My nose...

[Mobile Chicane]

...is that sunburnt it could guide planes to land at Gatwick.

Any suggestions for what to put on it? I have 'normal' household things, but no aftersun /aloe vera type stuff.

Help - it is that painful it will keep me awake

[Penny-lope]

yogurt, or thin slices of cucumber, or nappy cream (Sudocrem)

Edited by Penny-lope on Sunday 24th May 22:49

[Nolar Dog]

Cucumber slices
Vaseline, Savlon or any non-perfumed moisturiser


Oh and... this thread is useless withut pictures

[BlackVanGirl]

take some Ibuprofen/neurofen, paracetamol, cold damp flannel on your schnozz, glass of water by your bed to refresh the water through the night.

and get some SPFlots cream to make sure you don't do it again.

[mybrainhurts]

Rabbit placenta and ice cream...

[Mobile Chicane]

I'll try all of the above - thanks

Track day today - didn't think I needed sun protection with a closed face helmet, balaclava and long-sleeved t-shirt, but I've burned underneath all of that.

[stifler]

You're going to try rabbit placenta?

Sicko.

[Mexico.]

Front door add face then slam job done if that does not work try a blow torch or cool ice the ice that is really cool hangs out with dead cool icekles

[Mobile Chicane]

Flash of inspiration (and it seems to be doing the trick): toothpaste.

[mybrainhurts]

Mobile Chicane said:

Flash of inspiration (and it seems to be doing the trick): toothpaste.

And a dab of Castrol R...

[mybrainhurts]

To be serious for a moment...

What you need to do is something that takes your mind off it...

Try putting your todger on something solid, then whack it with a lump hammer...

If that doesn't work, I have other suggestions...

[Glassman]

mybrainhurts said:

Rabbit placenta and ice cream...

[spikeyhead]

mybrainhurts said:

To be serious for a moment...

What you need to do is something that takes your mind off it...

Try putting your todger on something solid, then whack it with a lump hammer...

If that doesn't work, I have other suggestions...

Psst, she's not got a todger

[mybrainhurts]

spikeyhead said:

mybrainhurts said:

To be serious for a moment...

What you need to do is something that takes your mind off it...

Try putting your todger on something solid, then whack it with a lump hammer...

If that doesn't work, I have other suggestions...

Psst, she's not got a todger

WHAT..?

She said she's a wallah...

I want my money back...

[littlegreenfairy]

If its any consolation I'm sporting rather fetching sunglasses marks, a bright red hooter and forehead you can fry eggs on.

And I put on sunblock.

Splashing it with water, adding aloe vera and some elizabeth arden 8 hour cream seems to be doing something...but not enough.