Why Muslims don't; eat pork ('new age' answer)
Why Muslims don't; eat pork ('new age' answer)
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Simpo Two

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90,790 posts

286 months

Sunday 31st May 2009
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At school I learned that the reason Muslims don't eat pork is for sound health reasons - pigs can carry a parasite which gets into the muscle fibres, and if the pork is not cooked properly, can infect humans.

Yesterday I heard a different story from a lady who practises alternative medecine. Apparently pigs don't have lymph systems, and the the lymph system is, like, the thing that drains out the toxins (unspecified, 'toxins' never are), and like without a lymph system, yeah, the toxins get into the meat, right, and like how did the Muslims know all those years ago that pigs didn't have lymph systems? I mean, how amazing is that?

Which of us is right? I can't believe that one advanced mammalian species failed to evolve such an important thing.

Edited by Simpo Two on Sunday 31st May 11:10

TheEnd

15,370 posts

209 months

Sunday 31st May 2009
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That would be amazing if your witch doctor was correct, but pigs do have lymphy bits

Simpo Two

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90,790 posts

286 months

Sunday 31st May 2009
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As I thought, and apologies for mispelling medicine.

The worrying thing is that these basic facts are known and have been for a century or more, but are disappearing into a haze of ill-education and voodoo which the unthinking hordes, even less educated, gobble up between episodes of Celebrity Soap Rack. Are we approaching a new Dark Ages?

IforB

9,840 posts

250 months

Sunday 31st May 2009
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As per usual the "new ager" is wrong.


IforB

9,840 posts

250 months

Sunday 31st May 2009
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I don't think we're entering back into the dark ages. Idiots have always believed stupid things, that will never change. Fortunately there are many others who'll tell them to shut up or prove it.

filthstreet

237 posts

214 months

Sunday 31st May 2009
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mmmMMMmmm Pork and pork related products mmmMMMmmm

Don't they just think pigs are dirty?
And dogs are unclean. (cause they lick their balls)

To clear that up, dogs lick thier own balls not muslims.


Edited by filthstreet on Sunday 31st May 11:22

Simpo Two

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Sunday 31st May 2009
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IforB said:
I don't think we're entering back into the dark ages. Idiots have always believed stupid things, that will never change. Fortunately there are many others who'll tell them to shut up or prove it.
It's a pity because the lady was well presented and smart - but obviously no scientific education. And she gets paid for by the NHS.

TheEnd

15,370 posts

209 months

Sunday 31st May 2009
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There has been a lot learnt and then forgotten, and the ancient Islamic world did have some kick ass smart people, but science these days is unstoppable, everything gets written down and published so it'd be pretty hard to have another stupid age.

A full on nuclear war would do it I guess, and everyone would realise they don't know most of the stone age technology, let alone how to rebuild the world

IforB

9,840 posts

250 months

Sunday 31st May 2009
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Simpo Two said:
IforB said:
I don't think we're entering back into the dark ages. Idiots have always believed stupid things, that will never change. Fortunately there are many others who'll tell them to shut up or prove it.
It's a pity because the lady was well presented and smart - but obviously no scientific education. And she gets paid for by the NHS.
She's paid for by the NHS.................Oh FFS. I take it this is one of the "complimentary" therapies offered when the Doc thinks there's naff all wrong with someone, but they keep insisting they do something.

Next time you see her, just call he a retard and tell her not to talk about stuff she knows naff all about.

andthensome

3,296 posts

207 months

Sunday 31st May 2009
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Surely that cant be right , how haev they managed to find out then that we as humans share quite a few similar organs as pigs? E.g a pig heart can work on a human

uk_vette

3,336 posts

225 months

Sunday 31st May 2009
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I just understood that pork was a difficult meat for your digestion system to work on. ?

Mclovin

1,679 posts

219 months

Sunday 31st May 2009
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this is why religion needs to be kept out of public life and only practised within the confines of your own home....

IforB

9,840 posts

250 months

Sunday 31st May 2009
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Pig's do have similar systems us. In the early days of medical research the lymphatic system was mapped in pig embryos as they develop in a very similar way to human embryos.

So to say that Pigs don't have a lymphatic system is stupidity of the highest and most cretinous order. Especially from someone from a psuedo-medical field.

It also demonstrates a total lack of understanding of anatomy and how biological systems work. Frankly she needs a slap for coming out with crap like that.

Asterix

24,438 posts

249 months

Sunday 31st May 2009
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In t'olden days, pigs were used as the middle east's waste disposal machines - they'd clean up/eat garbage, human excrement, general waste etc... and were seen as 'unclean' and tainted as a result.

As with most things, it is included in the Koran as a public health announcement (public order notice), same reason for washing various body parts before praying - it was/is to ensure a certain state of cleanliness that would have been ignored by the masses otherwise. Nothing to do with Allan requiring it.

MitchT

17,081 posts

230 months

Sunday 31st May 2009
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uk_vette said:
I just understood that pork was a difficult meat for your digestion system to work on. ?
Never had a problem with Bacon hehe

stigmundfreud

22,454 posts

231 months

Sunday 31st May 2009
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Simpo Two said:
At school I learned that the reason Muslims don't eat pork is for sound health reasons - pigs can carry a parasite which gets into the muscle fibres, and if the pork is not cooked properly, can infect humans.

Yesterday I heard a different story from a lady who practises alternative medecine. Apparently pigs don't have lymph systems, and the the lymph system is, like, the thing that drains out the toxins (unspecified, 'toxins' never are), and like without a lymph system, yeah, the toxins get into the meat, right, and like how did the Muslims know all those years ago that pigs didn't have lymph systems? I mean, how amazing is that?

Which of us is right? I can't believe that one advanced mammalian species failed to evolve such an important thing.

Edited by Simpo Two on Sunday 31st May 11:10
the reason they dont eat port, same as the jews, was that in the old days before refrigeration eating white meat that wasnt fresh would lead to food poisoning.

pokethepope

2,666 posts

209 months

Sunday 31st May 2009
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Asterix said:
In t'olden days, pigs were used as the middle east's waste disposal machines - they'd clean up/eat garbage, human excrement, general waste etc... and were seen as 'unclean' and tainted as a result.

As with most things, it is included in the Koran as a public health announcement (public order notice), same reason for washing various body parts before praying - it was/is to ensure a certain state of cleanliness that would have been ignored by the masses otherwise. Nothing to do with Allan requiring it.
I'd love it if he was called Allan.

Allan Akhbar! Allan Akhbar!

snuffle

1,587 posts

203 months

Sunday 31st May 2009
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andthensome said:
Surely that cant be right , how haev they managed to find out then that we as humans share quite a few similar organs as pigs? E.g a pig heart can work on a human
maybe they did an Autopsy on an MP

elster

17,517 posts

231 months

Sunday 31st May 2009
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There is only one reason why Muslims don't eat pork. It is because of history.

They have been told by their fathers, and their fathers father and their fathers fathers father, and so on and so forth.

No other reason.

Steamer

14,094 posts

234 months

Sunday 31st May 2009
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I guess I always figured Muslims didnt eat it because it was classed as a dirty meat, pigs do live in a bit of mess after all (pretty vauge - but that answered it for me)

...doesnt stop my Muslin friend tucking into a bacon sarnie when he feels like it! - I dont blame him, I luuuuuurve my bacon.

okay - so thats pigs covered, but what about the cows? To beef - or not to beef!? Why don't Hindus eat cows? isnt there some line they live by "thou shalt not eat the animal with the hoof..."