Does what goes around, really come around?

[10 Pence Short]

Just let him dismantle his own life. If that's how he goes about things, you won't have long to wait.

[Steamer]

In my local sushi bar... yes.

In real life situations - don't waste your energy waiting to see.

[parakitaMol.]

Jesus. Are you 11?

[dmitsi]

Chat with him on msn as her, arrange to meet up. Dress up in your sexiest wig and pink dress and woo him, then when it's time to get down to business, take off your disguise and laugh at his tiny cock.

Sorry, been reading blame oobster too much.

[okgo]

Tell him to fk off, and never speak to any of them again.

Make new friends.

[Justayellowbadge]

I have no idea.

I don't watch Hollyoaks.

[stuttgartmetal]

It sounds like he's really out to destroy you.

[Nobody You Know]

Just ignore the .

I am starting to believe in the 'my name is Earl' simplified version of Karma, I have been helping out my elderly widowed neighbour alot recently... he has just given me his old Welder and his old TV (36' Flat Screen with Surround!)

Anyway, get on with your own life and let the guy alienate all of his own freinds.

[Pints]

Justayellowbadge said:

I have no idea.

I don't watch Hollyoaks.

My thoughts exactly.

[Superhoop1904]

Just tell him that you know what hes up to and tell him to feck off and get his on life.

Job Done

[lawrence567]

I appreciate it sounds insignifcant to some people but it's really getting to me, i'm pretty chilled out but it's been going on for a few months now & i'm coming to the end of my tether.
I'd like to think im being the more grown up one by trying to ignore it(although some will disagree posting on here for advice).

[Steamer]

lawrence567 said:

I appreciate it sounds insignifcant to some people but it's really getting to me...

I dont know you at all... but you own a nice 600 bike... therefore we can deduce you are infact some kind of man!

My advice: Take said girlfriend away on a summer holiday - have a great time, forget about dhead 'friend'.

(and don't mention it to anyone - but it will really rub 'friend's' nose in it at the same time! )

[JJCW]

Genuine question, are you older than 15?

[captainzep]

I could place a curse on him if you like.

Its a new hobby I've started due to recently reaching (and beating) the final level of crochet.

The real centre of this unfortunate course of affairs is your girlfriend. Therefore the evil magic which I shall rain down on your nasty chum will require a channelling route down the human emotion chain.

I could go on with the boring detail but essentially, it boils down you sending me images of your girlfriend without 'magic weakening' clothing.

Its a longshot, but it might just work.

Edited by captainzep on Tuesday 19th May 14:12

[dmitsi]

captainzep said:

I could place a curse on him if you like.

Its a new hobby as I've got to (and beaten) the final level of crochet.

The real centre of this unfortunate course of affairs is your girlfriend. Therefore the evil magic which I shall rain down on your nasty chum will require the a channelling route down the human emotion chain.

I could go on with the boring detail but essentially, it boils down you sending me images of your girlfriend without 'magic weakening' clothing.

Its a longshot, but it might just work.

I've got some of those already, she msn'd me them last week. I'll pm you!

[captainzep]

dmitsi said:

captainzep said:

I could place a curse on him if you like.

Its a new hobby as I've got to (and beaten) the final level of crochet.

The real centre of this unfortunate course of affairs is your girlfriend. Therefore the evil magic which I shall rain down on your nasty chum will require the a channelling route down the human emotion chain.

I could go on with the boring detail but essentially, it boils down you sending me images of your girlfriend without 'magic weakening' clothing.

Its a longshot, but it might just work.

I've got some of those already, she msn'd me them last week. I'll pm you!

Yeah... no, -I meant new ones really.

[PD9]

Have you banged this girl's backdoors in yet? (being serious BTW)

If you have let your 'mates' know but dont inform him, they shall do the dirty work for you! Seems as though he is very jealous of you?

Just get on with it, soon your friends will start to get tired of his constant backstabbing, bad mouthing and abandon him. I'd ignore him if I were you too. In the end the girl still talks to you and knows what your really like - shes with you not with him. She probably cant stand the lad and he's not doing himself any favours bhing about you to her.

In time Karma will catch up with him....

just wait till he gets a bird

[HRG]

lawrence567 said:

My usual sollution would be cricket bat to face but as he's friends with my friends i don't want to cause a rift amongst us.

Blimey, when you say "usual" how many times have you actually taken a bat to someone's face before?

[10 Pence Short]

HRG said:

lawrence567 said:

My usual sollution would be cricket bat to face but as he's friends with my friends i don't want to cause a rift amongst us.

Blimey, when you say "usual" how many times have you actually taken a bat to someone's face before?

Think he was trying to sound 'ard.

[okgo]

And failed, as five people he has never met now think he's 15 and unable to wield a bat, let alone hit someone with it.