It would appear im in the s*** book (again)

[Emsman]

I went out last night with the other half to one of her friends houses for dinner.
Several other friends were there (all hers) and one of them really irritates me.
So, hit the wine, the beer, and anything else on hand. Had a fairly pleasant evening all in all.

Then, i make one small mistake, and suddenly im branded: immature, unsympathetic, childish, a moron, and a fking idiot, and asked to leave.

Granted, it was late, and i had had a little bit too much 'sauce', but in my defence, i was the only bloke present, the evening had revolved around girly conversation and i did apologise afterwards.

All i did was spray a mouthful of wine all over the hostess and one of her friends and then sit giggling like i was going to die- the fact that everyone else in the room sat stony faced only made it worse- i was pissed.

I got asked to leave when i argued the point, but being the only bloke there, no-one sided with me.

All that happened was that one of the friends got broken into (nothing stolen though due to the dog) when she was at work. When one of the others asked "how did they get in?"


The answer (and the immature spraying of the wine kick starting the whole sorry episode) "They kicked my back doors in".

Would someone explain to my other half why i find this so very amusing.

[adycav]

[sleep envy]

Emsman said:

Granted, it was late, and i had had a little bit too much 'sauce', but in my defence, i was the only bloke present

why?

for the love of god, why the fk did you go?

[Emsman]

sleep envy said:

Emsman said:

Granted, it was late, and i had had a little bit too much 'sauce', but in my defence, i was the only bloke present

why?

for the love of god, why the fk did you go?

It was one of the (thankfully rare) "you ought to make more of an effort" eveinings.

I tried to get out of it. And tried. And tried.

Still, shant have to go again now.

[mouseymousey]

Emsman said:

sleep envy said:

Emsman said:

Granted, it was late, and i had had a little bit too much 'sauce', but in my defence, i was the only bloke present

why?

for the love of god, why the fk did you go?

It was one of the (thankfully rare) "you ought to make more of an effort" eveinings.

I tried to get out of it. And tried. And tried.

Still, shant have to go again now.

That's the spirit!

[mat13]

you sir, are a legend

that is all

[Fidgits]

look on the bright side...

next time she tells you to "make the effort", you simply have to reply with "remember what happened last time.."

[Adenauer]

[Cara Van Man]

sleep envy said:

Emsman said:

Granted, it was late, and i had had a little bit too much 'sauce', but in my defence, i was the only bloke present

why?

for the love of god, why the fk did you go?

Exactly my thoughts.

I'd never put myself in the postion where i would accompany my wife on an all girl night out.

Disclaimer: Unless it involved sex toys, naked jelly wrestling or lesbianism

[JCB123]

sleep envy said:

Emsman said:

Granted, it was late, and i had had a little bit too much 'sauce', but in my defence, i was the only bloke present

why?

for the love of god, why the fk did you go?

I always go with my wife to her girlie friends nights - in the hope, that there is a small chance, maybe, just maybe, that one day, before I die, there is the possibility that - it'll turn into a full on lesbian pyjama fondling session.....



To the OP.....I have just had to whipe my monitor of Tea! Thanks!

[Don]

Emsman said:

Still, shant have to go again now.

[akurei_2000]

ha ha ha feel your pain, not sure i coulda kept a straight face either at that one, sober or tanked up!

[Dupont666]

Cara Van Man said:

sleep envy said:

Emsman said:

Granted, it was late, and i had had a little bit too much 'sauce', but in my defence, i was the only bloke present

why?

for the love of god, why the fk did you go?

Exactly my thoughts.

I'd never put myself in the postion where i would accompany my wife on an all girl night out.

Disclaimer: Unless it involved sex toys, naked jelly wrestling or lesbianism

So what you are trying to say is you want to start hosting Ann Summers parties for you wife and her friends?

[Cara Van Man]

Dupont666 said:

Cara Van Man said:

sleep envy said:

Emsman said:

Granted, it was late, and i had had a little bit too much 'sauce', but in my defence, i was the only bloke present

why?

for the love of god, why the fk did you go?

Exactly my thoughts.

I'd never put myself in the postion where i would accompany my wife on an all girl night out.

Disclaimer: Unless it involved sex toys, naked jelly wrestling or lesbianism

So what you are trying to say is you want to start hosting Ann Summers parties for you wife and her friends?

Potentially.

Are you an area rep that can set me up in business?

[asbo]

In fairness, I would have covered the hostess in either whatever was in my mouth, or the contents of my nose after hearing that too. I'd not even have to be drunk.

[andthensome]

HTF was your headline not *****?



ETA: 10/10 what a bloke thing to do

Edited by andthensome on Thursday 28th May 13:55

[sleep envy]

Emsman said:

It was one of the (thankfully rare) "you ought to make more of an effort" eveinings.

I tried to get out of it. And tried. And tried.

Still, shant have to go again now.

sorry but you go into the lions den you expect to get bitten

better arranging nights when only two or three of the witches can form the coven, and then making sure you've a few of your mates there too so you've got back up when it goes postal

[/schoolboyerror]

[Dupont666]

Cara Van Man said:

Dupont666 said:

Cara Van Man said:

sleep envy said:

Emsman said:

Granted, it was late, and i had had a little bit too much 'sauce', but in my defence, i was the only bloke present

why?

for the love of god, why the fk did you go?

Exactly my thoughts.

I'd never put myself in the postion where i would accompany my wife on an all girl night out.

Disclaimer: Unless it involved sex toys, naked jelly wrestling or lesbianism

So what you are trying to say is you want to start hosting Ann Summers parties for you wife and her friends?

Potentially.

Are you an area rep that can set me up in business?

Hmmmm.... I could, but I dont think you have got enough money to pay me to give up hosting parties for your missus and her friends...

How much were you thinking of paying so I can pimp you out to join?

[stifler]

Cara Van Man said:

Dupont666 said:

Cara Van Man said:

sleep envy said:

Emsman said:

Granted, it was late, and i had had a little bit too much 'sauce', but in my defence, i was the only bloke present

why?

for the love of god, why the fk did you go?

Exactly my thoughts.

I'd never put myself in the postion where i would accompany my wife on an all girl night out.

Disclaimer: Unless it involved sex toys, naked jelly wrestling or lesbianism

So what you are trying to say is you want to start hosting Ann Summers parties for you wife and her friends?

Potentially.

Are you an area rep that can set me up in business?

You can travel, take the party to them. If the caravans rockin...CVM's probably trying to unblock the chemical loo with a plunger.

[R360]

brilliant
You say burglars so there was potentially more then 1 person kicking her back doors in??