Out of the mouths of babes

[MartG]

Just received this by e-mail - probably an urban myth but thought I'd share anyway...

On a recent PR visit to a children's nursery in Birmingham, Gordon Brown greeted a 4 year old girl "Hello, I'm the Prime Minister". The girl replied "Hello - my Daddy says you're an arrogant ahole" - unsurprisingly this went unreported in the media.

[Pigeon]

This one is probably equally reliable, or not:

French adult: Qu'est-ce que tu penses a General de Gaulle?
French 3yo lad: Moi, je n'aime pas ce general.
Adult: Pourquoi?
3yo lad: Si les cons peuvent voler, il serait le capitaine de l'escadrille.

[rhinochopig]

The only thing coming out of the mouth of my babe at the moment is partly digested milk down various hard to clean surfaces.

[stifler]

rhinochopig said:

The only thing coming out of the mouth of my babe at the moment is partly digested milk down various hard to clean surfaces.

Like when I put mine in a nice corduroy dress at xmas. Is there any fabric more difficult to get puke out of than corduroy? That dress lasted half an hour on her!

[rhinochopig]

stifler said:

rhinochopig said:

The only thing coming out of the mouth of my babe at the moment is partly digested milk down various hard to clean surfaces.

Like when I put mine in a nice corduroy dress at xmas. Is there any fabric more difficult to get puke out of than corduroy? That dress lasted half an hour on her!

The leather they use to make car seats is pretty tricky - especially around the stitching.