Tin foil hats?!

[Davi]

Pah, I scoff at your tin foil hats - I am vastly better protected:

http://www.stopabductions.com/

Please note The search facility is currently under maintenance.

Davi would like to apologise for any inconvenience this causes if this is a repost, it's not his fking fault the PH search facility is a flakey as a psoriasis sufferer in a sandstorm.

[Pints]

fking hell! There are complete turnips in this world. How are they allowed to breed?!

[MrsNemo]

That is genuis!

I would like to think that my thoughts are my own.....but now that they mention it....I'm not so sure.....maybe I should get one just in case!
I wonder if they do them in red??

[Gargamel]

Yeah, but useless against Alien Human Hybrids, I think some more research is needed.

[Papa_Hotel]

The Nutbars said:

THE THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET STOPS SPACE ALIENS FROM ABDUCTING HUMANS.

IT'S BEEN USED SUCCESSFULLY BY FORMER ABDUCTEES FOR NINE YEARS.

My hair has also successfully protected me from alien abduction my entire life. Now, who'll give me $30 for a few clippings?

[eldar]

Funny how all the aliens look like Harriet Harman.....