Bizzare conversations with parents
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My father who was 56 earlier this week has just phoned to tell me he's bought a scalextric set and now is racing my mum with the touring cars on the lounge carpet.
I'm quite excited, and would quite like a go.
Anyone had a similarly bizzare converstaion with a parent?
My father who was 56 earlier this week has just phoned to tell me he's bought a scalextric set and now is racing my mum with the touring cars on the lounge carpet.
I'm quite excited, and would quite like a go.
Anyone had a similarly bizzare converstaion with a parent?
Some years ago, my sister and I were discussing something along the lines of bisexuality or homosexuality or something. Mum was listening (as they do) and came out with a line that I shall never, ever forget:
"Honestly, you kids today know too much. I didn't even know what a lesbian was until I married your father..."
"Honestly, you kids today know too much. I didn't even know what a lesbian was until I married your father..."
After living overseas for six years I came home for a visit, stayed at my folks house for a fortnight Second night home I went out on the lash, got pretty loaded, and my dad found me sitting on the stairs, b
k nekked, at 2 am. When he asked what I was doing I carefully explained I was waiting for the traffic to stop so I could cross the road, to go back to India.
I don't remember it, but that must have been a pretty weird conversation for him.
k nekked, at 2 am. When he asked what I was doing I carefully explained I was waiting for the traffic to stop so I could cross the road, to go back to India.I don't remember it, but that must have been a pretty weird conversation for him.
I try to avoid conversing with either of them to be honest.
However, conversations with my father usually end up taking a bizarre turn, because he doesn't live in quite the same plane or dimension as the rest of us. He also has a really irritating habit of talking in riddles, then refusing the explain himself. He'll just say stuff like "You know, hmm hmm, we won't talk about that" etc. ad nauseam if pressed.
However, conversations with my father usually end up taking a bizarre turn, because he doesn't live in quite the same plane or dimension as the rest of us. He also has a really irritating habit of talking in riddles, then refusing the explain himself. He'll just say stuff like "You know, hmm hmm, we won't talk about that" etc. ad nauseam if pressed.
My dad had been badgering me to remember to leave in plenty of time to get to an exam that was about an hour from my house if the traffic is good. Apparently it is better to be an hour early than it is 10 mins late.
I told him I was planning on leaving 2 hrs early just incase of the traffic and so I could have a sit at the other end and not get het up.
I then get told off for leaving too early as "no-one wants to be there before you should be"
I cannot win.
I told him I was planning on leaving 2 hrs early just incase of the traffic and so I could have a sit at the other end and not get het up.
I then get told off for leaving too early as "no-one wants to be there before you should be"
I cannot win.
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