Junction Windscreen Cleaners & Flower Sellers

[Glassman]

Those Bulgarian / Romanian gypsy types who come and draw a loveheart on your windscreen... How much do you think they'll pocket in a day?

... and what's the deal with flower sellers; I've very rarely seen one make a sale, yet they're always there with backup stock hidden in the bushes - wage or commission?

[Justayellowbadge]

Glassman said:

... and what's the deal with flower sellers; I've very rarely seen one make a sale, yet they're always there with backup stock hidden in the bushes - wage or commission?

Neither.

Those we have brought in employed have done what they are told untill Uncle Oleg decides they have paid off their debt.

The lucky or the old sell the flowers.

[M400 NBL]

I once paid a couple if young lads to wash the windscreen of my mate's BMW behind me, because I knew he'd go mad. The thought of a dirty, gritty sponge on his clean motor led to him threatening to punch him (well a clenched fist and a snarl from inside the car) if he touched his car

[Ganglandboss]

My boss got done over by one the other week. We were sat at traffic lights and I noticed a young lad coming over. I pointed him out and he quickly waved him away. A moment later a girl came walking past. She was looking ahead and giving the car a wide berth. As she drew level with the windscreen, she dashed over and drew a love-heart with the suds. He sat back and let her get on with it. As the lights were changing he gave her a quid. I saw her tap the door-card near the back with the quid and pocket it. She started crying she'd dropped it so the soppy fker gave her another,

[elster]

I never knew they actually existed in this country.

[sleep envy]

they make enough to fill their entire mouths with gold

[stifler]

Windscreen wipers on. Game over.

[Nadyenka]

You should put on your wiper and tell them to go away

Edited by Nadyenka on Wednesday 13th May 21:21

[_Deano]

the sts hang around the traffic lights on Cotton Street, by the Texaco garage, in Popular. You're trapped by the lights, which stay red for about 2 mins. A swift fk off is normally called for or leave a big gap between you and the car in front, so that you don't actually stop and keep rolling forward, until the lights go green again.

[Glassman]

sleep envy said:

they make enough to fill their entire mouths with gold

They get chased off by bobbies from Green Lanes / North Circ junction @ Palmers Green on a regular basis. Watching them run:

[sleep envy]

I would never suggest you aim the van at them at henley's corner