Nearly got in to a fight, what would you have done?
Nearly got in to a fight, what would you have done?
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markCSC

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2,987 posts

244 months

Monday 1st June 2009
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Walking back from lunch today, a group of 4, 16/17 year olds almost ran me over on their push bikes. I told them to use the cycle lane (half was for pedestrians half for bikes).

The bigger of the four through down his bike and stomped towards me telling to f*** off and started pushing me about. His mates then joined in shuving me around and calling me a pussy. It was clear they were looking for a fight. I'm not a small bloke (6'2") and probably could have beat the living crap out of all of them. I didn't rise to their bait and walked away. But I sooooooooo wanted to hit them. I know I did the right thing as they could have had knives etc. but it really pissed me off that idiots like them think it fun to go around being total cocks and will go bragging that they scared some bloke.
aholeS!!!!

Anyway just wanted to rant.

Thanks

DrTre

12,957 posts

261 months

Monday 1st June 2009
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markCSC said:
Anyway just wanted to rant.

Thanks
No probs.

anonymous-user

83 months

Monday 1st June 2009
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Should have punched him in the lung

Steamer

14,173 posts

242 months

Monday 1st June 2009
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I would have shook my fist at them and shouted "I know your dad!! you young whipper snappers!!"

...gone home, had a cup of tea and thought about what I could have done to them if I was armed with a pointy stick.



ranting Youth of today!! Grrrr...



philthy

4,697 posts

269 months

Monday 1st June 2009
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If he was pushing you, he was assaulting you. You have the right to defend yourself.
Chin the first one, and then invite the next one to have a go.
After all, four against one isn't you being the protagonist is it?

RacerMDR

5,582 posts

239 months

Monday 1st June 2009
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you have lamped the biggest one - put him on his arse.

You did the right thing - but tossers like this need a slap to bring them in line

Fittster

20,120 posts

242 months

Monday 1st June 2009
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When bad behaviour isn't checked it is likely to continue.

Odie

4,187 posts

211 months

Monday 1st June 2009
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As others have said. But hit once and hard knocking the larger one to the ground. Pure self defense. You are being assaulted you have a right to defend yourself.

Then call the police.

brum

5,892 posts

235 months

Monday 1st June 2009
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Oh come on this is PH therefore you will get a bunch of replies along the lines of:

You should have beat them all up.
I'd have chinned the first one then moved onto his mates.
I'd have performed a inverted spinning bird kick removing the assailants lower jaw
I'd have one inch punched the first one and sklittled him into his mates
Shoot them in the face
Nuke them from orbit

etc etc etc.


You did the adult and sensible thing in walking away from it. Yes you could have probably beat the crap out of all of them. It's never worth the risk and bother IMO

Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Monday 1st June 2009
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Stuck one on the big one, the rest would have st it and run a mile.

Guv'nor.

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

280 months

Monday 1st June 2009
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Walk away is the correct answer.

You could have ended up being stabbed or stamped to death by the scum.

My natural instinct would have been to create carnage, but the older and wiser I get the more tend to walk away smiling to myself in the knowledge that they'll still be scum in several years.

john_p

7,073 posts

279 months

Monday 1st June 2009
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I would have stolen his bike and pedalled away.


Maybe.

FoolOnTheHill

1,018 posts

240 months

Monday 1st June 2009
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I'd have grabbed one of their bikes and chucked it over a railing, or ttted it against the floor til it broke.

Republik

4,525 posts

219 months

Monday 1st June 2009
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A punch to the throat usually works.

SkinnyBoy

4,635 posts

287 months

Monday 1st June 2009
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laugh, get undressed then beat the fk out of the largest one, he will then be known as the gimp who got beaten up by the naked dude. Win win!

Jgtv

2,130 posts

226 months

Monday 1st June 2009
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I would have probably hit the first one and taken my chances, possibly not punched him as in all fairness its a rare day you can knock all the fight out of someone with one punch either kicked him in the nuts or hit them with the hardest thing you have (usually your head if there close enough)

If it came to it you would have had to deal with 3-4 pissed off and riled up lads so realistically and no keyboard warrior stuff in hand you probably did the safest thing, I don't think I would have kept my cool though.

Hopefully they will get whats due soon enough.

Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

224 months

Monday 1st June 2009
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I would have stepped to one side as I saw them approaching and let them pass without saying anything to them.

The incident wouldn't have occured.

Fastra

4,289 posts

238 months

Monday 1st June 2009
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yep - did the correct thing to walk away!

Of course you'll get the 'punch in the throat always works' replies but when the remaining 3 each pull a knife then you've not much chance have you!

Walk away and live to tell the tale to your kids!

Though now the hardest part is simmering down and just getting on with life....


smile

SoapyShowerBoy

1,775 posts

224 months

Monday 1st June 2009
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You did the right thing.

If you punched one to the floor, and he fell to the floor and cracked his skull. How do you think that would look in court. You 6ft2 vs a 16 year old kid kid.



BlackVanGirl

9,932 posts

240 months

Monday 1st June 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
Walk away is the correct answer.

You could have ended up being stabbed or stamped to death by the scum.

My natural instinct would have been to create carnage, but the older and wiser I get the more tend to walk away smiling to myself in the knowledge that they'll still be scum in several years.
yes Had (lost touch now) a mate whose husband went to break up a pub fight.

5 minutes later he had bled to death on the pavement outside the pub.

Never worth the risk. frown