Attention! Love Guru's of PH
Attention! Love Guru's of PH
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PD9

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2,040 posts

214 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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Ok, now I know PH has loads of relationship / chat up guru's (see MitchT's thread!) that have a few good idea's on how to get a woman to go out with a member for a drink etc. Now being the typical chauvinistic PHer male, I have stumbled across another fine young lass.

At the moment we're texting (2 days) she added me through FB her excuse was she 'recognised' me as I am frequently infront of her driving to work?!! I know what she looks like now (8.5/10) and this morning she was sitting a car behind me in traffic. I gave her a wave though! wink. Now guys whats the next move? Like MitchT, I want to give her a good ole PistonHeads seeing too! hehe

Cheers

sleep envy

62,260 posts

278 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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PD9 said:
At the moment we're texting (2 days) she added me through FB her excuse was she 'recognised' me as I am frequently infront of her driving to work?!!
stalker

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

271 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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Run.

Run away.

Now.


Reidy10_0

1,123 posts

233 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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So you have only seen her from the neck up?
Not a good idea to dive in there until you have seen the whole picture.


FoolOnTheHill

1,018 posts

240 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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I cannot advise you on your romantic dilemma.

I can however advise you that there is no need to use an apostrophe in a plural word.

Johnny

9,652 posts

313 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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PD9 said:
frequently infront of her driving to work?!!
Yes, that often is the case when following someone... She wants you. And not in a good way.

Spartan luke

423 posts

221 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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ask her if you can smash her back doors in. wink

Dupont666

22,856 posts

221 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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Custard test time....

Tell us her name so we can see her on face book and see if she really is a 8.5/10 or you are just talking another load of bks and are in fact an attention we.....

So what is it to be???

labelled a bull stter and attention we.

or

give us the facebook name so we can all see the pictures and judge for ourselves if she is 8.5/10

Steamer

14,173 posts

242 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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yikes So...

1. She spotted you in your car
2. She found you on the internet (facebook in particular.. even worse, your friends are next on her 'list')
3. She appears in a row of traffic behind you on the way to work

and you gave her your number!!?!


Big carton of popcorn for this summers relationship post then!


Odie

4,187 posts

211 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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How did she find you on facebook? it seems rather worrying to me. She either knows someone who knows you (and hasnt disclosed it) or she is a professional stalker (happening accross someones picture is rather difficult)

My advice would be to take it slow, as if she has "stalker" tendancies you could get sucked into her crazyness and lies very quickly (if that is how she is, i do not wish to judge someone i dont know more about)

308mate

13,758 posts

251 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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PD9 said:
I know what she looks like now (8.5/10)
8.5 you say?

If youre not minted, dont bother.

PD9

Original Poster:

2,040 posts

214 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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Thanks Footonthehill! English was never my strong point! Geography was my niche.

I've saw her figure, Looks lovely in her FB pics smile. I was thinking take her out on Sunday for lunch to get the wheels rolling.

Edit: Just got a text from her labelling me a stalker!! eek

Edited by PD9 on Wednesday 3rd June 10:27

V8mate

45,899 posts

218 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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PD9 said:
she 'recognised' me as I am frequently infront of her driving to work?!!
Logic says that she must frequently be behind you then. Directly behind to be close enough to notice you. How on earth do you translate seeing someone in a car into finding them on FaceSpace?

She is a nutter of the worringly highest order!

TonyHetherington

32,091 posts

279 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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You bunch of cinics! (ok is that how you spell it?).

Anyway, this sounds great!

Bit of flirting by text for a couple of days he has done. so, next step - and this is important, do it soon so you don't lose the momentum, ask her out for a drink. Absolute piece of cake, she'll definitely say yes because - well, she will. so, within the context of something else, slip in "would you like to go out for a drink?". easy peasy, lemon squeezy, job done, nuts in, hurrah for the PH world and all that.

Ladyhayles

1,113 posts

218 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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Odie said:
How did she find you on facebook? it seems rather worrying to me. She either knows someone who knows you (and hasnt disclosed it) or she is a professional stalker (happening accross someones picture is rather difficult)

My advice would be to take it slow, as if she has "stalker" tendancies you could get sucked into her crazyness and lies very quickly (if that is how she is, i do not wish to judge someone i dont know more about)
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I'm with Odie on this one - I would have no clue how to find someone on facebook if they tend to drive in front of me on the way to work.

If you do find out how she managed this I'd like to know because there is a guy in a Vectra I encounter most mornings on the way to work who needs some advice on his lack of driving ability!

Mattygooner

5,304 posts

233 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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Is she HPI clear?

Or should that be HIV clear?

Mc lovin

5,588 posts

250 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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As Odie say's, there's no way she'd have spotted you on facebook, unless she spent months looking at profile pictures..... oh....

GingerNinja

3,989 posts

287 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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Right, as mentioned earlier by others, there's simply no way she could have found your profile on facebook simply by seeing you in your car.....unless you have something like a "I love chips" sticker in your car, and are the founding memeber of the Chip Appreciators Group on FB.

So she's either followed you home and stolen some mail to find your name. Followed you to work and conned someone into givin up your name. Or hacked into the DVLA database to get your details linked to your car registration.

She sounds delightful - I'm sure it's true love. Hope you have lots of fun chained up in her soundproof torture dungeon.

PD9

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2,040 posts

214 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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She 'found me' through a friend of a friend. She stays in the next town and alot of her friends know my car - so she says! Being popular helps too hehe Relationship thread for the summer right enough eh!

Edited by PD9 on Wednesday 3rd June 10:31

Steamer

14,173 posts

242 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2009
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..Ummm just another thought that popped into my head...


You know how this little stunner tracked you down on Facebook?... well do you think she might have tracked you down on here too? having a photo of your car on your profile and all?