oh dear, think i may have lost my manhood.....

[WorAl]

and Caught the ghay??

Last night went to my OH's house, picked her up and went shopping for tea.
Got back to hers and put the tea on and went back to living room to watch TV......first mistake, should have stayed in the kitchen!!
OH goes into bedroom and comes back with 2 bottles of liquid and a tub. Sits down next to me and asks if she can give me a facial.....WTF???
NO!!! was the answer.....No choice apparently according to the OH.

She pins me down and shoves loads of "cleanser on my face" (To be honest i didnt put up too much of a struggle.....second mistake, should have tried harder)
Next wipes it off with warm water and cotton wool.
Then puts toner on my face.....applied with some cotton wool......fk it burns, especially when she puts it IN MY EYES!!!!!
Next she applies the moisturiser (from the tub), massages it in and jobs done.

Now for my biggest mistake, I rub my cheeks and forehead and admit "wow that is really smooth" and it was quite theraputic (if she didnt pour the acid in my eyes).

So, am I a gayer?

[BoRED S2upid]

Did you give her a good seeing to after or take a warm bath with bubbles and candles and put your PJ's on?.

[payner2008]

No doubt about it. Bloody marmite miners

[Sideways Tim]

As long as you returned the favour, you'll be fine.

[WorAl]

Sideways Tim said:

As long as you returned the favour, you'll be fine.

Obviously that favour is to be returned.

[Jasandjules]

WorAl said:

NO!!! was the answer.....No choice apparently according to the OH.

Did it cleanse the Thumb Print off your forehead?

[ukwill]

Did you reciprocate with the facial? If not then yes, you are a carrier. Hard to tell
Whether its teh ghey or bad aids though.

[Dogwatch]

...I thought you meant surgically

Was worried for you but I reckon this is reversible.

In time.

[V8mate]

Unless the OP's OH is training to be a beautician, I think she is suggesting that the OP start dressing in frilly dresses and floppy bonnets and be the submissive lesbian partner she has always wanted.

[tamore]

the only way back for you is to get hammered, and apply chilli sauce to your face using a luke warm doner kebab.

[Justayellowbadge]

Did it suddenly occur to you afterwards that the scatter cushions clashed terribly with the curtains?

[vixmil]

He is such a fanny and loved it really. he keot touching his skin after ha ha Of god my "OH" is entirely gay!!!

[V8mate]

vixmil said:

He is such a fanny and loved it really. he keot touching his skin after ha ha Of god my "OH" is entirely gay!!!

Mrs WorAl?

[HRG]

BoRED S2upid said:

Did you give her a good seeing to after or take a warm bath with bubbles and candles and put your PJ's on?.

You missed off "Did she give him a good seeing to with a strap-on"...

[WorAl]

V8mate said:

vixmil said:

He is such a fanny and loved it really. he keot touching his skin after ha ha Of god my "OH" is entirely gay!!!

Mrs WorAl?

Correct, she's not the brightest and her spelling isn't up to scratch though

[V8mate]

WorAl said:

V8mate said:

vixmil said:

He is such a fanny and loved it really. he keot touching his skin after ha ha Of god my "OH" is entirely gay!!!

Mrs WorAl?

Correct, she's not the brightest and her spelling isn't up to scratch though

Dim girls have a certain attraction though, eh?

[SpydieNut]

i'm calling gay bullst

i think you gave yourself a facial and liked it




that sounds SOOOOOOOO wrong



end of the day - you're gay, mmmmkay?

[Mexico.]

She will be kicking your back door in next

[WorAl]

V8mate said:

WorAl said:

V8mate said:

vixmil said:

He is such a fanny and loved it really. he keot touching his skin after ha ha Of god my "OH" is entirely gay!!!

Mrs WorAl?

Correct, she's not the brightest and her spelling isn't up to scratch though

Dim girls have a certain attraction though, eh?

She certainly does

[Davi]

V8mate said:

WorAl said:

V8mate said:

vixmil said:

He is such a fanny and loved it really. he keot touching his skin after ha ha Of god my "OH" is entirely gay!!!

Mrs WorAl?

Correct, she's not the brightest and her spelling isn't up to scratch though

Dim girls have a certain attraction though, eh?

easier to convince them that that really is what couples normally do....


eta: which with your new found gayness could spell trouble

Edited by Davi on Friday 1st May 09:59