Gentlemans Clubs... Do you use them?
Gentlemans Clubs... Do you use them?
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KingRichard

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10,146 posts

255 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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Evening chaps.

I appear to be a rather enviable position. I've been offered premises with a lap dancing licence at reasonable money woohoo

It's a sizeable place, and I'm drawn to it for two reasons. Firstly, I can run my cab office out of a back office, effectively reducing overheads on both business', and obviously that it would be pretty cool to own a girlie bar.

Now, I chose to put this in the lounge to get a bit of a response from the average PH'er. Mods, feel entirely free to move this to the business section. I'd appreciate a few hours in the lounge though to help the thread gain momentum. smile

I appreciate that running a Gentlemans Club is not going to be a walk in the park. However, I already have some quite firm connections around the area, and would be well catered for by licencing, security, dancers etc.

What I really want to know is the kind of clubs are in fashion at the moment...

My initial idea was to make the place really classy, not at all cheesy. Keep the drinks at pub prices, and offer a simple grill menu. That way, you might encourage business people to use it for entertaining in the evenings, or for 'meetings' at lunchtime.

The other thought was to make it a really wild place, strippers on the bar, body shots galore etc... a real coyote ugly kinda place. Fun to work at, fun to visit, fun to spend your dosh.

Or do you guys prefer the older format of private booths, pound in the glass kind of stuff?

Looking to keep the place rammed, making money on drink and grub, while letting the girls take a vast majority of the dance money.

Anyone have any thoughts on this? You're all invited to the opening night by the way laugh

Oh, another thought was to have a couple of Gay nights. Seem to be popular at other clubs.

Peace cool




markmullen

15,877 posts

257 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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Classy all the way, the Purple Door in Leeds is good, Privilege in Scarborough was a dungeon.

Another way of making a few quid during the day, get your girls to offer pole dancing lessons to the ladies during the day, when the club would otherwise be empty and not making anything.

angryS3owner

15,855 posts

252 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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Just about the only one I've visited where you don't come away feeling morally or physically dirty at some point was Spearmint Rhino in heathrow, might be worth a visit.

Not that I go to many of these places you understand hehe

Flanders.

6,432 posts

231 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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Will you ask the girls if they will do me a mates rate?

Balmoral Green

42,554 posts

271 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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Are you going to call it 'The Winchester'?


v15ben

16,126 posts

264 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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I'd second the Purple Door as a good example of how to do it, excusing the pun of course wink

Harry Flashman

21,267 posts

265 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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The lunchtime in a strip bar isn't really something we do in the UK, and exopensing them is harder than you would think - my company is rare in allowing expenses claims for these people. So I don't think the business customer idea is a real goer.

What you are better off going for is the bar with strippers concept. Thing is, you have licensing issues. I am sure that many chaps would go to a bar that had poledancers in it for an evening. But these places don't exist - so what happens is that they go to a bar, and then end up hammered at a lapdancing club at the end of the evening. Which is never as much fun as spending the whole night in an American style strip joint - but I'm wondering if they are actually allowed here?

Also, friend of mine runs a couple of independent establishments. Don't undersetimate the interest that local organised crime syndicates will take in you.

KingRichard

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10,146 posts

255 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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Flanders. said:
Will you ask the girls if they will do me a mates rate?
Yep... double the price. I'm sure they won't mind hehe

Sheets Tabuer

21,026 posts

238 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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I think a good start would be to get women that actually look quite nice, the ones I went to over the years had an abundance or what I would class white trash aids victims or large black ladies which I believe our American cousins call booty.

Don't let the football shirt lot in and you'll be onto a winner, mind you if it already has all of these licences why isn't the person who applied running it?

KingRichard

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10,146 posts

255 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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Balmoral Green said:
Are you going to call it 'The Winchester'?

Are you tarring me with the Daley brush? biggrin

i remember

3,296 posts

209 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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Ive been in a couple in england, and some others in european countries wink

Very enjoyable! although you ge the few who come in who look like regulars :/

andy-xr

13,204 posts

227 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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v15ben said:
I'd second the Purple Door as a good example of how to do it, excusing the pun of course wink
Blue Leopard still going? I preferred Someone I know said that was better

Steameh

3,155 posts

233 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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Wild sounds like fun, but I get the impression the clean up job could be horrendous. Classy is probably the way forward. I've only ever been to two, one back home and one in Blackpool. At least in the Blackpool one the girls didn't look like they had just crawled out the halfway house.

Oh and as long as it's not £5 for a bottle of bud (what i paid at both locations) then it's worth a visit!

Chris_w666

22,655 posts

222 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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Chatting to a couple of girls in one of these places once (purely for scientific purpose you understand). Apparently a large number of gentlemen leave their relish lying around the furniture.

v15ben

16,126 posts

264 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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andy-xr said:
v15ben said:
I'd second the Purple Door as a good example of how to do it, excusing the pun of course wink
Blue Leopard still going? I preferred Someone I know said that was better
Not that anyone will believe me, but I've only ever been to Purple Door so really don't know rofl

KingRichard

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10,146 posts

255 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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Harry Flashman said:
The lunchtime in a strip bar isn't really something we do in the UK, and exopensing them is harder than you would think - my company is rare in allowing expenses claims for these people. So I don't think the business customer idea is a real goer.

What you are better off going for is the bar with strippers concept. Thing is, you have licensing issues. I am sure that many chaps would go to a bar that had poledancers in it for an evening. But these places don't exist - so what happens is that they go to a bar, and then end up hammered at a lapdancing club at the end of the evening. Which is never as much fun as spending the whole night in an American style strip joint - but I'm wondering if they are actually allowed here?

Also, friend of mine runs a couple of independent establishments. Don't undersetimate the interest that local organised crime syndicates will take in you.
Well I was thinking that if the stage was behind the bar (like the Bing! in the Sopranos), then the attention would always be towards the bar wink

With the girls doing a tour of the bar area every twenty minutes or so for a quid in a glass, and the others can be pimping themselves / talking to punters to get the private dances. Fairly standard stuff really. Then you could work on getting some fun events in there - olive oil wrestling, bar walking etc.

Licencing may not be that much of an issue. We've got a very solid relationship with the Licencing team.

What may be a problem, as you say is how to keep the place busy ALL night, rather than just that late spot when the pubs and other clubs kick out. I'd like to do some food in there - I'm mates with a fantastic grill chef. Maybe just stick to three cuts of steak, fries and onion rings. a dozen sauces. Thats it.

I eat wherever there is good food. If I can stuff good steak, ale AND stare at fine boobage, then I'm in there like swimwear. Anyone else, or is food a bad idea?

Murray993

1,515 posts

256 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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Eating in a lap dancing club, never.

KingRichard

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10,146 posts

255 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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Murray993 said:
Eating in a lap dancing club, never.
Why not? Just because you can't at the moment... doesn't mean you WOULDN'T, does it?

angryS3owner

15,855 posts

252 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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Agree about the not eating, also wouldn't probably go anywhere where someone is asking for a quid in a glass. The places that are more relaxed are best.

Went to one down in Bournemouth that offered massages (proper shoulder ones) at your seat which was also rather good.

Edited by angryS3owner on Wednesday 24th June 17:25

v15ben

16,126 posts

264 months

Wednesday 24th June 2009
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Murray993 said:
Eating in a lap dancing club, never.
No, don't know who else has had their meat in there first rofl

Edited by v15ben on Wednesday 24th June 17:25