Booze vs the worst timing ever

[Emsman]

Jesus.
Help me.

Moving house today, got the van loaded last night, friends have all been superb- doing it ourselves, not paying someone.
'shall we go and have a pint?' yes dear, I'm not one to refuse.
I have been up sunce 4.30am and havent eaten.
It's 6 pm, we need to empty, clean, polish etc
Suddenly, it's 1am
I have no idea how. I can vaguely remember her saying let's have 1 more, nothing else.

Normally, this wouldn't pose too much of a worry- I don't struggle with hangovers. Don't know why, I just never have.

So, why is it that this morning- the one day I really don't need one- do I feel like lightly warmed st?
My head hurts, my arse is like turning on a brown tap, and my guts feel like they have been kicked in by a horse.

Can someone explain this amazingly poor timing? Does it have a scientific name?
Does anyone gave any pro plus? ( or at least sausage,egg & bacon)
Can anyone tell me how I got the plasma off the wall last night
And why it's broken?

[Scotfox]

Emsman said:

Can anyone tell me how I got the plasma off the wall last night
And why it's broken?

Are there any crowbar marks on the wall ?

Edited by Scotfox on Saturday 27th June 08:00

[nelly1]

Emsman said:

...So, why is it that this morning- the one day I really don't need one- do I feel like lightly warmed st?
My head hurts, my arse is like turning on a brown tap, and my guts feel like they have been kicked in by a horse.

Can someone explain this amazingly poor timing? Does it have a scientific name?
Does anyone gave any pro plus? ( or at least sausage,egg & bacon)
Can anyone tell me how I got the plasma off the wall last night
And why it's broken?

Dodgy pint.

Yes, that's it.

Must be.

[M400 NBL]

So your missus invited you out on the piss the night before moving

Clearly she doesn't want to move. And even more obvious... she does like the plasma.

[Jasandjules]

Ooops.

Still, you'll have a really nice day lugging all the stuff into your new house..........

[mickk]

My tip.........Get off the internet and get on with it.

[pincher]

nelly1 said:

Emsman said:

...So, why is it that this morning- the one day I really don't need one- do I feel like lightly warmed st?
My head hurts, my arse is like turning on a brown tap, and my guts feel like they have been kicked in by a horse.

Can someone explain this amazingly poor timing? Does it have a scientific name?
Does anyone gave any pro plus? ( or at least sausage,egg & bacon)
Can anyone tell me how I got the plasma off the wall last night
And why it's broken?

Dodgy pint.

Yes, that's it.

Must be.

I'd say it was probably a dirty glass.

[sublimatica]

Driving the van this morning?

(Not judging - just checking.)

[jp1982]

That is whats known as the law of the sod.

Maybe a lunchtime pint will solve your hangover?

[mcdjl]

Edited:

Emsman said:

I have been up sunce 4.30am and havent eaten.
It's 6 pm, 'shall we go and have a pint?' yes dear, I'm not one to refuse.
Suddenly, it's 1am
I have no idea how. I can vaguely remember her saying let's have 1 more, nothing else.

This should explain the hangover. Alongside the fact I'd bet you had more than a pint...you only ever say one more at least an hour after you really know you should have gone home.

[tmk2]

nelly1 said:

Dodgy pint.

Yes, that's it.

Must be.

think there is a bad batch going around I may of had one of those last night too!

[Papa_Hotel]

nelly1 said:

Emsman said:

...So, why is it that this morning- the one day I really don't need one- do I feel like lightly warmed st?
My head hurts, my arse is like turning on a brown tap, and my guts feel like they have been kicked in by a horse.

Can someone explain this amazingly poor timing? Does it have a scientific name?
Does anyone gave any pro plus? ( or at least sausage,egg & bacon)
Can anyone tell me how I got the plasma off the wall last night
And why it's broken?

Dodgy pint.

Yes, that's it.

Must be.

No, sounds more like a kebab. Definitely the kebab you don't remember.

[nelly1]

Notice OP's not been back on today...

It must have been a REALLY bad pint!