Come on PHers. Cheer me up

[The Moose]

I'm feeling really st right now and need cheering up (reason doesn't matter). I've done my usual top-less drive in the MX5, but that hasn't really helped so it's down to you guys to make me (at the very least!!) smile.

Post anything ammusing/funny - jokes, photos, video clips, articles about stupid american girls who "forget" their knickers/anything and everything.

Look forward to reading the replies.

Cheers

The Moose

[Cara Van Man]

MX5?

Faggot.

[GTIR]

I just sat down and missed my chair.

[grumbledoak]

So, I threw the money on to the bed. And I said to her father... <bzzzzt>

[LividSV]

http://www.wackyhut.com/Hitler-Dance--235-m.php After a few minutes of this, i can't help but start smiling

[moosepig]

Just have a read of the acronym game thread

[crofty1984]

google wherethehellismatt
Raises a smile for me.

[Neil_H]

I just slipped on a banana skin while I was carrying a custard pie from the kitchen, the pie landed on my face. The banana was thrown by a mischievious chimpanzee called George who laughed at the incident.

HTH

[Famous Graham]

crofty1984 said:

google wherethehellismatt
Raises a smile for me.

+1 Really great video.

[Mr Trophy]

crofty1984 said:

google wherethehellismatt
Raises a smile for me.

Hate to think how much that cost him..

[TomE]

Famous Graham said:

crofty1984 said:

google wherethehellismatt
Raises a smile for me.

+1 Really great video.

Ha! I've never seen that video, it's great!

Nice to see he had the balls to do the dance infront of the mental looking highly trained/kill you with one punch ninja who is guarding the door to north Korea too!

[Famous Graham]

Mr Trophy said:

crofty1984 said:

google wherethehellismatt
Raises a smile for me.

Hate to think how much that cost him..

Given he's sponsored by a chewing gum manufacturer for his later trips, probably not much

The initial idea was done on a round the world trip much the same as the one I did last year - that cost me 3 grand for 16 flights (including airport taxes).

[Eddh]

Read this thread : http://pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f...

[anonymous-user]

The Moose said:

my usual top-less drive
The Moose

Sounds good got any pictures..

[The Moose]

wherethehellismatt are cool videos and some great places. I don't know - he appeared (in 2008 anyway) to have been sponsored by some chewing gum company. Maybe it was turned into an advert in the US??

That hitler thing is crap!! Really didn't do ANYTHING for me.

Acronym game - been reading through the day.

Come on PHers - surely you guys have more to offer??



Cheers

The Moose

P.S. And yeah, I know I'm obviously a Gheyer as I drive an MX5

[The Hypno-Toad]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw always works for me.NSFW

"I'm Jeff Vader,"

[DrTre]

Agent picolax?

[Mobile Chicane]

Here you go:

Star Wars chipmunks

[Andy Zarse]

Buttered floor anyone? Classic slapstick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EEgM92_LGU

[Pobolycwm]

What do you call Postman Pat when he retires?....................Pat

Why have the elephants got big ears?...........................Noddy wouldn`t pay the ransom

How do you make a 4lb lump of fat look sexy?...........stick a nipple on the end of it