Legal question about spiking mars bars with laxatives....
Legal question about spiking mars bars with laxatives....
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Lefty Guns

Original Poster:

19,390 posts

224 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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If I were hypothetically to do this to give a petty thief something to think about for a few hours on the can, what could the consequences be?

Could it be proven that he stole said mars bar from me? No CCTV or anyone else around at the time of the theft...

What would the BiB say if he complained that a stolen mars bar had made him given him an epic dose of the squits?

hehe


Plotloss

67,280 posts

292 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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Optrex wink

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

277 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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Cyanide...smile

Deluded

4,968 posts

213 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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Its only laxatives. Not going to kill them, and unless you tell them you gave them laxatives, they will just think they've got the sts.

Dupont666

22,471 posts

214 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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Its not an immediate affect so how would they know its the mars bar that did it?

Could have been anything... Optrex is your friend.

On the other hand I did send a durian fruit to a friend in retaliation for him being a bastid on facebook and he didnt know what it was smile

That can be classed as naughty, a mars bar.... naa!!

Neil_H

15,407 posts

273 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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It would be pretty unprovable I think.

Don't leave any fingerprints on the wrapper.

Don't keep any Mars bar receipts about your person.

Try not to kill your target.

edmellor

1,420 posts

203 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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Even if they could prove it was stolen from you, you could could always argue it was for your own personal use hehe

Corpulent Tosser

5,468 posts

267 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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We did something similar to a friend some years ago, if we were having a coffee and there were any chocolate biscuits he always wolfed them down even if others had not had any, so, some chocolate cripy biscuits were made partially with laxative chocolate.

He had a very uncomfortable evening biggrin

Dupont666

22,471 posts

214 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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edmellor said:
Even if they could prove it was stolen from you, you could could always argue it was for your own personal use hehe
Its a special diet marsbar, you eat and enjoy it and still lose weight...

Work, Rest and Pay... so to speak

isee

3,713 posts

205 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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what if they are pinching it for their 3 year old kid at home?
And the does proves lethal?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

277 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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Squits ahoy...

Make sure you film this...hehe

SoapyShowerBoy

1,775 posts

217 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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Dupont666 said:
Its not an immediate affect so how would they know its the mars bar that did it?

Could have been anything... Optrex is your friend.

On the other hand I did send a durian fruit to a friend in retaliation for him being a bastid on facebook and he didnt know what it was smile

That can be classed as naughty, a mars bar.... naa!!
http://wsu.edu/~brians/errors/affect.html

Im not being an arse, I just want to know, is affect the right word to use here?

bull996

1,442 posts

231 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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How much optrex is needed in a average mug of tea, for the desired effect, and how long does it take to work?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

277 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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SoapyShowerBoy said:
Dupont666 said:
Its not an immediate affect so how would they know its the mars bar that did it?

Could have been anything... Optrex is your friend.

On the other hand I did send a durian fruit to a friend in retaliation for him being a bastid on facebook and he didnt know what it was smile

That can be classed as naughty, a mars bar.... naa!!
http://wsu.edu/~brians/errors/affect.html

Im not being an arse, I just want to know, is affect the right word to use here?
Effect is the correct form...

Corpulent Tosser

5,468 posts

267 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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SoapyShowerBoy said:
Im not being an arse, I just want to know, is affect the right word to use here?
No

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

277 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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bull996 said:
How much optrex is needed in a average mug of tea, for the desired effect, and how long does it take to work?
About 1:1 should do it....

SoapyShowerBoy

1,775 posts

217 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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mybrainhurts said:
SoapyShowerBoy said:
Dupont666 said:
Its not an immediate affect so how would they know its the mars bar that did it?

Could have been anything... Optrex is your friend.

On the other hand I did send a durian fruit to a friend in retaliation for him being a bastid on facebook and he didnt know what it was smile

That can be classed as naughty, a mars bar.... naa!!
http://wsu.edu/~brians/errors/affect.html

Im not being an arse, I just want to know, is affect the right word to use here?
Effect is the correct form...
thank you smile

KingJeff 4th

7,331 posts

206 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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isee said:
what if they are pinching it for their 3 year old kid at home?
And the does proves lethal?
This is what worries me.. although highly remote you never know..

Joke too far and all that.


mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

277 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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isee said:
what if they are pinching it for their 3 year old kid at home?
And the does proves lethal?
One potential thieving scrote less to worry about...

Seems fair to me...smile

Corpulent Tosser

5,468 posts

267 months

Wednesday 17th June 2009
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mybrainhurts said:
isee said:
what if they are pinching it for their 3 year old kid at home?
And the does proves lethal?
One potential thieving scrote less to worry about...

Seems fair to me...smile
Harsh but fair yes