Woman held for noisy sex 'breach'
Woman held for noisy sex 'breach'
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Merc fan

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963 posts

201 months

Monday 27th April 2009
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The BBC reports the below. We had one like this next door to us. It was firstly embarassing then funny and then deeply irritating as it always happened at 2am. It all stopped when the yobbo living the other side of her threatened to smash the chap's face in. She was mortified; apparently she didn't know the walls were that thin!

The BBC said:
A woman has been remanded in custody accused of breaching an Asbo banning her from being noisy during sex.

Neighbours complained of hearing Caroline Cartwright, 48, moaning and groaning and her bed banging against the wall at her Washington home.

Ealier this month she was given a four-year Asbo banning her from making excessive noise anywhere in England.

But she appeared in court on Monday, charged with three breaches of her Asbo in just 10 days.

She was remanded in custody until 5 May.

Cartwright was convicted of five breaches of a noise abatement notice on 17 April and fined £515.

But Houghton le Spring Magistrates' Court heard police arrested her on 18 April, on 22 April and again on 26 April, after reports from neighbours she was flouting the ban with her husband Steve.

Prosecutor Claire Ward said neighbours complained to police about early morning noises including shouting and groaning coming from the Cartwrights' home in Hall Road, Concord, Washington.

Cartwright elected to be tried by jury and the case will be transferred to Newcastle Crown Court at a later date.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

273 months

Monday 27th April 2009
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rofl....oh, to be a policeman

elster

17,517 posts

228 months

Monday 27th April 2009
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They should of issued a gagging order wink

gti tim

1,633 posts

219 months

Monday 27th April 2009
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mybrainhurts said:
rofl....oh, to be a policeman
Can assure you - would be a total pain in the arse of a job to deal with - one i would be pleased to bat off!

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

273 months

Monday 27th April 2009
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gti tim said:
mybrainhurts said:
rofl....oh, to be a policeman
Can assure you - would be a total pain in the arse of a job to deal with - one i would be pleased to bat off!
Pull over, madam....hehe

hornetrider

63,161 posts

223 months

Monday 27th April 2009
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Bang to rights!

moles

1,834 posts

262 months

Monday 27th April 2009
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Heard it on R5 live earlier while driving, funniest thing I have heard for a while the reporters were struggling to hold it together. biggrin

Jimbeaux

33,791 posts

249 months

Monday 27th April 2009
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The court will have her singing the downstroke blues.

bitwrx

1,352 posts

222 months

Monday 27th April 2009
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Sorry Jimbeaux, didn't catch that. Say again wouldya? wink

Silverbullet767

10,972 posts

224 months

Monday 27th April 2009
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Are you sure, you might want to say that again....

robinhood21

30,946 posts

250 months

Monday 27th April 2009
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Must be four beats to the bar. wink

pies

13,116 posts

274 months

Monday 27th April 2009
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can you imagime the barristers in court biggrin

Jimbeaux

33,791 posts

249 months

Monday 27th April 2009
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Sorry folks; something went askew. smile

Sheets Tabuer

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233 months

Monday 27th April 2009
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asbo

26,140 posts

232 months

Monday 27th April 2009
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Did somebody say Asbo?

Wetwipe

3,019 posts

231 months

Monday 27th April 2009
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i think this thread would be dead in the water when some clever type pops along a posts a link showing a pic of this woman.

poke. would. someone. not. with. elses.

RadoVR6

1,210 posts

224 months

Monday 27th April 2009
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Ive seen a pic of her in the local paper....ergggghhhh

Steamer

14,066 posts

231 months

Monday 27th April 2009
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Woooow... paperbag

Its funny, when you put the face to the moan - you can see how it caused other people massive offense and upset:


asbo

26,140 posts

232 months

Monday 27th April 2009
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry at that...

Fort Jefferson

8,237 posts

240 months

Monday 27th April 2009
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I actually work with a women who was warned by the council about her noisy sex antics. She's rather better looking that the woman in the picture though.biggrin