Ooh, ooh, a new friend. Not received one of these before!
Ooh, ooh, a new friend. Not received one of these before!
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hornetrider

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63,161 posts

222 months

Thursday 23rd April 2009
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Random Email said:
Eleonor Crowder <zjcalcite@advntr.com> 23 April 2009 03:56
To: "xxxxxxxxxxxx" <xxxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com>
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Hi,
My name is Eva. I am looking for a friend to chat.
I have a picture if you want. No need to reply here as
this is not may email. Write me at : s.evanice.s@gmail.com
Eva.
A picture eh?

scratchchin

Suggestions?!


Craig@CMR

18,073 posts

223 months

Thursday 23rd April 2009
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send her a pic of flashman

payner2008

269 posts

202 months

Thursday 23rd April 2009
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send her a picture of yourself tea-bagging the sink. That will give the scammers a laugh!

mrmr96

13,736 posts

221 months

Thursday 23rd April 2009
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Another poster sharing their spam. I still don't understand why people do this.

V6

3,779 posts

238 months

Thursday 23rd April 2009
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mrmr96 said:
Another poster sharing their spam. I still don't understand why people do this.
entertainment?

dirty boy

14,791 posts

226 months

Thursday 23rd April 2009
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I did this once with a russian bird let me see if I have it in my inbox still

dirty boy

14,791 posts

226 months

Thursday 23rd April 2009
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Right

Found it - the lovely Yana

Hello Clint!!! I thought right , that you the sympathetic person and will answer my letter. I send you a
pair of my photos and I hope, that you will like it. Write to me please, what part of me is pleasant to
you most of all. Fairly to tell you, you are not the first man with whom I tried to contact through the
Internet but while I did not find here the person who would search serious relations. Each of them asked
my naked photo. I want, that you knew, that I am a serious girl. I live in St. Petersburg. I seem already
have written to you about death of my mum and how I am lonely now. Yes, I really have not met in this big
city of any person which would not scoff that I have grown in a village. After death of my mum, I at all
do not know that to me here to do. My cousine already for a long time lives in England and she has
invited me to herself. She promised, that will help to find good work and to arrange my life there. I
long thought and have understood, that me of nothing detain in Russia. I already prepare for my documents
to travel to your country. It is necessary to solve only a few problems and I think, that in 3-4 week I
shall arrive to London.

But I understand, that even if the cousine will help me in everything I shall feel like alone. I have
decided to search for friends from your country in the Internet. I hope, that can find here not only the
friend, but the person with whom in the future I can construct romantic relations. Whether tell me please
disturbs you what I from Russia and was brought up in a village? I should tell you, that not bad I write
and I speak in English. I write my letters itself without help by anybody. What I can tell about myself
still? I was born 24 th, June, 1980 in Stupino vilage. my daddy has died of a poisoning when to me was 12
years. After school I have finished " Institute of economy and the finance " in St. Petersburg. I have a
trade " book keeping and audit of the enterprises of fine and average business ". Now I work as the
inspector of tax service in St. Petersburg. I very much love flowers. This my hobby. Very much frequently
I spend my free time in a local botanical garden. Here everyone may work who wants, but money for it
there do not pay. I hope, what in your letter you write to me slightly about myself and about your
hobbies? What you search in the Internet? What you has resulted here? Bye. Yana.

dirty boy

14,791 posts

226 months

Thursday 23rd April 2009
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Hello again!!! I hope that at you all is fine. I'm really missing you. I send you my sad photo that you
knew as me poorly without your letters. At us fine weather. Today we had +1 and a lot of sun. Soon there
comes spring. This spring I shall be in your country and if nobody will be near to me, I shall feel like
even more lonely, than here in Russia. It's why i'm really hope in our relations. Bye for now. Yours
Yana.

dirty boy

14,791 posts

226 months

Thursday 23rd April 2009
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Yana, as I stated in my original e-mail, sorry to hear about your problems,
but I can't help, and please don't e-mail me.

I'm sure that when you get to England, you will find plenty of men to share
some company with.

