Old acquaintance has got the 'ump'

[groucho]

I have known this bloke for more than 30 years. I was out the other week and his wife said to me that she still gets in trouble about me. I saw him today and he pretty much ignored me, calling me 'mate'.

I had a little fling with his now wife 20 years ago, probably 10 years before they met.

So, what was I to do, not give her one because a mate of mine might marry her in the distant future?

What's wrong with some people?

[The Moose]

Did you ever discuss this with your mate when he met her??

You may find there is something underlying that you don't know about - maybe she calls out your name in bed

Cheers

The Moose

ETA: HTH

Edited by The Moose on Thursday 18th June 19:37

[Sheets Tabuer]

They had an argument and she said you were better in bed, that's why he hates you.

[tonyvid]

Ask him whether she still does that thing, you know, that amazing thing....

[groucho]

tonyvid said:

Ask him whether she still does that thing, you know, that amazing thing....

He'll be happy to hear that.

[El Guapo]

Bloke A knobs lass B. Lass B hooks up with bloke C. Bloke C can never be friends with bloke A.
The Laws of the Universe, Søren Kierkegaard.

[daninsidious]

''Bloke A knobs lass B. Lass B hooks up with bloke C. Bloke C can never be friends with bloke A.
The Laws of the Universe, Søren Kierkegaard.''


Bloke A shags Bloke C and pisses off Lass B.....everyones pissed off....erm no hold on

[AndrewW-G]

Maybe she screams out "groucho harder groucho I'm nearly there" every time their at it..........or comments that he's no groucho in the sack

[Sheets Tabuer]

AndrewW-G said:

Maybe she screams out "groucho harder groucho I'm nearly there" every time their at it..........or comments that he's no groucho in the sack

Or she wears fake glasses and eyebrows while waving a cigar at him while they do it.

[anonymous-user]

My limited understanding of social conventions leads me to believe that you should pork her again.

[AndrewW-G]

Sheets Tabuer said:

AndrewW-G said:

Maybe she screams out "groucho harder groucho I'm nearly there" every time their at it..........or comments that he's no groucho in the sack

Or she wears fake glasses and eyebrows while waving a cigar at him while they do it.

Or maybe one morning she shot an elephant in her pyjamas

[Dominic H]

Symbolica said:

My limited understanding of social conventions leads me to believe that you should pork her again.

What's the worst that can happen?

[DoubleYellow]

Have a man to man chat with your 'mate'.

I understand it though. It's a male pride thing.

[The Moose]

Dominic H said:

Symbolica said:

My limited understanding of social conventions leads me to believe that you should pork her again.

What's the worst that can happen?

Dr Pepper!!

[toothrot]

he's just mis-understood

the situation

[AdeTuono]

AndrewW-G said:

Sheets Tabuer said:

AndrewW-G said:

Maybe she screams out "groucho harder groucho I'm nearly there" every time their at it..........or comments that he's no groucho in the sack

Or she wears fake glasses and eyebrows while waving a cigar at him while they do it.

Or maybe one morning she shot an elephant in her pyjamas

Ba-dum Tish.

[Fer]

The Moose said:

Dominic H said:

Symbolica said:

My limited understanding of social conventions leads me to believe that you should pork her again.

What's the worst that can happen?

Dr Pepper!!

[V8mate]

AndrewW-G said:

Sheets Tabuer said:

AndrewW-G said:

Maybe she screams out "groucho harder groucho I'm nearly there" every time their at it..........or comments that he's no groucho in the sack

Or she wears fake glasses and eyebrows while waving a cigar at him while they do it.

Or maybe one morning she shot an elephant in her pyjamas

She must be a big lass if an elephant can fit into her pyjamas. Is Groucho a chubby-chaser? I think we have a right to know.

[ThunderSpook]

DoubleYellow said:

Have a man to man kiss with your 'mate'.

I understand it though. It's a gay pride thing.

I'm not sure how this is going to help in all honesty

[Neil_H]

He secretly wants a threesome with you and his wife. Suggest this to him next time you meet. Say it's no problem as you've 'been there before' and so know what to expect, and wink very obviously.