My life is complete...

[Famous Graham]

http://www.comfortwipe.com/

[robinhood21]

I can't wait for the postman to deliver my completeness package!

[mdotd]

Thank you; you've just found my dad's birthday present; he's going to love this!

[HUW JONES]

not available in stores...

[toasty]

I don't normally like to use acronyms that much but OMFG!!!

[Silverbullet767]

18 inches!!

[thinfourth2]

This raises two questions

Okay could some explain to me why exactly anyone would need an extra 18" of reach when wiping their ass?

Secondly do i actually want to know the answer

[becksW]

What will they think of next
I guess it may be of genuine help to some folk but still

[Elskeggso]

thinfourth2 said:

This raises two questions

Okay could some explain to me why exactly anyone would need an extra 18" of reach when wiping their ass?

Secondly do i actually want to know the answer

Fattys who can't get their arms round their flab

[EINSIGN]

Obviously designed for the fat Americans who cannot reach their own arses!

[thinfourth2]

Elskeggso said:

thinfourth2 said:

This raises two questions

Okay could some explain to me why exactly anyone would need an extra 18" of reach when wiping their ass?

Secondly do i actually want to know the answer

Fattys who can't get their arms round their flab

Well that answers both questions


I really didn't want to know

[TheEnd]

Elskeggso said:

Fattys who can't get their arms round their flab

OMG

So what... excuse me ....

have they been do-
ahem.. doing, up until now?

[Smiler.]

Famous Graham said:

http://www.comfortwipe.com/

You mean you don't employ "wipers"

[Jasandjules]

Is that REAL?

[TheEnd]

Smiler. said:

Famous Graham said:

http://www.comfortwipe.com/

You mean you don't employ "wipers"

Not "wipers", Groom of the Stool....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool

[Elskeggso]

TheEnd said:

Elskeggso said:

Fattys who can't get their arms round their flab

OMG

So what... excuse me ....

have they been do-
ahem.. doing, up until now?

Maybe they do something like this, without their trousers on:

Edited by Elskeggso on Saturday 13th June 18:30

[ShadownINja]

EINSIGN said:

Obviously designed for the fat Americans who cannot reach their own arses!

Spot on.

I want that get-a-grip. I could scale glass buildings!!!

[Balmoral Green]

How could you possibly wipe properly with that? It appears to hold onto the paper with a plastic clip. All it would do is smear it around all over, without having the manual dexterity to lift as you wipe and generally manoeuvre.

And anyway, if this is for the obese, wouldn't it just get stuck in the folds? No way is the paper going to stay on.

A far better method would be to freeze dry...

[becksW]

Balmoral Green said:

How could you possibly wipe properly with that? It appears to hold onto the paper with a plastic clip. All it would do is smear it around all over, without having the manual dexterity to lift as you wipe and generally manoeuvre.

And anyway, if this is for the obese, wouldn't it just get stuck in the folds? No way is the paper going to stay on.

A far better method would be to freeze dry...

Though you may well be right, I fear you have thought a bit too much about the scenarios with using it

[NDA]

Does it come with a cheek spreader?