Oh very, very dear..............

[13th]

May I pass on some advice to other PHer's........ I don't need an answer to that question as I'm going to anyhow!

NEVER EVER throw a party on the basis of "we'll just ask a couple of my girlfriends over for a quiet dinner to celebrate our 16th wedding anniversary"

18 hours later........... I'm surveying the debris! my stocks have been drunk dry, not an easy thing to do in my house, a good friend is ditching his phone forever and if anyone posts as "Squeezy's Biatch" it's not me!

Oh and I don't even want to think about the e mails, neighbours, nudity............. and dog poo....


Hey ho another quiet night in Surrey


OK as you were.....
Hurting

[andy400]

I'm bored at work. Tell us about the nudity and dog poo. Are they linked?

[TheEnd]

You are going to tell us, it's written in the stars...

Maybe by the end of the week, it'll be written in The Star too...

[13th]

Sadly not although they did become integrated at one point!

I have just relocated my phone which is FUBAR but amusingly placed as the smilie face below the lampshade that was sporting my sunglasses!

[13th]

Going out for a hoon..................I need the fresh air

ETA just found my bumbells and an item I won't mention set out in the PH style! lol

Going to the pub and may never return! lol

Edited by 13th on Sunday 14th June 13:20

[Jasandjules]

Oh come on, you have to tell us more now.

[JonRB]

13th said:

ETA just found my bumbells

WTF are bumbells? Are they some kind of kinky anal fetish accessory?

[nonplussed]

JonRB said:

13th said:

ETA just found my bumbells

WTF are bumbells? Are they some kind of kinky anal fetish accessory?

+1

I think we need to know this. And if they're not, with a name like that they need to be invented

[13th]

nonplussed said:

with a name like that they need to be invented

That has just had me crying with laughter.............. !

[Limey 666]

JonRB said:

13th said:

ETA just found my bumbells

WTF are bumbells? Are they some kind of kinky anal fetish accessory?

Are they like dumbells but you lift them with your arse?

[satchbot]

Squeezy and bumbells - there's something asking for trouble with names like that!

[900T-R]

13th said:

Hurting

15:1?

[13th]

satchbot said:

Squeezy and bumbells - there's something asking for trouble with names like that!

Oy don't you start!!!!!

Squeezy is just coming back to life! .......... erm I think

[13th]

900T-R said:

13th said:

Hurting

15:1?

Not like that!

[satchbot]

13th said:

satchbot said:

Squeezy and bumbells - there's something asking for trouble with names like that!

Oy don't you start!!!!!

Squeezy is just coming back to life! .......... erm I think

You started it - you invaded Poland err I mean "drank Surrey dry"

[13th]

satchbot said:

13th said:

satchbot said:

Squeezy and bumbells - there's something asking for trouble with names like that!

Oy don't you start!!!!!

Squeezy is just coming back to life! .......... erm I think

You started it - you invaded Poland err I mean "drank Surrey dry"

lol be afraid! be very afraid! you know I can get my revenge!

eta If you don't do it for yourself do it for chuckles! :-)

Edited by 13th on Sunday 14th June 19:41

[satchbot]

You've upset him - he's shivering in his little jacket now

[13th]

satchbot said:

You've upset him - he's shivering in his little jacket now

I hang my head in shame but I know your Achilles heal is!.......... x

[satchbot]

[13th]

satchbot said:

More

He may be cute but..............

mwhahaha