What's the biggest whopper you've managed to pull off?

[sleep envy]

Los Palmas 7 said:

I convinced an ex that Bolsover castle was built where it was to give the defenders a good view of enemies approaching up the M1.

the above post reminded me when I convinced a friend that seeing as Feb only had 28 days March has 33 day to balance the year out - she lasted 5 mins before working it out

what's the biggest lie you've manage to pull off?

[Jonny671]

We told a girl at work (Nightclub) that all the bottles in the glass bin needed to be emptied of all the alcohol left over and washed out because it'll break the crusher machine.

We let that go a few nights before telling her it didn't really

[captainzep]

About 6.5 inches.

[Wacky Racer]

Told some (very) small Maltese kids in Valletta I was playing football with I was David Beckham........

[DrTre]

Best and worst lie I ever told was telling an ex I had polio as a child.

She believed me for 6 months.

[SoapyShowerBoy]

2003-2005

That I didn't have a girlfriend.......

I would never do it again, now Karma leave me be!

[BoRED S2upid]

Ive never told a lie in my life.

[Lefty Guns]

captainzep said:

About 6.5 inches.

that's not really that big you know...

[PhantomHumper]

Semen is great for weight loss.

[JJCW]

BoRED S2upid said:

Ive never told a lie in my life.

Definition of hypocrisy?

[Los Palmas 7]

PhantomHumper said:

Semen is great for weight loss.

And is great for the skin.

[sleep envy]

Los Palmas 7 said:

PhantomHumper said:

Semen is great for weight loss.

And is great for the skin.

and nails

[rsole]

The cheques in the post and i promise not to come in your mouth....

[Los Palmas 7]

sleep envy said:

Los Palmas 7 said:

PhantomHumper said:

Semen is great for weight loss.

And is great for the skin.

and nails

And hair.

[SoapyShowerBoy]

sleep envy said:

Los Palmas 7 said:

PhantomHumper said:

Semen is great for weight loss.

And is great for the skin.

and nails

and can cure split ends

[sleep envy]

Los Palmas 7 said:

sleep envy said:

Los Palmas 7 said:

PhantomHumper said:

Semen is great for weight loss.

And is great for the skin.

and nails

And hair.

makes the eyes go blood shot though

[BoRED S2upid]

sleep envy said:

Los Palmas 7 said:

PhantomHumper said:

Semen is great for weight loss.

And is great for the skin.

and toenails

EFA.

[adam85]

BoRED S2upid said:

sleep envy said:

Los Palmas 7 said:

PhantomHumper said:

Semen is great for weight loss.

And is great for the skin.

and toenails

EFA.

And eyesight/hearing

[DrTre]

SoapyShowerBoy said:

sleep envy said:

Los Palmas 7 said:

PhantomHumper said:

Semen is great for weight loss.

And is great for the skin.

and nails

and can cure split ends

You're really not helping your cause you know...

[Justayellowbadge]

The double texican.

Feck me, I could barely finish it.

Yummy though.