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Yet another "my missus has the hump" story I'm afraid. I'm a bit stumped but here we go.
Anyway, car keys. She's lost them and here's the story. I have a Tower of London style key ring. It has the keys to my 2 cars and back up keys to both daughters cars, her car, front door, back door, shed, bicycle, her mothers, my mothers house etc etc.
Yes it's stupidly massive and almost attracts black holes due to it's mass but it's pretty hard to lose. Anyway, it's only ever in one of 3 places. It's either in the ignition of one of the cars, in the front door or (with difficulty) in my pocket. That's it.
Wifey however has different bunches of keys. Car keys, house keys, mothers house keys etc. They could be in the obvious places or quite possibly her cavernous handbag, other bag, other other bag, best little black bag, one of about 14 coat pockets, quite possibly in the freezer or down the shed or placed on top of the wheelie bin for all I know.
So, the lost keys. How is this my fault? Well, I decided to wash her car for her. I had to move mine out of the drive and move hers in near the hosepipe.
To do this, I used my keys, obviously, because I knew where they were. According to her, if I had used her keys, they wouldn't be lost, would they?
Apparently, having spare key to everything makes me even guiltier.
Next: Have you seen my phone? No, I can't ring it because I couldn't be arsed to charge the battery even though it's been beeping at me for half a day.
FFS
Anyway, car keys. She's lost them and here's the story. I have a Tower of London style key ring. It has the keys to my 2 cars and back up keys to both daughters cars, her car, front door, back door, shed, bicycle, her mothers, my mothers house etc etc.
Yes it's stupidly massive and almost attracts black holes due to it's mass but it's pretty hard to lose. Anyway, it's only ever in one of 3 places. It's either in the ignition of one of the cars, in the front door or (with difficulty) in my pocket. That's it.
Wifey however has different bunches of keys. Car keys, house keys, mothers house keys etc. They could be in the obvious places or quite possibly her cavernous handbag, other bag, other other bag, best little black bag, one of about 14 coat pockets, quite possibly in the freezer or down the shed or placed on top of the wheelie bin for all I know.
So, the lost keys. How is this my fault? Well, I decided to wash her car for her. I had to move mine out of the drive and move hers in near the hosepipe.
To do this, I used my keys, obviously, because I knew where they were. According to her, if I had used her keys, they wouldn't be lost, would they?
Apparently, having spare key to everything makes me even guiltier.
Next: Have you seen my phone? No, I can't ring it because I couldn't be arsed to charge the battery even though it's been beeping at me for half a day.
FFS
Edited by HD Adam on Tuesday 2nd June 14:27
HD Adam said:
Yet another "my missus has the hump" story I'm afraid....
My wife is the same, her car key has never been put in the same place twice!! If I need to use her car I spend an hour searching for the key. i could phone her and ask but....
Her phone could be one of fifty places whenever she really needs it.
The one place it usually WON'T be when she is out in her car, is IN the car with her.
How the hell can she avail of our £120 a year all singing, all dancing, any car, any place, passenger, driver, whatever car breakdown service if she can't CALL them??????
Why is her phone usually never charged on the few occasions she DOES remember to take it with her.
Why is it set to 'silent', then placed in the bottom of her handbag????
Why does she have it turned on at home, and set to 'silent', them piss and moan when work sends her an urgent text or tries to call, and she misses it?
If anybody can answer these questions they can HAVE my wife, if they can get through to her on the phone......
My phone, my wallet and my car key lives in the desk in the hallway. I KNOW where my stuff is any time I am in the house, unless the wife has used it....
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