I am not a ****ing paedophile
I am not a ****ing paedophile
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AndyAudi

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3,695 posts

243 months

Thursday 11th June 2009
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I am not a fking paedophile so for fk sake stop treating me like one!

To the stupid bint in the street who became aggressive and protective of her toddler which I had just stopped walking in front of a car - Why the fk was I the one made to feel in the wrong by you & your mate. Why did I feel it necessary not to try and argue with you that I only had the safety of your child at heart (which the pair of you managed to both neglect until I intervened) and walk away to try and diffuse the scene whilst onlookers looked at me in disgust.

To the shop assistants in the kiddies dept’s – Does the ability to spot paedophiles come through on the job training or from you in depth study media reports?
I understand that a man in the kiddies dept without a woman and child with him is probably more likely to be kiddie fiddler than say a woman with a child (or so I have been led to believe by the media), however there’s no need to treat us all with suspicion and disgust! Why the fk do you feel you need to treat us differently if we’re on our own? with that uncertain questioning tone “Err... Can I help you sir? Instead of the usual smiley happy service reserved for occasions there is a child or woman present?
To clarify “no thanks I’m just looking” means at the kids stuff, not the fking kids! There is no need to follow me round and still ask questions every time I pick something up just to check I am really interested in it, I will let you know. (Or more likely leave the store, which seems to be your desired objective). Occasionally men do have reasons to shop on their own,

To the ignorant fkers who seem to think the appropriate response to discovering I’m a Scout leader is “Oh aye, young boys [snigger]” Wise up. You’re the kind of aholes that are causing the youth of today to be on the streets with fk all to do. Your attitudes have caused the introduction of endless mile of red tape (much of which was already enforced informally) as well as preventing countless numbers of potential youth leaders, sports coaches etc from coming forward due to the fear of being incorrectly “labelled” by their peers.

[to the PH speeling police, it is undoubtedly not perfect but take a fking holiday]

OllieWinchester

5,694 posts

213 months

Thursday 11th June 2009
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You're a Scout Leader!








Paedo

dan1981

17,917 posts

220 months

Thursday 11th June 2009
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Don't worry we know why your here.... its half term again isn't it?

RDE

5,018 posts

235 months

Thursday 11th June 2009
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Well said. Sounds like you need to watch the BrassEye special.

big dub

4,075 posts

238 months

Thursday 11th June 2009
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clap

8/10 Could've done with a few more expletives, but I know where you're coming from. It's the sad state of todays society I'm afraid.

Fidgits

17,202 posts

250 months

Thursday 11th June 2009
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OllieWinchester said:
You're a Scout Leader!








Paedo
hehe

anonymous-user

75 months

Thursday 11th June 2009
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9 - honest and heartfelt....calling somebody an unclefker would have got you top marks.

specifically enjoyed the "take a fking holiday" quote.

The Tea Boy

4,129 posts

256 months

Thursday 11th June 2009
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8/10
said it like you ment it, with good conviction and a few funny sentances, but loose a point for not swearing enough!!

Matt

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

263 months

Thursday 11th June 2009
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Sounds like you need to swap the glasses for contacts.

LukeBird

17,170 posts

230 months

Thursday 11th June 2009
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I bet you're white as well.

Sorry mate you (we) are fked.

BoRED S2upid

20,913 posts

261 months

Thursday 11th June 2009
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Good rant. Best ive seen for a while. Loved the final dig at the spelling police at the end. Did you need a lie down after writing that?.

You don't go around wearing those reaction lenses in your glasses and a rainmack though do you? you could be giving out the wrong image. Likewise if your in the kiddies department of the store in your scout leaders outfit this too could give the wrong impression.

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

272 months

Thursday 11th June 2009
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Show us on the doll where you touched the child Andy.

GTIR

24,741 posts

287 months

Thursday 11th June 2009
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Can we have a pic of you then we will judge! biggrin


Bill Carr

2,234 posts

255 months

Thursday 11th June 2009
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AndyAudi said:
To clarify “no thanks I’m just looking” means at the kids stuff, not the fking kids!
biggrin Brilliant

dan1981

17,917 posts

220 months

Thursday 11th June 2009
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RDE said:
Well said. Sounds like you need to watch the BrassEye special.
Disguised himself as a SCHOOL.


Mc lovin

5,588 posts

242 months

Thursday 11th June 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
Show us on the doll where you touched the child Andy.
laugh

Good rant, i could feel the rage, good use of swears 8.9/10

Hyperion

16,530 posts

221 months

Thursday 11th June 2009
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I've never had this problem, and quite often go shopping for the kids (clothes, toys etc). Maybe you just look a bit 'odd'?

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

272 months

Thursday 11th June 2009
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Hyperion said:
I've never had this problem, and quite often go shopping for kids
PERVERT!!!!!

Mc lovin

5,588 posts

242 months

Thursday 11th June 2009
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dan1981

17,917 posts

220 months

Thursday 11th June 2009
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7jVnrfoZD8


"this is the one thing we didn't want to happen"


Edited by dan1981 on Thursday 11th June 13:56