Taking your baby swimming.....
Taking your baby swimming.....
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dave_s13

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13,966 posts

290 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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I'm amazed, even this has been turned into a money generating con based on our insecurities about everything baby-related.

Our 1st has just had her 6 week check and is good to go. So we looked up taking your baby swimming on google and it turns out you can pay £110 for a 10 week "course" on dunking your little un in some water...WTF!


http://www.swimbabes.co.uk/index.php?main_page=pag...

I've already been tricked and dragged along to the NCT ante-natal classes that cost 100odd quid and were $hite. Am I missing something or is it not just OK to go down the local baths on a saturday morning for a splash about in the kids pool??....not by myself obviously smile

Any experiences anyone?

Steamer

14,088 posts

234 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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dave_s13 said:
Any experiences anyone?
Pick a nice pool!

Our 'cannnncil' pool actually has a hue of orange in the shallow end if you look at it from a distance frown

dave_s13

Original Poster:

13,966 posts

290 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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Are you taking the pi$$

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

214 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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Our local pool has a baby/toddler pool...my wee man went from about 7 weeks, and continues to love swimming 6 years on.

Marcellus

7,193 posts

240 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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Penny-lope said:
..................my man went for a wee from about 7 weeks, and continues to love swimming 6 years on.
EFA biggrin

Steamer

14,088 posts

234 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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dave_s13 said:
Are you taking the pi$$
hehe

Sadly not - and neither do the council - saturday afternoons looks like Kiora storage tank! yikes

We do have other pools in the city though, I'm sure some even do special allocated times for parents & little'uns.

marctwo

3,666 posts

281 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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Everything baby related seems to be a licence to print money. I am in the wrong job.

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

214 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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Marcellus said:
Penny-lope said:
..................my man went for a wee from about 7 weeks, and continues to love swimming 6 years on.
EFA biggrin
Knowing him, he probably did hehe

V8mate

45,899 posts

210 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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marctwo said:
Everything baby related seems to be a licence to print money. I am in the wrong job.
yes A relative (on my OH's side) owns the UK market-leader in kids swimming clubs. To say it has been a phenomenal success would be a significant understatement.

SBDJ

1,330 posts

225 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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We've been taking our son for the last few weeks, he goes in the main pool in his little swimming ring and he loves it. Until they turn the wave machine off, then he gets a bit upset...

OllieWinchester

5,694 posts

213 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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Is this the sort of swimming where the little 'uns swim about underwater without breathing or something? How does that work then? When do they grow out of it?

sstein

6,249 posts

275 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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OllieWinchester said:
Is this the sort of swimming where the little 'uns swim about underwater without breathing or something? How does that work then? When do they grow out of it?
When they turn blue.

HRG

72,863 posts

260 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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Just chuck 'em in, they'll swim....


































Probably.

thinfourth2

32,414 posts

225 months

Saturday 9th May 2009
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OllieWinchester said:
Is this the sort of swimming where the little 'uns swim about underwater without breathing or something? How does that work then? When do they grow out of it?
I would hope they don't breath underwater otherwise you other half has given birth to a fish which might raise a few questions about your parentage, unless you are also a fish.

And if you are a fish how the hell are you posting on pistonheads

stifler

37,069 posts

209 months

Saturday 9th May 2009
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Firstly I used to be a lifeguard and have probably seen it all with the most over-prepared (paranoid) parents with all the latest gadgets, to the most under prepared.

Dont use normal nappies! Rule number 1. They disintegrate in the pool worse than tampons! get some of these:



They hold the poo in and filter the wee out. Most swimming pools will sell these, but it is worth checking.

I would recommend one of these too.


The floatie seat holds your baby upright and is impossible for the baby to tip themselves over in it. One of these will give your back a rest too if your baby is a heavy lump like mine!

If you want to do the whole dunking the kids under thing there is a trick! If you blow in their face they will pull a face and then take a big breath as if they are about to have a shout. When they have taken that breath, dunk them under and straight back up again. From personal experience they don't like it much the first time, but they are normally fine with it after that.

Obviously all babies are different but the floatie seat tends to work for them universally and it should be less than a tenner. And the swim nappies are a must they should work out at about 50p each if you buy a pack.(it isn't fun swimming around with a net wink ).

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

219 months

Saturday 9th May 2009
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stifler said:
Firstly I used to be a lifeguard and have probably seen it all with the most over-prepared (paranoid) parents with all the latest gadgets, to the most under prepared.

Dont use normal nappies! Rule number 1. They disintegrate in the pool worse than tampons! get some of these:



They hold the poo in and filter the wee out. Most swimming pools will sell these, but it is worth checking.

I would recommend one of these too.


The floatie seat holds your baby upright and is impossible for the baby to tip themselves over in it. One of these will give your back a rest too if your baby is a heavy lump like mine!

If you want to do the whole dunking the kids under thing there is a trick! If you blow in their face they will pull a face and then take a big breath as if they are about to have a shout. When they have taken that breath, dunk them under and straight back up again. From personal experience they don't like it much the first time, but they are normally fine with it after that.

Obviously all babies are different but the floatie seat tends to work for them universally and it should be less than a tenner. And the swim nappies are a must they should work out at about 50p each if you buy a pack.(it isn't fun swimming around with a net wink ).
What about the chlorine in the water, does it not affect their eyes?

Puggit

49,342 posts

269 months

Saturday 9th May 2009
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Having spent a fortune on these lessons, I'll give you the secret.

It's all about preparing them. Just say "Ready, Baby, Go" - and dunk them in.

They'll get used to the words, and prepare themselves by taking a breath before being dunked. The first few times, while learning, they'll cough and splutter something terrible.

stifler

37,069 posts

209 months

Saturday 9th May 2009
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rhinochopig said:
stifler said:
Firstly I used to be a lifeguard and have probably seen it all with the most over-prepared (paranoid) parents with all the latest gadgets, to the most under prepared.

Dont use normal nappies! Rule number 1. They disintegrate in the pool worse than tampons! get some of these:



They hold the poo in and filter the wee out. Most swimming pools will sell these, but it is worth checking.

I would recommend one of these too.


The floatie seat holds your baby upright and is impossible for the baby to tip themselves over in it. One of these will give your back a rest too if your baby is a heavy lump like mine!

If you want to do the whole dunking the kids under thing there is a trick! If you blow in their face they will pull a face and then take a big breath as if they are about to have a shout. When they have taken that breath, dunk them under and straight back up again. From personal experience they don't like it much the first time, but they are normally fine with it after that.

Obviously all babies are different but the floatie seat tends to work for them universally and it should be less than a tenner. And the swim nappies are a must they should work out at about 50p each if you buy a pack.(it isn't fun swimming around with a net wink ).
What about the chlorine in the water, does it not affect their eyes?
Sorry, should have added, when you blow in their face they close their eyes. the chlorine won't affect their eyes any more than your eyes or mine. Blink a couple of times and no problems.

The nappies are the important thing to get though!!!

OllieWinchester

5,694 posts

213 months

Saturday 9th May 2009
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I'm talking about when you put really young babies underwater, like on the Nirvana Album cover, is there a name for that?

Silverbullet767

10,981 posts

227 months

Sunday 10th May 2009
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OllieWinchester said:
I'm talking about when you put really young babies underwater, like on the Nirvana Album cover, is there a name for that?
Never Mind wink