How to kill a cricket?

[Ayahuasca]

For the past two nights and days it has been Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - silence, ah thank fk - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep - Cheep .......

Now I know it is just looking for a cricket shag so that it can pass on its crickety genes, but it is not likely to find another one STUCK IN THE AIRCONDITIONING DUCTING is it? So how can I get rid of it without ripping the A/C system apart?

[motco]

Zyklon B

Edited by motco on Thursday 21st May 12:47

[Mattygooner]

Bren Gun?

[dibbers006]

[WorAl]

Napalm?

Edited by WorAl on Thursday 21st May 12:48

[Bigel]

Put the A/C on super cold and freeze the little begger to death??

[XMES RUS]

Cricket Bat! or is that plain stupid

[dougc]

Rain. Works at Headingley.

[GTIR]

Gas it?

Fly spray, or if you get an air horn the frequency of the noise will scare it off.


Fact, try it.

[Uhura_Fighter]

XMES RUS said:

Cricket Bat! or is that plain stupid

Put Mr stamford in charge and play it in Antiga.

[SoapyShowerBoy]

Introduce frogs into your garden, that'll shut them up!


If you have to build a pond, then so be it!

[Shabs]

Put heating on full, kick family out of the house, put on gas mask, empty three cans of insect spray into the aircon induction pipe, leave house quickly.

alternatively, introduce this into your aircon duct:

[WorAl]

Shabs said:

Put heating on full, kick family out of the house, put on gas mask, empty three cans of insect spray into the aircon induction pipe, leave house quickly.

alternatively, introduce this into your aircon duct:

the red cross??

[Hoppy2008]

strangle it

[XMES RUS]

Just tell him to Hop it.

Do it quick before they eat your sofa

http://www.getridofthings.com/getridofcrickets.htm

[rhinochopig]

Try VBRJ - cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, rustle, cheep, zzzzip, cheep, unghhh, CHEEP, CHEEP, CHEEP, CHEEP, aghhhhh, zzzzip, rustle..................................................................................................
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.......................................................cheep

Edited by rhinochopig on Thursday 21st May 13:31

[Neil_H]

Thermonuclear warhead detonated 500ft above the target, I mean cricket.

[DrTre]

Put the ECB in charge, they're doing a magnificent job of killing cricket here.

[Mattygooner]

DrTre said:

Put the ECB in charge, they're doing a magnificent job of killing cricket here.

That sir was highbrow...

[David1975]

Put in a bird to eat it. However you may still end up with Cheep, cheep, squark.

You could then throw in cat to eat the bird. Again this comes with another problem.....squark, meow, meow.

Yes, you guessed it............Woof, woof.