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rhinochopig

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17,932 posts

219 months

Thursday 21st May 2009
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This VV was in my professional journal:

Study: The Effects of Breast Support on Kinetics During Overground Running Performance.

Participants:

Eight female participants with physical characteristics: mean age 24.8, height 1.66m body mass 66kg band size 34...exclusion criteria: had be aged between 18-40....currently active in sports...were a D-cup breast size...The study was approved by the Institutional Ethics committee.

So they basically only picked young fit women with massive top-bks.

They then filmed the women's tits as they bounced along whilst running measuring the displacement of the breast with various Bras. FFS I'm in the wrong job.

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

265 months

Thursday 21st May 2009
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rhinochopig said:
This VV was in my professional journal:

Study: The Effects of Breast Support on Kinetics During Overground Running Performance.

Participants:

Eight female participants with physical characteristics: mean age 24.8, height 1.66m body mass 66kg band size 34...exclusion criteria: had be aged between 18-40....currently active in sports...were a D-cup breast size...The study was approved by the Institutional Ethics committee.

So they basically only picked young fit women with massive top-bks.

They then filmed the women's tits as they bounced along whilst running measuring the displacement of the breast with various Bras. FFS I'm in the wrong job.
I'm waiting for the followup study into underground running performance.

Mc Lovin

5,588 posts

242 months

Thursday 21st May 2009
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My job just started to look so much worse....

Flanders.

6,429 posts

229 months

Thursday 21st May 2009
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Jessus, I need to apply for that job!

Steamer

14,093 posts

234 months

Thursday 21st May 2009
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Einion Yrth said:
rhinochopig said:
This VV was in my professional journal:

Study: The Effects of Breast Support on Kinetics During Overground Running Performance.

Participants:

Eight female participants with physical characteristics: mean age 24.8, height 1.66m body mass 66kg band size 34...exclusion criteria: had be aged between 18-40....currently active in sports...were a D-cup breast size...The study was approved by the Institutional Ethics committee.

So they basically only picked young fit women with massive top-bks.

They then filmed the women's tits as they bounced along whilst running measuring the displacement of the breast with various Bras. FFS I'm in the wrong job.
I'm waiting for the followup study into underground running performance.
I think the Wombelling free running performance will be the one worth waiting for yum

Edited by Steamer on Thursday 21st May 11:40

WorAl

10,877 posts

209 months

Thursday 21st May 2009
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Mc Lovin said:
My job just started to look so much worse....
My thoughts exactly........

rhinochopig

Original Poster:

17,932 posts

219 months

Thursday 21st May 2009
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WorAl said:
Mc Lovin said:
My job just started to look so much worse....
My thoughts exactly........
Just to make you feel worse, in order to create a baseline, they started with the no-bra condition yikes


Mc Lovin

5,588 posts

242 months

Thursday 21st May 2009
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rhinochopig said:
WorAl said:
Mc Lovin said:
My job just started to look so much worse....
My thoughts exactly........
Just to make you feel worse, in order to create a baseline, they started with the no-bra condition yikes
"click, bang, thudd"

kind fog signs

8 posts

201 months

Thursday 21st May 2009
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my mate had a job watching women shave in the shower, via video link.

He worked for a well know shaving company. They would have 200 poeople come into their shaving test centre every morning to shave, using existing and new test razors.

The women (wearing bikinis) would be observed via video link. To study how they use the razors.

Apparentely women hold the razor 50 different ways, whereas men only 10. Women also shave much more body surface than men and start shaving earlier.

ewenm

28,506 posts

266 months

Thursday 21st May 2009
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Flanders. said:
Jessus, I need to apply for that job!
Are you a 34D?
wink

Edited by ewenm on Thursday 21st May 11:53

dave_s13

13,967 posts

290 months

Thursday 21st May 2009
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kind fog signs said:
my mate had a job watching women shave in the shower, via video link.

He worked for a well know shaving company. They would have 200 poeople come into their shaving test centre every morning to shave, using existing and new test razors.

The women (wearing bikinis) would be observed via video link. To study how they use the razors.

Apparentely women hold the razor 50 different ways, whereas men only 10. Women also shave much more body surface than men and start shaving earlier.
Did the participants know they were being filmed?

rhinochopig

Original Poster:

17,932 posts

219 months

Thursday 21st May 2009
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dave_s13 said:
kind fog signs said:
my mate had a job watching women shave in the shower, via video link.

He worked for a well know shaving company. They would have 200 poeople come into their shaving test centre every morning to shave, using existing and new test razors.

The women (wearing bikinis) would be observed via video link. To study how they use the razors.

Apparentely women hold the razor 50 different ways, whereas men only 10. Women also shave much more body surface than men and start shaving earlier.
Did the participants know they were being filmed?
Not in the scene in my head. Mind you, they're not wearing bikinis either.

Edited by rhinochopig on Thursday 21st May 13:00


Edited by rhinochopig on Thursday 21st May 13:01

Uhura_Fighter

7,018 posts

204 months

Thursday 21st May 2009
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Link OK for work

Exercise unleashes a bounce bras can't handle. Breasts fly up and down a distance of up to 8 inches, study says

WorAl

10,877 posts

209 months

Thursday 21st May 2009
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Mc Lovin said:
rhinochopig said:
WorAl said:
Mc Lovin said:
My job just started to look so much worse....
My thoughts exactly........
Just to make you feel worse, in order to create a baseline, they started with the no-bra condition yikes
"click, bang, thudd"

WorAl

10,877 posts

209 months

Thursday 21st May 2009
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Uhura_Fighter said:
Link OK for work

Exercise unleashes a bounce bras can't handle. Breasts fly up and down a distance of up to 8 inches, study says
Eeerrmmmmm we need video evidence to back up that theory or we just wont buy into it

MoggyMuncha

76 posts

201 months

Thursday 21st May 2009
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rhinochopig said:
This VV was in my professional journal:

Study: The Effects of Breast Support on Kinetics During Overground Running Performance.

Participants:

Eight female participants with physical characteristics: mean age 24.8, height 1.66m body mass 66kg band size 34...exclusion criteria: had be aged between 18-40....currently active in sports...were a D-cup breast size...The study was approved by the Institutional Ethics committee.

So they basically only picked young fit women with massive top-bks.

They then filmed the women's tits as they bounced along whilst running measuring the displacement of the breast with various Bras. FFS I'm in the wrong job.
Easy enough...if you've letters after your name (make some up if you haven't) you could start your own project into anything you like (if you write a proposal with enough BS in it) AND get millions in Government funding too...

It's been done, time and time again

Kentish

15,169 posts

255 months

Thursday 21st May 2009
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Part of my work has been to review studies looking into the effects of various compounds on female sexual arousal

smile

parapaul

2,828 posts

219 months

Thursday 21st May 2009
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Kentish said:
Part of my work has been to review studies looking into the effects of various compounds on female sexual arousal

smile
And the results? Let me guess... there is no substance known to humankind that can stimulate a woman who's not 'up for it'?

God, don't we all wish there was?

69 coupe

2,457 posts

232 months

Thursday 21st May 2009
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Kentish said:
Part of my work has been to review studies looking into the effects of various compounds on female sexual arousal

smile
Alcohol?

JonRB

78,981 posts

293 months

Thursday 21st May 2009
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kind fog signs said:
Women also shave much more body surface than men
Well bugger me backwards with a fish fork. Do they really? Who would have imagined that legs, arms (if you're unlucky), underarms, and pretty much anywhere else it grows apart from your head and muff, is a greater body surface than just your face? banghead