The Pie & Piston

[PD9]

Is there any pubs out there that anyone knows of called the Pie & Piston?

[sherman]

It better have a large car park full of mx5s and mapped bmw 335i's. Serve a stupidly big variety of pies and all deserts must be able to be served with birds custard.

Edited by sherman on Wednesday 13th May 12:30

[Silverbullet767]

It'll probably be like one of those pubs when you walk in, everyone stops and stares at you because your not a long standing member.

hehe, I said long standing member

[Simpo Two]

Silverbullet767 said:

It'll probably be like one of those pubs when you walk in, everyone stops and stares at you

No, they're all heads down furiously typing on laptops...

[Fetchez la vache]

Spouting st, slagging one another off and shouting "R" every so often..

[Adenauer]

I bet the lounge bar's full of individual booths each with two people in, all talking about something slightly different

[james_tigerwoods]

With an Ambiwlans on call

[silver.fox.2008]

Adenauer said:

I bet the lounge bar's full of individual booths each with two people in, all talking about something slightly different

While the mods walking around removing people from one booth to another because the discussion they were having belonged 3 booths down

[Mexico.]

silver.fox.2008 said:

Adenauer said:

I bet the lounge bar's full of individual booths each with two people in, all talking about something slightly different

While the mods walking around removing people from one booth to another because the discussion they were having belonged 3 booths down

And talking about how big this plastic container is

[james_tigerwoods]

Let's not overlook the treadmill....

[MitchT]

PD9 said:

Is there any pubs out there that anyone knows of called the Pie & Piston?

There was one once but it was closed down and replaced with a series of small cafes, each staffed by heavies poised to hustle you out and into another cafe should you happen to start the wrong conversation

[Uhura_Fighter]

[taldo50]

james_tigerwoods said:

With an Ambiwlans on call

[samdale]

taldo50 said:

james_tigerwoods said:

With an Ambiwlans on call

tacsi! for mr tigerwoods

[stifler]

With a temporary building in the beer garden. It has no doors or windows, the walls, inside and out, are painted beige and it is lit by a single 40watt equivalent energy saving light bulb. People magically appear in there for weeks at a time when they are barred from the pub.

[phr33k]

With a Nazi Bunker for a beer garden. And people shouting "PLUS ONE", "OXO TOWER", "MX5" as standard responses to almost any question.

[Simpo Two]

stifler said:

With a temporary building in the beer garden. It has no doors or windows, the walls, inside and out, are painted beige and it is lit by a single 40watt equivalent energy saving light bulb.

Also a handy place to keep any socialist/environmental types who dare to stray in.

[elster]

Simpo Two said:

stifler said:

With a temporary building in the beer garden. It has no doors or windows, the walls, inside and out, are painted beige and it is lit by a single 40watt equivalent energy saving light bulb.

Also a handy place to keep any socialist/environmental types who dare to stray in.

Is there no torture chamber for them? Diesel power

[stifler]

elster said:

Simpo Two said:

stifler said:

With a temporary building in the beer garden. It has no doors or windows, the walls, inside and out, are painted beige and it is lit by a single 40watt equivalent energy saving light bulb.

Also a handy place to keep any socialist/environmental types who dare to stray in.

Is there no torture chamber for them? Diesel power

Hybrid!

[HD Adam]

Didn't that pub get nuked from orbit?