Father's day -how's yours going?
Discussion
Me?
So far-
Woken at 5:20 by Zep child Mk1. Child is told to bugger off.
Woken at 5:33 by Zep child Mk2. No reasoning with 17 month old child. Try to cuddle him back to sleep for a bit. Semi conscious wrestling ensues until Mrs Zep makes tea at 6:15.
Enormous tantrum from Zep child Mk2. Don't know why. Proper angry gutteral howling. Little fecker.
Change his nappy. Put nappy in the 'poo-bin', straighten up and bang my head on overhanging open cupbord door with staggering force. Ricked my neck and there's some blood.
Try to hurry things along so I can start my pre-approved lie-in. Get child Mk1 dressed and help them all downstairs at 7:10. Bring down tray with mugs/glasses. Mrs Zep says "I needed the baby bottle too -you're being a hinderence not a help". WTF'ingF?
Turn around and take fecking tray back upstairs. Frosty atmosphere.
What is father's day for again?
So far-
Woken at 5:20 by Zep child Mk1. Child is told to bugger off.
Woken at 5:33 by Zep child Mk2. No reasoning with 17 month old child. Try to cuddle him back to sleep for a bit. Semi conscious wrestling ensues until Mrs Zep makes tea at 6:15.
Enormous tantrum from Zep child Mk2. Don't know why. Proper angry gutteral howling. Little fecker.
Change his nappy. Put nappy in the 'poo-bin', straighten up and bang my head on overhanging open cupbord door with staggering force. Ricked my neck and there's some blood.
Try to hurry things along so I can start my pre-approved lie-in. Get child Mk1 dressed and help them all downstairs at 7:10. Bring down tray with mugs/glasses. Mrs Zep says "I needed the baby bottle too -you're being a hinderence not a help". WTF'ingF?
Turn around and take fecking tray back upstairs. Frosty atmosphere.
What is father's day for again?
k, would love a few pints and a sundays dinner too, rest of the family going to an old classic car show, which makes it even worse
First Father's day ever as a father and not just as a son - yippee! Although I'm unable to have a lie in or be properly waited upon (hand-and-foot) as OH is currently bearing child No.2 and has terrible morning sickness - hasn't made it past the sofa all week. Equally will probably never receive appropriate special Father's Day presents as my birthday is the day after.
Current day:
6.00 - Alarm. Sproglet has gone from waking up at 8.30 the last 2 weeks to waking up at 6.30 the past few days, which leaves me tired and in a foul mood all day and as such unable to look after the heir properly. Decided to second-guess the little bugger and wake up first so I have some time to myself.
7.00 - He's still asleep. Ate breakfast. Read PH some more.
8.00 - STILL asleep. Getting bored now, but can't commit to watching a film or anything else longwinded as may wake at any moment.
Current day:
6.00 - Alarm. Sproglet has gone from waking up at 8.30 the last 2 weeks to waking up at 6.30 the past few days, which leaves me tired and in a foul mood all day and as such unable to look after the heir properly. Decided to second-guess the little bugger and wake up first so I have some time to myself.
7.00 - He's still asleep. Ate breakfast. Read PH some more.
8.00 - STILL asleep. Getting bored now, but can't commit to watching a film or anything else longwinded as may wake at any moment.
captainzep said:
Me?
So far-
Woken at 5:20 by Zep child Mk1. Child is told to bugger off.
Woken at 5:33 by Zep child Mk2. No reasoning with 17 month old child. Try to cuddle him back to sleep for a bit. Semi conscious wrestling ensues until Mrs Zep makes tea at 6:15.
08:11 - pest woman on PH with wife in next room...
So far-
Woken at 5:20 by Zep child Mk1. Child is told to bugger off.
Woken at 5:33 by Zep child Mk2. No reasoning with 17 month old child. Try to cuddle him back to sleep for a bit. Semi conscious wrestling ensues until Mrs Zep makes tea at 6:15.
08:11 - pest woman on PH with wife in next room...
Lucie W said:
captainzep said:
Me?
So far-
Woken at 5:20 by Zep child Mk1. Child is told to bugger off.
Woken at 5:33 by Zep child Mk2. No reasoning with 17 month old child. Try to cuddle him back to sleep for a bit. Semi conscious wrestling ensues until Mrs Zep makes tea at 6:15.
08:11 - pest woman on PH with wife in next room...
So far-
Woken at 5:20 by Zep child Mk1. Child is told to bugger off.
Woken at 5:33 by Zep child Mk2. No reasoning with 17 month old child. Try to cuddle him back to sleep for a bit. Semi conscious wrestling ensues until Mrs Zep makes tea at 6:15.
08:11 - pest woman on PH with wife in next room...
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