Best of luck.

dirty boy

14,791 posts

226 months

Thursday 23rd April 2009
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Hello!!! How are you? I hope at you all is fine... I write you this letter because today I have reflected
on my loneliness. Yes, after death of my mum I have no almost anybody in this world. I do not want to
lose you... Very soon I shall arrive to your country and for me so it is important, that someone waited
for me there. Yes, I have the cousine in your country, but you see she already have her family and I do
not think, that can visit me frequently. I seem already wrote to you, that they live near London in the
small house, but they have no a place there for me. They will allow me to live in their apartment in the
centre of London. I really very much want to have satellite of heart in your country.. Who know....
Probably we can live together and create happy family. I hope, that you write to me your letter, you see
I very much miss you. Bye for now. Yours Yana

dirty boy

14,791 posts

226 months

Thursday 23rd April 2009
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LEAVE ME ALONE PLEASE

Or I will bh slap you back to the bulkans

dirty boy

14,791 posts

226 months

Thursday 23rd April 2009
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How are you my dear Clint? It's me again. I am glad, that I have chance again to write you the letter
again. Dear, I think, that should reply questions, which I asked you in my last letter. I think, that the
woman should be good in all. I think, that each woman should keep up the appearance because it always can
make her beautiful. Character... It to correct in any way it is impossible, you see it gets to us in the
inheritance from our parents. I shall not speak anything about intimate relations, because it seems to
me, we yet so well know to speak about such things.

Now I want to tell to you about my love. I think, that many in this world have a similar history. When I
studied at university it seemed to me, that I have grown fond of one boy. he too began to show to me
marks of attention. HE was so is attentive and gentle. he frequently gave me flowers and we frequently
walked with him on evenings that it is simple " to count stars ". I was solved on serious a step and have
spend night with him. HE was the first man in my life. With him I have lost my virginity. But appeared,
what exactly it and was his purpose. Next day almost all university knew about details of past night.
Then I have understood, that me punish for my origin. I had still a pair serious relations, but it
already was not the love. My heart now is afraid will trust in somebody.

What I see for us... I only can hope, that when I shall arrive to your country you will want to continue
our relations. I hope, that we can have romantic relations. I only do not want to hurry up with
conclusions. The main thing, that we already have found each other and very much we like each other. I
shall try to not resist to my heart because I understand, that you very good person and you will not hurt
me. I shall wait for the letter from you again. Bye. Yana.

dirty boy

14,791 posts

226 months

Thursday 23rd April 2009
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Yana,

Please read this carefully. I really do enjoy reading your e-mails, they
are very interesting, but I think my e-mails are being lost in translation.

I am a very happy man. I have two wonderful children. I have one wonderful
wife. I am married, and have been with her for 11 years

I am a good person, but I am not interested in a relationship with you,
sorry. I really hope you find a good man to be with in England, but I am
affraid I can't meet you or help you.

I hope you understand.

In answer to your questions

1. What you count the most important in the woman? (appearance, character,
sex, to be the good housewife)
The most important things in a woman, are, that she's fun to be with, good
to talk to, a good mother, a good friend, if she is good looking then that's
a bonus! There is no one single thing that make a good woman, it is many
things.

2. YOU sometime liked? And if yes, why you have left your loved person?
I have NOT left my loved person.....ever.

3. Whether you for us see any future together?
I do not see any future for us.

I wish you all the best for the future.

dirty boy

14,791 posts

226 months

Thursday 23rd April 2009
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Hello again Clint!!! I am so glad to write to you the letter again. I am grateful to you for your
compassion, but you see all these relations were in my past and I have already overlooked
about it. It is impossible to live thinking only about the past. Now I think only of my future. I
have so many plans about life in your country but while I do not know what are fated to come true, and
what remain only in my dreams, you see I so know about your country a little.

