What the hell have i done to them!?

[Mc lovin]

Sat in the garden on saturday, just chilled out, enjoying the sun with a beer, when some angry little bd bee flies over the fence and straight into my hair, que me trying to not go too nuts and brush it out, finally i get it out, it flies straight out and back in again, this time i'm thinking i'm definatly going to get stung on the head.

Anyway a second time i get it out, it flies straight out into my lady friends hair, she brushes it out fairly quickly, then it flies straight up my shorts! luckily i had board shorts on so i lifted the leg up and it flew out, only for me to realise a few seconds later it'd stung me.

Now once is a one off, and its caused my knee cap on my right leg to swell up to roughly twice the normal size, making me look like John Merricks cousin.

Twice however, coincidence? As yesterday another little bd came humming over the fence straight into my hair, for me to brush it out, then it fly in again!!! i manage to escape being stung by running into the house and slamming the door, where the aggro little fecker was hitting the window desperate to attack me.

Its the second time this year i have been stung.... what am i doing wrong?

[Blib]

Do you wear flowers in your hair?

[Not that one]

It's the hair mate.

[Road Pest]

What do you wash your hair with? Just interested so that I can avoid using it.

[Mc lovin]

I dont wear flowers in my hair and there is nothing wrong with my hair

Shampoo! i dont know what it is, tea tree stuff, as long as it does the job i'm not really bothered what it is!

Edited by Mc lovin on Monday 29th June 09:44

[Dupont666]

hmmm.... you use anything that smells flowery or girly?

[Carfiend]

They take offense to your hair.

[Justayellowbadge]

Unlikely, I know, but is it possible the bees near you have both the ability to read and internet access?

[Mc lovin]

Dupont666 said:

hmmm.... you use anything that smells flowery or girly?

I have been Wearing Dior- Higher energy, however i think that was yesterday on saturday i was definatly wearing Izzy Miyake, so i don't think that has anything to do with it.

Its definatly only me though as no one else was attacked

[10 Pence Short]

Justayellowbadge said:

Unlikely, I know, but is it possible the bees near you have both the ability to read and internet access?

Or just listen, I would imagine.

Attack attack attack!

[Invisible man]

Justayellowbadge said:

Unlikely, I know, but is it possible the bees near you have both the ability to read and internet access?

Good thinking, maybe he posted something defamatory about Bees

[Blib]

I GOT IT !!!!!!

OP, does your hair look anything like this.....?

[Mc lovin]

Blib said:

I GOT IT !!!!!!

OP, does your hair look anything like this.....?

Ahh st, do you think this is the problem? or is it the honey i put in my hair?

[Eric Mc]

My head is the equivalent to an aircraft carrier to a bee - Invincible Class.

[Los Palmas 7]

Blib said:

Do you wear flowers in your hair?

Only if he's going to San Fransisco.

[toasty]

Mc lovin said:

Dupont666 said:

hmmm.... you use anything that smells flowery or girly?

I have been Wearing Dior- Higher energy, however i think that was yesterday on saturday i was definatly wearing Izzy Miyake, so i don't think that has anything to do with it.

Its definatly only me though as no one else was attacked

Oi McLovin! Read and learn. http://www.d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y.com/

[Neil_H]

Hair gel, they like the smell.

[Carfiend]

Human slaves in an Insect Nation AAAHHHHAHAHHA HHHA AHAHAHAHAAHHHH

[Zod]

Excellent, so the first victim of the Spelling Police's bee division has come forward.

This will keep happening until you spell correctly.

[HRG.]

Justayellowbadge said:

Unlikely, I know, but is it possible the bees near you have both the ability to read and internet access?

My neighbours probably wonder why I'm in the garden LOLing