Women : How to stop Men posting about SWT's!

[SystemParanoia]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqzcF7zxZNE

by following these simple steps on how to be a perfect girlfriend, pistonheads can become free of SWT threads.. ( as entertaining as they are )


Men : Heres how to hold onto your lovely SW.. umm GF's

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAEKtgAr01I&NR=...

Edited by SystemParanoia on Friday 26th June 13:35

[Snake the Sniper]

Ah, if only life were that simple.....

[SystemParanoia]

lol.. isnt life only as complicated as we ourselves make it?

[isee]

Youtube blocked here.

Abbreviations without a single reference to the full phrase is up there with quoting picture posts and using all caps in my books, but I really want to know what SWT stands for now..

South West Trains?
Scottish Wildlife Trust?
Standard Widget Toolkit?

TELL ME!!!!

[Einion Yrth]

isee said:

Youtube blocked here.

Abbreviations without a single reference to the full phrase is up there with quoting picture posts and using all caps in my books, but I really want to know what SWT stands for now..

South West Trains?
Scottish Wildlife Trust?
Standard Widget Toolkit?

TELL ME!!!!

Snakes With Tits?

[SystemParanoia]

Einion Yrth said:

isee said:

Youtube blocked here.

Abbreviations without a single reference to the full phrase is up there with quoting picture posts and using all caps in my books, but I really want to know what SWT stands for now..

South West Trains?
Scottish Wildlife Trust?
Standard Widget Toolkit?

TELL ME!!!!

Snakes With Tits?

Ding Ding, we have a winner

[Snake the Sniper]

SystemParanoia said:

lol.. isn't life only as complicated as we ourselves make it?

Aye, 'tis true. Unfortunately.

[davido140]

SystemParanoia said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqzcF7zxZNE

by following these simple steps on how to be a perfect girlfriend, pistonheads can become free of SWT threads.. ( as entertaining as they are )


Men : Heres how to hold onto your lovely SW.. umm GF's

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAEKtgAr01I&NR=...

Edited by SystemParanoia on Friday 26th June 13:35

Good find, funny AND informative, will be showing that to the GF tonight.

[MorrisCRX]

davido140 said:

Good find, funny AND informative, will be showing that to the GF tonight.

Shortly followed by a trip to A&E?

[SystemParanoia]

lol that would be worth breaking out the popcorn for

[davido140]

MorrisCRX said:

davido140 said:

Good find, funny AND informative, will be showing that to the GF tonight.

Shortly followed by a trip to A&E?

Why would I beat her up after showing her an instructional video?

I was planning on just beating her if she doesnt follow the instructions...

[SystemParanoia]

[LittleRedHead]

"...and if you really don't fancy it, distract him with beer." << That is absolute genius because it does genuinely work!

[10 Pence Short]

If I dared call mine a snake with tits she'd probaby wrap herself around me and bite me with her fangs.

[rockinatmidnight]

10 Pence Short said:

If I dared call mine a snake with tits she'd probaby wrap herself around me and bite me with her fangs.

Sounds kinky