The Swiss PHer and his mini-submarine...
The Swiss PHer and his mini-submarine...
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Ayahuasca

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27,558 posts

300 months

Monday 8th June 2009
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Did we ever hear what happened to him?


Apparently one of George Dubya Bush's 'anti terrorist' laws means that you can get 15 years in a supermax Guantanamo situation if you are caught in international waters in a 'stateless submarine'.

Is there a PHer in Gitmo?




brum

5,892 posts

227 months

Monday 8th June 2009
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How would this be enforceable in international waters?

Ayahuasca

Original Poster:

27,558 posts

300 months

Monday 8th June 2009
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International waters?? Doesn't mean a thing to Uncle Sam.

If you break a US law IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY you can be extradited! Break a US law in the UK and you can find yourself whisked away.

brum

5,892 posts

227 months

Monday 8th June 2009
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The s

Mc lovin

5,588 posts

242 months

Monday 8th June 2009
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I sort of remember this, maybe he has posted an update, its probably in the submarine forum.

Dogwatch

6,356 posts

243 months

Monday 8th June 2009
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Smilerbaker

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/profile.asp?mem...

No mention of his sub though. Can't remember if it ever 'took off' so to speak, or just stayed as plans.

fullbeem

2,044 posts

222 months

Monday 8th June 2009
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Does he have nukes?
Does it have catapiller drive?

baker77

149 posts

232 months

Monday 8th June 2009
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Hi, Mrs Smilerbaker here. Unfortunately the sub only got as far as the frame being drawn out on the wood. We moved house and we now don't have enough room for it to be built, but we still have what was started and maybe at some point Smiler will get round to doing a bit more to it.

Blib

47,008 posts

218 months

Monday 8th June 2009
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Baker77 said:
Unfortunately the sub only got as far as the frame being drawn out on the wood.
But wood floats.

confused

Arese

21,145 posts

208 months

Monday 8th June 2009
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Mc lovin said:
I sort of remember this, maybe he has posted an update, its probably in the submarine forum.
I think that went under a long time ago.

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

219 months

Monday 8th June 2009
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baker77 said:
Hi, Mrs Smilerbaker here. Unfortunately the sub only got as far as the frame being drawn out on the wood. We moved house and we now don't have enough room for it to be built, but we still have what was started and maybe at some point Smiler will get round to doing a bit more to it.
My condolences. Don't think of it as losing a submarine, think of it as not losing a husband in a terrible submarining accident.

BiggusLaddus

821 posts

252 months

Monday 8th June 2009
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Blib said:
Baker77 said:
Unfortunately the sub only got as far as the frame being drawn out on the wood.
But wood floats.

confused
I wouldn't fancy a trip out in a sub that didn't float.

baker77

149 posts

232 months

Monday 8th June 2009
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Blib said:
Baker77 said:
Unfortunately the sub only got as far as the frame being drawn out on the wood.
But wood floats.

confused
You had to make a frame out of wood to build the fibreglass (I think) body around to get the right shape, the wood would then be removed and the body stuck together somehow (I can't really remember, it was quite a while ago he started this).

BoRED S2upid

20,909 posts

261 months

Monday 8th June 2009
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Funny you should mention this I started a topic about homemade vehicles last week and it was raised.

Oily Nails

2,932 posts

221 months

Monday 8th June 2009
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I have actually built a Submersible of my own.

Back when I was 13, a mate and I found a damaged canoe in a scrapyard and took it home (scrapie said have it, just don't link me to your deaths hehe)
Anyway Our initial build was to create a single seater motorboat so we stuck a Petrol mower engine in the back which drove a propellor out the back. The damage to the canoe was a shattered stern, so we Cut off the damaged bit and bonded a piece of marine-ply into the hole. this was our stern through which the prop-shaft came through (via a 'grease-box' to keep it water tight) and we mounted the rudder/cowling off of it as well ( we had a cowled propellor rather than a rudder)
We opened up the seating area so that we could fit/use a throttle and a half-moon steering wheel ( an old toddler trike steering bar inverted biggrin)
Finally we bonded and sealed some 4"PVC gutter pipe to the hull, just below its normal water level to help stability, and also bonded on a pair of simple angled pieces of marine ply as Aquaplanes to keep the nose from digging in.
We first ran her in a quiet Tarn away from the locals, but we then ran her on Windermere a couple of times during the 'off-season'. Never got a 'knots' speed but she went well and was certainly faster than rowing/windsurfing/canoes. She was a bit of a dog in the turns and did roll a couple of times, but being a canoe you could easily self right it (We solved this by adjusting the angle of the aquaplanes)biggrin

But like always we soon wanted to mod it and try something else. So we tried Submersible.
Basically we replaced the 'hydroplanes' with moving bow-planes (involved cutting into the hull and bonding in flat surfaces with grease boxes for the shafts)
We then fitted a small hand pump and linked it to the PVC guttering, changing them from buoyancy aids to Ballast tanks.
The biggest change was removing the petrol engine and fitting a 12Volt motor (no idea what it was from, scrappers find biggrin ) and a number of batteries. This also meant we had to seal the engine compartment to stop shorts.
Finally we made a rubber bladder that fitted around the drivers waist and sealed the cockpit.

This is as far as we got....our parents realised WHAT we were building/trying and put he crux on it.

The idea was that the operator wore a scuba setup and was exposed from the waist up.

A number of you will be thinking of the 'submersible Canoe' from the British SOE in WW2, and you'd be right..that is where the ideas came from ...god bless 'Commando' Comics biggrin

As I say the parents banned the project and it was taken to the scrappers ...once all the good bits had been salvaged wink ...and was crushed cry


Oh and as if you wouldn't of guessed...I'm an Engineer now hehe

Los Palmas 7

29,908 posts

251 months

Monday 8th June 2009
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Dogwatch said:
Can't remember if it ever 'took off'
A submarine that can take off? Now that I'd like to see.


Tony*T3

20,911 posts

268 months

Monday 8th June 2009
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Blib said:
Baker77 said:
Unfortunately the sub only got as far as the frame being drawn out on the wood.
But wood floats.

confused
Lol. All those ships in the Spanish Armarda were made out of wood, theres plenty of them to be found around the British coast, all under water.


Ships float and are made of metal. What do they make submarines out of again?


Ayahuasca

Original Poster:

27,558 posts

300 months

Monday 8th June 2009
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Tony*T3 said:
Blib said:
Baker77 said:
Unfortunately the sub only got as far as the frame being drawn out on the wood.
But wood floats.

confused
Lol. All those ships in the Spanish Armarda were made out of wood, theres plenty of them to be found around the British coast, all under water.


Ships float and are made of metal. What do they make submarines out of again?
Heavy Metal? Like a .....Lead Zeppelin?


Is that my coat?

pokethepope

2,666 posts

209 months

Monday 8th June 2009
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Why do some people on this thread not have a clue about how a submarine works? They float, its kinda needed for sailors to get in and out of it! They flood tanks in the hull to get it to dive, and empty them when they want to reach the surface. rolleyes

Blib

47,008 posts

218 months

Monday 8th June 2009
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Tony*T3 said:
Blib said:
Baker77 said:
Unfortunately the sub only got as far as the frame being drawn out on the wood.
But wood floats.

confused
Lol. All those ships in the Spanish Armarda were made out of wood, theres plenty of them to be found around the British coast, all under water.


Ships float and are made of metal. What do they make submarines out of again?
nono

I think that you'll find that these so called ships are underwater because of rising sea levels due to Glurble Wombling.

Just you ask Nige & Ludo.