Flirty Receptionist...
Flirty Receptionist...
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robm3

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4,930 posts

249 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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Hmmmm we have a french site with a lovely receptionist. Everytime I vist she manages to make me stammer or blush in some way!

Example, today I arrive, she's looking lovely as usual, the conversation went like this..

ME: "how are you Karen?"

Her: "Oh, not good, I have a bad headache"

ME: "Ah, that's no good, are you taking anything?"

Her: "Well the doctor gave me some pills but what I really need is a good love making session, then the blood will rush from my head to other parts hehe"

ME: "........"

This is the general tone of comments everytime I step through the door!

Don't get me wrong, not complaining. In fact it's rather nice on reflection, just makes me lost for words is all.

OF course if I was some of the other PH lothario's I'd have 'had her' in the stationary room and be smoking a Gitane right now. But I'm not, so I'll post it here instead.

Will try and get a picture today (as yes, this thread is useless without piccies) but it's a little hard as my stupid camera phone makes a silly camera click so stealth is out of the window.






Allanv

3,540 posts

208 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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Put the phone in silent mode that should stop the click.

Now go get the pics my good man.

Jasandjules

71,901 posts

251 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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If she suggests that again, perhaps offer to assist? You know, in a joking way, "well, I'm always happy to help a lady if she asks".... Assuming you are not married....

Puggit

49,430 posts

270 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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Frankly it sounds like she'd be happy to have her photo taken. I'd suggest trying this one straight-on!

sday12

5,066 posts

233 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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Is that it?
I was on the vinegar strokes!
JUST MAKE IT UP!!!!!!

Dupont666

22,488 posts

214 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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Pictures now.... or LEAVE!!!

Also you is the biggest pussy every for not giving that a go... its a blatant come on... tho the french are like that and a bit more open than we tend to expect.

Also whilst Im at it... was most disappointed as I thought it said filthy not flirty in the title frown

Edited by Dupont666 on Tuesday 30th June 08:55

PhantomHumper

2,202 posts

212 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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sday12 said:
Is that it?
I was on the vinegar strokes!
JUST MAKE IT UP!!!!!!
rofl

Neil_H

15,407 posts

273 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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Dupont666 said:
Also you is the biggest pussy every for not giving that a go... its a blatant come on... tho the french are like that and a bit more open than we tend to expect.
nono IME French girls are actually quite reserved.

Goochie

5,757 posts

241 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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robm3 - we need to get this part out of the way early on........ are yyou a single chap? If so, why have you not asked her out yet??

KingRichard

10,146 posts

254 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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Neil_H said:
Dupont666 said:
Also you is the biggest pussy every for not giving that a go... its a blatant come on... tho the french are like that and a bit more open than we tend to expect.
nono IME French girls are actually quite reserved.
Good god no... They are fking machines!

mechsympathy

57,064 posts

277 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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She's laughing at you*.

robm3 said:
Will try and get a picture today (as yes, this thread is useless without piccies) but it's a little hard as my stupid camera phone makes a silly camera click so stealth is out of the window.
If you do this she will laugh at you and call your boss.

HTH


*You don't stand a chance.

Dupont666

22,488 posts

214 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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Neil_H said:
Dupont666 said:
Also you is the biggest pussy every for not giving that a go... its a blatant come on... tho the french are like that and a bit more open than we tend to expect.
nono IME French girls are actually quite reserved.
Yeah right.... my Ex was french and if she was anything to go by then they are dirty as hell....

Inhibitions.... what are they?

Jgtv

2,130 posts

219 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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First things first.
You both single?
Is she fkable?

those are the important questions to answer.

B17NNS

18,506 posts

269 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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Dupont666 said:
Yeah right.... my Ex was french and if she was anything to go by then they are dirty as hell....

Washing.... what is that?
wink

grumbledoak

32,345 posts

255 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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Neil_H said:
nono IME French girls are actually quite reserved.
Either you are ugly as hell, or you've been meeting the wrong French girls, mon ami. hehe

Ahhh Moneypenny

4,100 posts

244 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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shag her get it out of her system

cptsideways

13,817 posts

274 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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Neil_H said:
Dupont666 said:
Also you is the biggest pussy every for not giving that a go... its a blatant come on... tho the french are like that and a bit more open than we tend to expect.
nono IME French girls are actually quite reserved.
NO WAY

Like rampant rabits on Viagra, they've usually got you before your clothes are off.


So whats this company called? I need to talk to a rampant French bird - NOW

WorAl

10,877 posts

210 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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you haven't even reamed her yet? get a move on man.
we need pics, as above, i'd aproach this subject straight on if she talks to you about that sort of stuff.

Dupont666

22,488 posts

214 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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On a side note why is it that french girls have no inhibitions?

mechsympathy

57,064 posts

277 months

Tuesday 30th June 2009
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Thinking about it, you haven't tried it on with her (unlike everyone else in the office) so she thinks you're gay and is having a sisterly laugh. She'll be discussing her period nextyes

And well done for giving Haymarket more ammunition to get rid of the Lounge.
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