Bastard wasps

[HRG]

They know you know. I've just had one buzzing me in the garden for ages. I actually said out loud "That's it you fking , I'm going to kill you with extreme prejudice". I come out and guess what, the cowardly little bd has fked off.

Well I tell you, he's no match for my aerosol, I'm going to be a super hard armed wasp killing bd if I see the little fker again

Wasps, fking pointless little tts.

[sday12]

7/10 Good swearing, use of the word 'jasper' to describe wasp would have meant more points

[mickk]

I could alwats post that 'wasp on the eye' pic to really cheer you up

[Neil_H]

Just as I was reading this, a big wasp flew in through my window.

They know.

Oh he's buggered off now.

[Elskeggso]

mickk said:

I could alwats post that 'wasp bee on the eye' pic to really cheer you up

[Brink]

Wormwood is rumoured to deter wasps.

But I always found high-velocity elastic bands to be the most effective.

[mickk]

Elskeggso said:

mickk said:

I could alwats post that 'wasp bee on the eye' pic to really cheer you up

Don't start that again!

[stigmundfreud]

mickk said:

I could alwats post that 'wasp on the eye' pic to really cheer you up

not seen it, please post

[Famous Graham]

sday12 said:

7/10 Good swearing, use of the word 'jasper' to describe wasp would have meant more points

God, I haven't heard that for years

[mickk]

stigmundfreud said:

mickk said:

I could alwats post that 'wasp on the eye' pic to really cheer you up

not seen it, please post

There you go wasp/bee/hornet/stingy thing.

[stigmundfreud]

terrible photoshop

[anonymous-user]

stigmundfreud said:

terrible photoshop

No matter whether it is or isn't, it always makes my eyes water, and makes the rest of me a bit itchy

[Los Palmas 7]

I dig this out every year, but it works:

[Howard-]

Los Palmas 7 said:

I dig this out every year, but it works:

Edited by Howard- on Saturday 23 May 15:40

[James.]

Hilarious, OP. Simply hilarious. I was already laughing when I saw the title and the post itself was superb. 10/10.

[ApexJimi]

The very existence of wasps is incontrovertible proof that God has a sense of humour

[Scoobz]

ApexJimi said:

The very existence of wasps is incontrovertible proof that God has a sense of humour

That would be Hornets. God's very own bd.

Wasps are pointless cretins. I'm sure they provide nothing other than a sting. Bee's at least donate honey... Which leads me to Hornets. Angrier, stingier wasps on steroids.

Tw@s the lot of them.

[chunkymonkey71]

fking knobs the lot of 'em.

[Mexico.]

Wait until the badgers eat your anus out

[ApexJimi]

I always thought that Hornets weren't as bad as wasps!

Clearly I was wrong after watching that youtube clip of a few hornets taking on a whole load of wasps / bees