Your counter pigeon measures, please
Your counter pigeon measures, please
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mybrainhurts

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Whilst hosing copious gobs of pigeon sh!t off the car yesterday, one of the fat sods did a high pass precision dump on my bloody head....

This left me late for an appointment and my story was met with scepticism...

On returning home, another car had taken 15 hits in a few short hours.

Any ideas to remedy this malaise..?

I've tried launching the cat from a trebuchet, but he doesn't seem comfortable with air to air combat and the neighbours complain about the howling.

Don't know why he howls, I'd give an arm and a leg to be able to fly, the ungrateful little sod...



Pigeon

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handpaper

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mybrainhurts

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Pigeon said:
hehe

I said remedy, not eliminate...

Hmmm, on second thoughts, though...irked

Don't suppose you could come round and discipline them...?

Sixpackpert

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Hoppy2008

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My mate has the same problems, but with pigeons in trees on his land.
the trees are approx 100ft tall, and there are about 6 in total. He has been quoted about £6000 to have them removed so is looking for an alternative method.
Any ideas, anyone?

Cheers
Hoppy

ETA: sorry for hijacking your thread, OP. smile

Edited by Hoppy2008 on Wednesday 13th May 09:17

sday12

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232 months

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We've had them roosting on our row of terraces for a few years.

Spikes work, but simply move the problem on to your neighbour, so all properties need to be done.

My neighbour has employed a marksman, expensive, anti social (as in neighbours get all excited and complain), and they just get replaced by other flocks apparently.

Certain types of rat poison in oatmeal, fine but see above.

Repelants, (garlic, moth balls) good for certain areas like gardens.

Fake Owl works for a while, until they realise and it becomes their best mate!


Basically you can only hope to control the problem, if the flying rats are away from your property, and aren't leaving 'poocastles' on your window ledges then job done. To erridicate it would take large amounts of cash and a serious OCD problem.

HTH


sadako

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Start a thread on 2 stroke diesel engines running Debian on another forum as a distraction.

BertB

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Car cover or garage for the motor and an umbrella for you?

Simpo Two

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pokethepope

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Wednesday 13th May 2009
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Hoppy2008 said:
My mate has the same problems, but with pigeons in trees on his land.
the trees are approx 100ft tall, and there are about 6 in total. He has been quoted about £6000 to have them removed so is looking for an alternative method.
Any ideas, anyone?

Cheers
Hoppy

ETA: sorry for hijacking your thread, OP. smile

Edited by Hoppy2008 on Wednesday 13th May 09:17
Air rifle for your mate. £300 will get you a very decent one for hunting, leaving £5700 in change.

OP: im guessing the pigeons are on your drive, so you wont be able to use an air rifle.

Crusoe

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We get a guy from a local falconry place to fly his birds around the office complex every month or so, the gulls and pigeons don't come back in a hurry.

mybrainhurts

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Sixpackpert said:
Thanks, but these things think they're Stukas...

mybrainhurts

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Crusoe said:


We get a guy from a local falconry place to fly his birds around the office complex every month or so, the gulls and pigeons don't come back in a hurry.
Oh, now...that I like.

They don't crap on your head, do they...?

Buzz word

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Not sure if one of the above links is a clip to this as I don't tend to click links at work but the definitive solution was implemented by shaun ryder in 24 hour party people.

[AJ]

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The Silver Pigeon


Crusoe

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mybrainhurts said:
Crusoe said:


We get a guy from a local falconry place to fly his birds around the office complex every month or so, the gulls and pigeons don't come back in a hurry.
Oh, now...that I like.

They don't crap on your head, do they...?
no, dry pelets of fur/bone like owls

actually scrap that they could crap on your head, great book title (what shat that?)
http://books.google.com/books?id=gCkwEDBPg6UC&...

sounds like you'd want to get it off quickly if a eagle bombed your car biggrin

Edited by Crusoe on Wednesday 13th May 12:06


Edited by Crusoe on Wednesday 13th May 12:25

mybrainhurts

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Crusoe said:
actually scrap that they could crap on your head, great book title (shat what that?)
http://books.google.com/books?id=gCkwEDBPg6UC&...
I'm not in there...rofl

ChristianZS

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911motorsport

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254 months

Wednesday 13th May 2009
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a quick heads up to the OP.

Pigeon poo can be highly toxic, so be careful how you handle it

http://www.queenscourier.com/articles/2008/01/25/n...


ETA: Elana has to be the most attractive st advisor EVER!

Edited by 911motorsport on Wednesday 13th May 12:34