McDonalds workers = spacktards??

[davido140]

I've just got back from the drive through with a little sunday morning treat for me and the missus, pancakes and.... nothing... bks.

I'm curious as to what kind of retard it takes to forget one of two "ingredients" in a menu item they must dish out several hundred times a day.

There are two things to put in the bag, pancakes...check syrup.....check, its easy! even I can remember that....

It's a bit like making a cup of tea and forgetting to put the tea bag in there, or.. I dunno, having a dump and forgetting to wipe your arse? Hmm possibly a good reason never to eat Mc D's again.

[LeeThePeople]

Its just as bad as someone who uses the word spacktard you should apply for a job, I reckon you will fit right in.

[Mr Trophy]

More to the point.. Why the fk would you go there for breakfast anyway?

[Tyre Smoke]

LeeThePeople said:

Its just as bad as someone who uses the word spacktard you should apply for a job, I reckon you will fit right in.

At least they have a job and are prepared to get up at stupid o'clock on a Sunday to go to work for minimum wage.

OP, have you never made an honest mistiake?

[cs02rm0]

Mr Trophy said:

More to the point.. Why the fk would you go there for breakfast anyway?

Especially pancakes. I reckon they did you a favour.

[sunbeam_alpine]

Hmm. McDonalds... treat... does not scan, redo from start!!

Plus, they're working on a Sunday. They've probably not sobered up yet.

Little tip for Sunday. Get up, put on oven, get croissants out of freezer. Make fresh coffee. Take to spouse/gf in bed.

Loads of brownie points.

[172ff]

Are you so retarded you cant make your own pancakes?

[davido140]

when did spacktard become unacceptable?

Obviously I'm a dirty commoner for eating a maccy D's in the first place, I'll leave you to your freshly ground coffee and I'll go and "read" (look at the pictures) in the news of the world...

Edited by davido140 on Sunday 17th May 10:29

[rhinochopig]

I'm guessing this thread hasn't gone quite to plan O/P?

[pc.iow]

rhinochopig said:

I'm guessing this thread hasn't gone quite to plan O/P?

I was just thinking the same.

Really though,somone has to work at these places. It’s like the do-gooders that say everyone should have a proper education, get good grades, get a good job.
Who then, would do all the menial work?
More imports to this country maybe...

[pacman1]

I know it's sunday and when one is not fully awake, the mind and eyes can sometimes play tricks on you.
rhinochopig, your profile pic, is that really a V1 rocket strapped to a Civic?

[B19GRR]

Swiss Tony said:

You see Paul, eating breakfast at McDonalds is like making love to Vicky Pollard. Every second is perhaps the most revolting, vomit inducing experience of your life but at least you're still getting your end away.

[okgo]

This was the Basingstoke branch right..?

We don't really need to elaborate on that much more do we

[hornetrider]

What kind of bellend gets a drive through and then gets all the way home before checking the contents?

You fail at life, son.

[missdiane]

Are you calling me retarded?

Disgruntled Burger Chef

[pacman1]

hornetrider said:

What kind of bellend gets a drive through and then gets all the way home before checking the contents?

You fail at life, son.

[rhinochopig]

pacman1 said:

I know it's sunday and when one is not fully awake, the mind and eyes can sometimes play tricks on you.
rhinochopig, your profile pic, is that really a V1 rocket strapped to a Civic?

Yes and yes. Not my car or V1 for that matter. It reminded me of the Darwin award for the chap that strapped the JATO rocket to the top of his car and subsequently embedded himself in a rock face. I liked the pic so put as my profile picture - I have a penchant for the absurd and the crazy.

[pacman1]

rhinochopig said:

pacman1 said:

I know it's sunday and when one is not fully awake, the mind and eyes can sometimes play tricks on you.
rhinochopig, your profile pic, is that really a V1 rocket strapped to a Civic?

Yes and yes. Not my car or V1 for that matter. It reminded me of the Darwin award for the chap that strapped the JATO rocket to the top of his car and subsequently embedded himself in a rock face. I liked the pic so put as my profile picture - I have a penchant for the absurd and the crazy.

Fantastic, I like it when people do things like that, it makes us all feel so much further up the food chain! And my eyes are ok after all! Cheers

[jmorgan]

Thought the JATO was an urban miff.

Anyway. Oh look, sommit down this wire.......

[SkinnyBoy]

to be fair to McJob workers, its a thankless job, and they must get pretty pissed off with the great unwashed day in and day out. I am always courteous and polite to their ilk on the rare occasions I use their facilities. As mentioned in previous posts, at least they have a job, unlike the rest of the workshy dross that usually are on the other side of the counter.