Marriage

[Ecurie Ecosse]

Hi Guys

I'm getting married at the end of next month.

We've been going out for 4 years, and have lived together for 3.

Now, apart from it being a symbol of commitment, enjoying the ceremony and honeymoon and maybe having children in the future, does anything actually change?

[GKP]

Yep, it means in a year you'll be living in a rented one bed flat and she'll have your house, car, pension and any children.

[V8mate]

There's still time to call it off - do it!

[rhinochopig]

Those blowjobs that you always hated getting, you won't have to worry about that any more.

[captainzep]

Ecurie Ecosse said:

Hi Guys

I'm getting married at the end of next month.

We've been going out for 4 years, and have lived together for 3.

Now, apart from it being a symbol of commitment, enjoying the ceremony and honeymoon and maybe having children in the future, does anything actually change?

Nothing changes really.

You did mention having kids though.

That's when you take your old life, put it in a blender, feed it to a dog, strap the dog to a bomb, explode the bomb, then clean up the mess, put it all in the bin and then ship the bin to Venezuela.

[Don]

Ecurie Ecosse said:

Now, apart from it being a symbol of commitment, enjoying the ceremony and honeymoon and maybe having children in the future, does anything actually change?

Depends if you think something ought to change.

And if something ought to change? What is it? And will it be a good thing?

I'd ask your wife-to-be this question. And preferably BEFORE you finally marry her.

[Sheets Tabuer]

You know how she is nice to you now?

It's a ploy..... to get you wed.....

[thebluebus]

Ecurie Ecosse said:

Now, apart from it being a symbol of commitment, enjoying the ceremony and honeymoon and maybe having children in the future, does anything actually change?

So, apart from everything being fundamentally changed from then on, what's different?

[paoloh]

captainzep said:

Ecurie Ecosse said:

Hi Guys

I'm getting married at the end of next month.

We've been going out for 4 years, and have lived together for 3.

Now, apart from it being a symbol of commitment, enjoying the ceremony and honeymoon and maybe having children in the future, does anything actually change?

Nothing changes really.

You did mention having kids though.

That's when you take your old life, put it in a blender, feed it to a dog, strap the dog to a bomb, explode the bomb, then clean up the mess, put it all in the bin and then ship the bin to Venezuela.

You have just described my life.

I am 7 weeks into parenthood.

[Justayellowbadge]

paoloh said:

You have just described my life.

I am 7 weeks into parenthood.

By God, it's worth it though, ain't it?

[JJCW]

captainzep said:

That's when you take your old life, put it in a blender, feed it to a dog, strap the dog to a bomb, explode the bomb, then clean up the mess, put it all in the bin and then ship the bin to Venezuela.

[voyds9]

I do means I wont any more.

[paoloh]

Justayellowbadge said:

paoloh said:

You have just described my life.

I am 7 weeks into parenthood.

By God, it's worth it though, ain't it?

I get to the point of wanting to top myself, she then smiles at me ( could be wind ) and all is good in the world.

[NDA]

Most blokes are interested in

1. Money
2. Sex
3. Freedom

You've lost number 3 already, number 1 is on the way out and then when you have kids number 2 will be history too.

You'll then turn into what women call 'a cashpoint machine'.

Good luck!

[anonymous-user]

All the posts on this thread are true but I'm sure you'll love it while it lasts!

[jesta1865]

el stovey said:

All the posts on this thread are true but I'm sure you'll love it while it lasts!

about 17 days then!

[biper]

Her idea of the ceremony
Aisle
Alter
Hymm

[fivesixseven8]

Ecurie Ecosse said:

Hi Guys

I'm getting married at the end of next month.

We've been going out for 4 years, and have lived together for 3.

Now, apart from it being a symbol of commitment, enjoying the ceremony and honeymoon and maybe having children in the future, does anything actually change?

I got married about 8 weeks ago and nothing has changed other than having a rather excessive bar tab on my credit card that had to be paid off!

Was in much the same situation as you, together for almost 4 years and lived together for 3.

Enjoy the day and good luck

[zahal]

As someone much cleverer than me (basically anyone, yes) once said...a woman marries a man hoping he will change but he won't, and a man marries a woman hoping she won't change but she will.

Call it off now!

[Justayellowbadge]

fivesixseven8 said:

Ecurie Ecosse said:

Hi Guys

I'm getting married at the end of next month.

We've been going out for 4 years, and have lived together for 3.

Now, apart from it being a symbol of commitment, enjoying the ceremony and honeymoon and maybe having children in the future, does anything actually change?

I got married about 8 weeks ago and nothing has changed other than having a rather excessive bar tab on my credit card that had to be paid off!

Was in much the same situation as you, together for almost 4 years and lived together for 3.

Enjoy the day and good luck

Current statistics indicate one of you will end up divorced, bitter and surviving on pot noodle made with cold water in a bedsit soon.

Sorry.