Today I want to tell to you slightly about my usual days. How I spend my usual day... Probably it
will seem to you boring, but you see it is a part of my life and if you want to become a part of my
life you should know and about it too. I wake up early in the morning, about 7:00 am and I make the
morning affairs (I accept souls, I clean a teeth). Then I have breakfast. Usually I eat one hot
toast with butter and drink a cup of black coffee. (May be you have the same breakfasr) Then I am in
a hurry to library to look the letter from you. (this item in my daily routine has appeared more
recently). From 10:00 am starts my working day. I work till 6:00 pm. Sometimes after work I come
into a botanical garden to look behind my colors. In the evening I prepare myself for supper and I
have supper in loneliness. Sometimes after that I look TV or I read the interesting book. Boring
life, isn't it? I really want, that someone has brightened up my loneliness. You do not imagine as
difficultly to go home when you know, that there nobody waits for you. I at all have no any pets.

Very soon all my documents will be ready also I can arrive to your country. I very much wait for our
meeting, you see after our meeting I can be sure what relations of us expect in the
future. I think, that in 5-6 days I shall have already the visa to go to your country. I need to
solve only a pair of problems which my mum to death could not solve. I hope, that my plans will not
change and in 2 weeks I can meet you. Clint, you wait for me? Whether you have any plans for us
in the first day of a meeting? Whether there will be you the guide for me? Whether you can have a
pair of free days for me that we might spend it together? I shall wait for your new
letter. Bye. Yana.

p.s. Excuse me, but today I can not send you a photo because has left the house a disk on which my
photos laid. I shall try to send new photos with the following letter. But your photos are very much
expected, my dear Clint!!!

dirty boy

14,791 posts

226 months

Thursday 23rd April 2009
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Yana, sorry, you really are wasting your time with me.

But on the plus side, your grammar is really coming on quite well

Goodbye

dirty boy

14,791 posts

226 months

Thursday 23rd April 2009
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Hello Clint!!! I am very happy, that have met you on the Internet. Dear, I am really very grateful
to you that you agree to help me. I shall try to solve all problems here as soon as possible that we
might meet soon. I very much want, that this day has come as soon as possible. Yesterday I have
written about you to my cousine and have told her about that she quietly went to Cuba with her
husband, you see you will help me if I shall arrive to you before their returning from travel. My
cousine has invited you and me to them to supper after they will return. SHE and her husband very
much want to get acquainted with you. We can accept their invitation? Dear Clint, I really test to
you feelings, but I do not want to hurry up, you see I am fast shall arrive to you and then we can
understand our feelings. Probably I doubt too much, but you see we did not meet at all and I do not
know while how to name our relations. Certainly, it not usual correspondence, and this dialogue of
two lonely people which want to be together. I hope, that anything in our feelings will not change,
when we shall meet.

I still could not find any work in your country under the Internet. I hope, that can find it when I
shall arrive to England. Certainly my English is not ideal yet and I think, that it may become a
problem in search of work, but I hope, that you can help me in it. ok? I really very much hope for
you, you see I shall absolutely one when I shall arrive to your country. I am afraid of it slightly,
but my heart prompts me, that I can will trust in you and all will be good. I at all do not know,
that I can write to you still... Probably the best ending of this letter will tell, that you the
best the man which I met in my life, you see it is not important for you where I was born and
brought up. You very attentive the person and I feel in your words only sincerity. It is very
important for me, you see I already wrote to you about that what experience of dialogue with men at
me was. I am almost sure, that with you beside I can feel like quietly, you see you will not offend
me and will protect always me. I with impatience shall wait for your new letter. Bye. Yana.

dirty boy

14,791 posts

226 months

Thursday 23rd April 2009
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I can only believe you're not actually reading my e-mails.

No you can't come to stay at mine

Travel lodges are great

PS

If you're going to annoy me, at least send pictures of you naked, so I can
beat one off

dirty boy

14,791 posts

226 months

Thursday 23rd April 2009
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NO YOU CAN'T ALL HAVE THE LAST 20 MINS OF YOUR LIVES BACK

PS

These were the pictures she attached.

I was soooo hoping for some decent material






There were others

hornetrider

Original Poster:

63,161 posts

222 months

Thursday 23rd April 2009
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hehe

TonyHetherington

32,091 posts

267 months

Thursday 23rd April 2009
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Your ever longing hope that she was actually reading your mails was quite admirable hehe