Urgent suit help required

[BringbacktheP&P]

I've never been that keen on a suit hire company that operates within a shop named after a Fast Show catch phrase but the need for a morning suit for Ascot on Tuesday meant I had little choice.

Anyway, picked said suit up yesterday (a couple of days early - was supposed to be picked up on Monday) and tried it on last night. Before anyone asks, I didn't try it on in the shop as I collected it straight after going to the gym and was wearing a hoodie and was also far too sweaty. Anyway, jacket is a 44L and should have been a 46L! I'm going to call them today but I doubt they're going to be able to get a jacket delivered to the shop in time for collection on Monday. So.............

If anyone has a black morning suit jacket, 46L, which I can borrow and lives in London I would be forever grateful. I would also have it dry cleaned and happily make a donation to charity/provide bottle of whatever.

Thanks

[Simpo Two]

People who go to Ascot normally have their own clobber

Running to and from suit hire places is a PITA.

[BringbacktheP&P]

Simpo Two said:

People who go to Ascot normally have their own clobber

Running to and from suit hire places is a PITA.

If my weight didnt fluctuate so much I probably would have invested in a morning suit by now.

I do have my own top hat tho!