local Moggies.
Can't you push the mirrors in?
Yes but only to a certain angle. I guess it depends on the little bds eyesight whether it catches sight of itself. One of the neighbours who's car has endured the bulk of the attacks has apparently decided to take action if it continues.

groucho

12,134 posts

263 months

Sunday 19th April 2009
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paddyhasneeds said:
groucho said:
paddyhasneeds said:
Our street has a small problem in that we appear to have a territorial, or mentally disturbed resident Blackbird.

It spends a lot of time sitting on car mirrors pecking at its reflection, and (the irritating bit) stting all down the sides of the cars - in true NIMBY style it was quite funny until I walked outside this morning to find its territory had grown.

One solution seems to be to put a bag over the wing mirrors, but that quickly gets tedious.

Any suggestions that might divert its attention elsewhere?

Never can find Wile E Coyote when you need him can you and I'm not sure how to arrange a hit via the local Moggies.
Can't you push the mirrors in?
Yes but only to a certain angle. I guess it depends on the little bds eyesight whether it catches sight of itself. One of the neighbours who's car has endured the bulk of the attacks has apparently decided to take action if it continues.
It's nesting, that's why it's territorial. If you push the mirrors in I can't see how the bird will see the reflection. It sees it as it flies by.

paddyhasneeds

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Sunday 19th April 2009
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It's been going for neighbours house windows and patio doors too - quite interesting really as it's not something anyone I know had ever encountered.

I'm hoping pushing the mirrors back will work, but being blunt I don't especially want to be doing that every day from now to eternity - any idea how long it's likely to keep on with this behaviour as according to one neighbour its already been a good few weeks.