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Parked right outside our "regular" Chinese takeaway last night and put the order in.
As I was using the chip&pin, the guy behind the counter looks out the window and comments "Ooh, she's nice!" I finished paying and have a look outside to see some people across the street - nobody especially nice.
I take a seat, and he keeps staring at the window. After a minute he comments again "mmm... really nice" and steps just outside the door for a better look... I still couldn't see who he meant.
Or at least I couldn't until I notice him staring at my car... Or more specifically my girlfriend sitting in the car
..... 
!
That's when he looks down the street and notices that my yellow Volvo which he always comments on isn't there... "Err, so what are you driving today?" "Oh yes I got rid of the Volvo, that's my Mondeo outside".
*He freezes*
*He turns bright red*
"Ohh emmm errr but err who, err who is that?"
"That'll be my girlfriend"
<-- His face now 
"Err oh umm yes erm but *voice breaks* she's nice"
And off he ran to the kitchen (followed by the food a few seconds later - never been so quick before)
... Which was nice
I'll make her go in for the food next time...
As I was using the chip&pin, the guy behind the counter looks out the window and comments "Ooh, she's nice!" I finished paying and have a look outside to see some people across the street - nobody especially nice.
I take a seat, and he keeps staring at the window. After a minute he comments again "mmm... really nice" and steps just outside the door for a better look... I still couldn't see who he meant.
Or at least I couldn't until I notice him staring at my car... Or more specifically my girlfriend sitting in the car
..... !That's when he looks down the street and notices that my yellow Volvo which he always comments on isn't there... "Err, so what are you driving today?" "Oh yes I got rid of the Volvo, that's my Mondeo outside".
*He freezes*
*He turns bright red*
"Ohh emmm errr but err who, err who is that?"
"That'll be my girlfriend"
<-- His face now "Err oh umm yes erm but *voice breaks* she's nice"
And off he ran to the kitchen (followed by the food a few seconds later - never been so quick before)
... Which was nice
I'll make her go in for the food next time...
Snake the Sniper said:
The Stuntman * said:
rasputin said:
<-- His face now GingerNinja said:
Translation: I've got a hot girlfriend and I want you all to know it.
Makes a change from the usual "My OH is a psycho" threads 
rasputin said:
ypauly said:
rasputin said:
people across the street - nobody especially nice.
Does your girlfriend know how you feel?I think so
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