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Few Years ago loads of us were going on a Booze Cruis to France. For some reason it was decided we would all tell this one guy that it was Fancy Dress.
Weeks later, we all met at a pub near Portsmouth Ferry Termonal (we all got there 10 minutes earlier than agreed).
Right on the cue, our mate, dressed as Austin Powers (including false teeth) came literally bursting through the door, screaming "GROOVY BA.....".
I still dont know why, but instantly everyone chased him back through the pub door, caught him and bundled him, gave him dead arms and legs, etc.. His Costume was literally ripped to pieces.
That still makes me laugh now.
Weeks later, we all met at a pub near Portsmouth Ferry Termonal (we all got there 10 minutes earlier than agreed).
Right on the cue, our mate, dressed as Austin Powers (including false teeth) came literally bursting through the door, screaming "GROOVY BA.....".
I still dont know why, but instantly everyone chased him back through the pub door, caught him and bundled him, gave him dead arms and legs, etc.. His Costume was literally ripped to pieces.
That still makes me laugh now.
Edited by Not that one on Friday 19th June 11:35
driving home from a lads weekend, on the deserted motorway with everyone else asleep, i decided to get my own back for them all falling asleep so i slammed the brakes on, blew the horn and started screaming and swerving the car, cue three mates in various states of crying/soiling/screaming.
mat13 said:
driving home from a lads weekend, on the deserted motorway with everyone else asleep, i decided to get my own back for them all falling asleep so i slammed the brakes on, blew the horn and started screaming and swerving the car, cue three mates in various states of crying/soiling/screaming.
thats good!
Not that one said:
mat13 said:
driving home from a lads weekend, on the deserted motorway with everyone else asleep, i decided to get my own back for them all falling asleep so i slammed the brakes on, blew the horn and started screaming and swerving the car, cue three mates in various states of crying/soiling/screaming.
thats good!
Not that one said:
mat13 said:
driving home from a lads weekend, on the deserted motorway with everyone else asleep, i decided to get my own back for them all falling asleep so i slammed the brakes on, blew the horn and started screaming and swerving the car, cue three mates in various states of crying/soiling/screaming.
thats good!
The funnel trick!
You get a funnel, stick it down the front of your pants and balance a 10 pence piece on your nose whist looking upwards with your hands behind your back. The idea of the game is to drop the coin into the funnel. You get a few people who are in on the joke to have a go and then give the funnel to your mark. Whilst he's looking up in the air, you pull out a jug of water and pour it down the funnel.
We did it to one of the plumbers where I used to work using a tundish (funnel shaped plumbing fitting). About a fortnight later they were planning to get the new apprentice with it. We all gathered round, including the lad we had got earlier. He was itching to be one of the people who demonstrates so we gave him the funnel first. As soon as he put it down his pants, one of the lads couldn't resist it and tipped the water straight down again.
You get a funnel, stick it down the front of your pants and balance a 10 pence piece on your nose whist looking upwards with your hands behind your back. The idea of the game is to drop the coin into the funnel. You get a few people who are in on the joke to have a go and then give the funnel to your mark. Whilst he's looking up in the air, you pull out a jug of water and pour it down the funnel.
We did it to one of the plumbers where I used to work using a tundish (funnel shaped plumbing fitting). About a fortnight later they were planning to get the new apprentice with it. We all gathered round, including the lad we had got earlier. He was itching to be one of the people who demonstrates so we gave him the funnel first. As soon as he put it down his pants, one of the lads couldn't resist it and tipped the water straight down again.
Edited by Ganglandboss on Friday 19th June 11:47
Not that one said:
mat13 said:
driving home from a lads weekend, on the deserted motorway with everyone else asleep, i decided to get my own back for them all falling asleep so i slammed the brakes on, blew the horn and started screaming and swerving the car, cue three mates in various states of crying/soiling/screaming.
thats good!
very good!!
mat13 said:
driving home from a lads weekend, on the deserted motorway with everyone else asleep, i decided to get my own back for them all falling asleep so i slammed the brakes on, blew the horn and started screaming and swerving the car, cue three mates in various states of crying/soiling/screaming.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6DFw0ugQds
on a road trip in 2 cars, we were running late and couldnt stop anywhere for food as we needed to try and catch the ferry, so being nice I supplied one of them with nibbles for the trip down and so with 4 of my mates onboard the other car munched away on 1.5 kg of dried apricots and 1.5kg of other dried fruit... and a 2 way radio so we could keep in touch.
Me and another 2 friends were in the lead car and the inevatable happened about 2 hours into the trip... cue lots of swearing on the 2 way and me refusing to stop for fear of getting a beating until at least we got to the port.
But since we couldnt stop they had to put up with it and was sure glad I wasnt in their car.
The joys of foods with lots of fibre in them
Me and another 2 friends were in the lead car and the inevatable happened about 2 hours into the trip... cue lots of swearing on the 2 way and me refusing to stop for fear of getting a beating until at least we got to the port.
But since we couldnt stop they had to put up with it and was sure glad I wasnt in their car.
The joys of foods with lots of fibre in them
Not that one said:
Few Years ago loads of us were going on a Booze Cruis to France. For some reason it was decided we would all tell this one guy that it was Fancy Dress.
Weeks later, we all met at a pub near Portsmouth Ferry Termonal (we all got there 10 minutes earlier than agreed).
Right on the cue, our mate, dressed as Austin Powers (including false teeth) came literally bursting through the door, screaming "GROOVY BA.....".
I still dont know why, but instantly everyone chased him back through the pub door, caught him and bundled him, gave him dead arms and legs, etc.. His Costume was literally ripped to pieces.
That still makes me laugh now.
Exactly the same as this on a stag do, as Austin Powers too. It wasn't even the stag we did it too! He just used it as talking point with every hot bird we met, so it backfired a little- oh well fWeeks later, we all met at a pub near Portsmouth Ferry Termonal (we all got there 10 minutes earlier than agreed).
Right on the cue, our mate, dressed as Austin Powers (including false teeth) came literally bursting through the door, screaming "GROOVY BA.....".
I still dont know why, but instantly everyone chased him back through the pub door, caught him and bundled him, gave him dead arms and legs, etc.. His Costume was literally ripped to pieces.
That still makes me laugh now.
Edited by Not that one on Friday 19th June 11:35
k it, he still looked a plank 
Another one, we were all going to the city for a few beers to celebrate a birthday, unfortunately for one of the lads, we'd told him it was fancy dress, so there we are all on the platform waiting for the train in shorts and t-shirts and he turns up in an Austin Powers outfit, superb.
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