The Great Jacko Conspiracy Thread

[allegro]

Saddened as i am sure we all are at the loss of a great musician, i can't help but think there is more to this then meets the eye.

Given his financial woes i think he has faked his own death knowing there will be a rush at HMV to buy up his back catalogue.

Crazy or otherwise, what are your theories PH'ers?

[Cara Van Man]

My theory is he died of a heart attack.

[grumbledoak]

Very hard to fake your death in this manner. He'll not survive the autospy, for one thing.

[NiceCupOfTea]

Cara Van Man said:

My theory is he died of a heart attack.

Controversial!

[Jgtv]

The worlds greatest show man, with the world media at his funeral He will rise up out of the ground like the thriller video along with his backing dancers from other unmarked graves, proceed to kick off his world tour in spectacular fashion.

[Negative Creep]

It would be a bit hard for him to vanish and blend into the surroundings after all.............

[skylinecrazy]

Jgtv said:

The worlds greatest show man, with the world media at his funeral He will rise up out of the ground like the thriller video along with his backing dancers from other unmarked graves, proceed to kick off his world tour in spectacular fashion.

That would be utterly fantastic.

[Stealth-wagon]

grumbledoak said:

Very hard to fake your death in this manner. He'll not survive the autospy, for one thing.

Elvis managed it, so did Robert Maxwell, Lord Lucan, Howard Hughes ... etc !

[Alex]

skylinecrazy said:

Jgtv said:

The worlds greatest show man, with the world media at his funeral He will rise up out of the ground like the thriller video along with his backing dancers from other unmarked graves, proceed to kick off his world tour in spectacular fashion.

That would be utterly fantastic.

It would. Please let it be true.

[gbbird]

As soon as i heard the sad news i too began to think conspiracy. He was a very mysterious and secretive individual, with the ways and means to stage things if he required. I am sure in all reality he has passed away, but there will always be a nagging doubt with me

[Mexico.]

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[Mexico.]

Cara Van Man said:

My theory is he died of a heart attack.

I think you could be correct


Cheers

The Moose

[Mrs Trackside]

skylinecrazy said:

Jgtv said:

The worlds greatest show man, with the world media at his funeral He will rise up out of the ground like the thriller video along with his backing dancers from other unmarked graves, proceed to kick off his world tour in spectacular fashion.

That would be utterly fantastic.

Absolutely!

I have to admit I thought he might have faked his own death, but then I thought where could he go without being recognised - there's not much left of his face to reconstruct and change.

Your theory would certainly make more sense.

[Lastinclass]

The conspiracy theories came to mind as soon as I heard the news. He has done no rehearsing for any of his upcoming shows, without doubt we will find that his debts are far bigger than anyone imagines. He didn't know how many shows he was signing up for....... suicide for sure.

[The Wookie]

grumbledoak said:

Very hard to fake your death in this manner. He'll not survive the autospy, for one thing.

Find a hobo with similar bone structure, offer him some cash to be Jacko's lookalike, give him the full plastic surgery works and then slip something into his Jesus Juice one evening.

Granted it's far fetched, but then so was most of his life

[Mexico.]

Just seen him in my local fish&chip shop he looks ok just a bit rusty looking!



Shamon

Cheers


The moose

[tonyvid]

Lastinclass said:

The conspiracy theories came to mind as soon as I heard the news. He has done no rehearsing for any of his upcoming shows, without doubt we will find that his debts are far bigger than anyone imagines. He didn't know how many shows he was signing up for....... suicide for sure.

When I first heard about the new series of concerts I thought they will never happen. He was is 50 and a PeterPan so would will never want to face that age....

Jgtv said:

The worlds greatest show man, with the world media at his funeral He will rise up out of the ground like the thriller video along with his backing dancers from other unmarked graves, proceed to kick off his world tour in spectacular fashion.

That would be fecking fab!!!!

[Martial Arts Man]

The Times are reporting his death as a reaction to a strong painkilling injection.

[FoolOnTheHill]

Ironically gossip websites like Popbh have been recently speculating as to what excuse Jacko would use to get out of his latest tour.

[lawrence567]

Stealth-wagon said:

grumbledoak said:

Very hard to fake your death in this manner. He'll not survive the autospy, for one thing.

Elvis managed it, so did Robert Maxwell, Lord Lucan, Howard Hughes ... etc !

& Jesus