NHS Direct... Telling me to ring 999, surely not right?
NHS Direct... Telling me to ring 999, surely not right?
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KingRichard

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252 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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Ok... Those of you that know me will know I've been ridiculing swine flu for the last few weeks... which was great fun, right up until the point I caught a cold rolleyes

NHS Direct clumps a load of symptoms together, so you have serious sounding ones such as chest pain, and then less serious ones such as muscle and joint ache - which you obviously get with normal flu, and then just gives you a yes or no answer to all of them.

Well the answer is yes, I have a sore throat, blocked nose, joint ache and chills. Feeling pretty lethargic and sleepy (Keep having micro-naps between phonecalls).

I don't have chest pain or shortness of breath, other than that thing where your sore throat makes you cough on a deep breath.

But then it tells me to ring 999 immediately. Is this swine flu thing THAT similar to normal flu? I was just gonna hole up for a good nights kip with a good dose of nurofen and see how I felt tomorrow but thought, i'll just have a little check-aroo.

I know it's not common and what not and I'm probably over-reacting but not sure why they would lump all those symptoms together confused

Now I've worried myself paperbag

JazD

284 posts

208 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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Try not to get stressed. Given the situation at the moment its about making sure you're tested so as to rule out pig flu

DrTre

12,957 posts

252 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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Mods..please move to the Quarantine forum.

999 seems a bit OTT...can't you ring NHSD too?

FoolOnTheHill

1,018 posts

231 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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Gordon Brown!!! Catch him! Bin him! Kill him!

KingRichard

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10,146 posts

252 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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Dunno... I'm gonna feel such a dick if it's just regular old granny killing flu.

him_over_there

970 posts

226 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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KingRichard said:
Dunno... I'm gonna feel such a dick if it's just regular old granny killing flu.
Your well enough to type this. Man up, it could be worse than pig flu. It could be MAN-FLU.

Imagine that.

OllieWinchester

5,694 posts

212 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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Ring NHSD, they will be able to triage your condition more effectively over the phone, don't ring 999 unless you are at deaths door. Its busy enough as it is, believe me.

KingRichard

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252 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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him_over_there said:
KingRichard said:
Dunno... I'm gonna feel such a dick if it's just regular old granny killing flu.
Your well enough to type this. Man up, it could be worse than pig flu. It could be MAN-FLU.

Imagine that.
hehe

There is no such affliction... It's always weapons grade hehe

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

262 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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A bloody shame. I've often enjoyed your posts.

You'll be missed.

I shall raise a glass in your memory this evening.

KingRichard

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Wednesday 6th May 2009
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OllieWinchester said:
Ring NHSD, they will be able to triage your condition more effectively over the phone, don't ring 999 unless you are at deaths door. Its busy enough as it is, believe me.
Yeah I fully appreciate that... also a bit embarrassing asking them to send an ambulance and take that out of the loop for a normal virus. That's what the site said - Ring 999 and ask for an ambulance immediately.

Actually, my fingers are going a bit funny...

Jasandjules

71,689 posts

249 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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Well, it's worth getting checked isn't it? So just arrange a quick appointment with your GP?

tonyvid

9,884 posts

263 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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Burn him! Coming in here and infecting my screen!


I love the smell of bacon lick

escargot

17,122 posts

237 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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KingRichard said:
OllieWinchester said:
Ring NHSD, they will be able to triage your condition more effectively over the phone, don't ring 999 unless you are at deaths door. Its busy enough as it is, believe me.
Yeah I fully appreciate that... also a bit embarrassing asking them to send an ambulance and take that out of the loop for a normal virus. That's what the site said - Ring 999 and ask for an ambulance immediately.

Actually, my fingers are going a bit funny...
Stay indoors mate. I'll be round in a jiffy to paint a red cross on your door.

DrTre

12,957 posts

252 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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This sounds serious.

How many fingers am I holding up?

esselte

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287 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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Jasandjules said:
Well, it's worth getting checked isn't it? So just arrange a quick appointment with your GP?
weren't "they" telling you not to go to the GP if you suspected the 'flu? so as not to spread it around?

theaxe

3,571 posts

242 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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john_p

7,073 posts

270 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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If you go down the "Cough" route on NHS direct, you only get told to ring 999 if you say yes to this:

"Do you have any of the following:
severe headache,
severe pain in your eyes when they are exposed to the light,
a stiff neck that is painful when you bend your head forwards, or
feeling mentally confused and sleepy?"

Is that what you meant by sleepy? I would guess that these symptons mean death is imminent, rather than symptoms of man flu (which, my condolences, it sounds like you have)

Buzz word

2,028 posts

229 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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http://www.nhs.uk/conditions/pandemic-flu/pages/qa...

Their reccomendation is to call NHS direct or your GP. But not to go to hospital to avoid spreading it. I guess 999 will most likely get you to hospital so give the GP a call.

Either way I wouldn't sweat it unless your mexican or a baby.

KingRichard

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Wednesday 6th May 2009
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theaxe said:
rofl

Bonedaddy

303 posts

247 months

Wednesday 6th May 2009
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I was feeling rough so I rang the emergency help line...

but all I got was crackling!

Rob
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