Witty comment needed

[theboyfold]

A 'friend' on Facebook has this as her status at the moment:

XXXX is wondering if the people in the BB house will be told about MJ or will they find out when they get out??

She is serious and has also been allowed to breed, which in my eyes is a bad thing.

So I'd like a 'witty' comment to put under her status!

Do your best PH!

[HD Adam]

How about "Twat"?

[Henry Hawthorne]

Get a life you braindead moron.


Not sure what to put for the comment...

[PD9]

Eleventy

Cheers,

The Moose

[BrabusMog]

theboyfold said:

A 'friend' on Facebook has this as her status at the moment:

XXXX is wondering if the people in the BB house will be told about MJ or will they find out when they get out??

She is serious and has also been allowed to breed, which in my eyes is a bad thing.

So I'd like a 'witty' comment to put under her status!

Do your best PH!

I think a witty comment would be wasted on an organ donor like this.

[PD9]

We'll need to see a picture of the cow first.

Cheers,

The Moose

[bonsai]

You have to suffer mongs like this as punishment for adding every person you tenuosly know so you can bask in the glow of contrived popularity.

[theboyfold]

bonsai said:

You have to suffer mongs like this as punishment for adding every person you tenuosly know so you can bask in the glow of contrived popularity.

I have deleted plenty of people like her, normally on the grounds of using TXT speak. I think she could be up for eviction (see what I've done there) in the next culling

[Davi]

surely the only course of action needed is to delete her as a friend and contact the phone company to get her numbers barred from calling you?

[mybrainhurts]

Does this house have a garden....?

If so, it would be a bit of a wheeze to prop up MJ on the grass in the middle of the night...

[theboyfold]

Davi said:

surely the only course of action needed is to delete her as a friend and contact the phone company to get her numbers barred from calling you?

But what would my parting gift be?

[Davi]

theboyfold said:

Davi said:

surely the only course of action needed is to delete her as a friend and contact the phone company to get her numbers barred from calling you?

But what would my parting gift be?

with any luck a bullet to her head? Quicker we get rid of this moronic trait being bred into our species the better.

Failing that a simple "sorry, I can't be friends with someone so mind blowingly fk witted." should give her the hint

[Neil_H]

No wit needed, just get straight to the point.

"Who gives a ing fk about some losers on TV, you window-licking cock-knocker?"

Edited by Neil_H on Friday 26th June 14:09

[MrsNemo]

Neil_H said:

No wit needed, just get straight to the point.

"Who gives a ing fk about some losers on TV, you window-licking cock-knocker?"

[DrTre]

"Just watching the live feed, they've been told about 5 mins ago and 7 of them have left the house"

[stifler]

DrTre said:

"Just watching the live feed, they've been told about 5 mins ago and 7 of them have left the house"

Will they be offered counselling?

[DrTre]

stifler said:

DrTre said:

"Just watching the live feed, they've been told about 5 mins ago and 7 of them have left the house"

Will they be offered counselling?

Ooo yeah, good one. Maybe chuck in something about a razor blade and bathroom.

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

what about get a life you sad twunt, or go drown with all the other lemmings who watch reality tv...
The Hills
Cack Factor
Nobody's Got Talent
I am a z list celebrity get me out of here

the list is endless

[theboyfold]

stifler said:

Will they be offered counselling?

We have a winner. Well a kind of winner as I expanded on it a little bit!

[Targarama]

"he's not really dead, its all fake to get out of the concerts he's arranged"