Indestructible Flies
Indestructible Flies
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Viper_Larry

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4,363 posts

278 months

Thursday 2nd July 2009
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Bought one of those 10,000v fly zappers to get the little suckers. Swatted one today.... *ZAP*... nice spark, slight stench of burning fly and it dropped to the ground. Great I thought, off to get the handheld hoover to suck it up, get back 10s later, it's spinning round on it's back, right's itself, has a little shake and then flys off!!!

Tried with another against the window, this time it sticks to the wires, so I zap it 3 or 4 times, each time it winces and even emits a small puff of smoke, along with me saying quietly to myself "fry you bd". Shake it off and what happens, exactly the same as above!

Christ, what does it take to kill these little sts?

And don't get me started on the Thunder flies mad

10 Pence Short

32,880 posts

239 months

Thursday 2nd July 2009
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Probably something in EU law about the damned machines not being able to actually kill anything.

KingRichard

10,146 posts

254 months

Thursday 2nd July 2009
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Everyone has been going on about Thunderbugs at work. I've never heard of them before! What are they?

GTIR

24,741 posts

288 months

Thursday 2nd July 2009
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KingRichard said:
Everyone has been going on about Thunderbugs at work. I've never heard of them before! What are they?
There the bug that make you late for your pickup, very common down you neck of the woods. biggrin

Whitefly Swatter

1,129 posts

221 months

Thursday 2nd July 2009
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GTIR said:
KingRichard said:
Everyone has been going on about Thunderbugs at work. I've never heard of them before! What are they?
There the bug that make you late for your pickup, very common down you neck of the woods. biggrin
They are small hemimetabolic insects with a distinctive cigar-shaped bauplan: elongate with transversely constricted bodies. They range in size from 0.5 to 14 millimetres (0.020 to 0.55 in) in length for the larger predatory thrips

Cheers

Wikipedia

Mr Whippy

32,157 posts

263 months

Thursday 2nd July 2009
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Our cat seems to have become very adept at catching them and eating them.

Not sure how it does it, but usually gets them within the first or second swipe.

Those zapping things are pointless (hand held?), you need one with more juice, or squash em when you knock them down.
Fly papers?
Old fashioned squisher swiper thingy?

Dave

glazbagun

15,092 posts

219 months

Thursday 2nd July 2009
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Nothing a good box lid can't handle. Though my proudest moment was when I caught a bluebottle (admittedly whilke it was on the table rubbing it's paws together) RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES with the blade of my knife. I couldn't believe it. It just hung their, amazed and doubtless in awe of my ninja abilities, waving it's feet about thinking "how did he do that!?". Not managed a repeat, though.

james_tigerwoods

16,344 posts

219 months

Thursday 2nd July 2009
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KingRichard said:
Everyone has been going on about Thunderbugs at work. I've never heard of them before! What are they?
Like Thundercats. Just smaller.

WorAl

10,877 posts

210 months

Thursday 2nd July 2009
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KingRichard said:
Everyone has been going on about Thunderbugs at work. I've never heard of them before! What are they?

Elskeggso

3,100 posts

209 months

Thursday 2nd July 2009
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I slayed my first fly with an elastic band the other day! Oh my lord how satisfying. The perfect 'splat' is still stained on my office window.

KingRichard

10,146 posts

254 months

Friday 3rd July 2009
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Elskeggso said:
I slayed my first fly with an elastic band the other day! Oh my lord how satisfying. The perfect 'splat' is still stained on my office window.
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dickymint

28,315 posts

280 months

Friday 3rd July 2009
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Currently using the "Bat-Zapper" with fair success. But this is my weapon of choice......


Dupont666

22,490 posts

214 months

Friday 3rd July 2009
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get one of these.....

http://www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/137571/Airz...

shoot them out of the air

CO2000

3,177 posts

231 months

Saturday 4th July 2009
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"Thunder flies" sounds like something Dwayne Dibley would say biggrin

elster

17,517 posts

232 months

Saturday 4th July 2009
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Whitefly Swatter said:
GTIR said:
KingRichard said:
Everyone has been going on about Thunderbugs at work. I've never heard of them before! What are they?
There the bug that make you late for your pickup, very common down you neck of the woods. biggrin
They are small hemimetabolic insects with a distinctive cigar-shaped bauplan: elongate with transversely constricted bodies. They range in size from 0.5 to 14 millimetres (0.020 to 0.55 in) in length for the larger predatory thrips

Cheers

Wikipedia
They are the things that get inside your laptop screen and crawl about thinking your cursor is all over the place.

Evil damn things.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

277 months

Saturday 4th July 2009
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Mr Whippy said:
Those zapping things are pointless (hand held?),
Mine works...

Sizzles them into a charred ball, no escape from that...

Looks like a small tennis bat...

davido140

9,614 posts

248 months

Saturday 4th July 2009
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Dupont666 said:
get one of these.....

http://www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/137571/Airz...

shoot them out of the air
no,

Get one of these



smile

Loque

458 posts

201 months

Saturday 4th July 2009
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Napalm. Lots of it.

Number 5

2,761 posts

217 months

Saturday 4th July 2009
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glazbagun said:
Nothing a good box lid can't handle. Though my proudest moment was when I caught a bluebottle (admittedly whilke it was on the table rubbing it's paws together) RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES with the blade of my knife. I couldn't believe it. It just hung their, amazed and doubtless in awe of my ninja abilities, waving it's feet about thinking "how did he do that!?". Not managed a repeat, though.
I also had a ground breaking moment the other night, the wife and I were in bed and there was a bluebottle noisey bd buzzing around the bedroom, so I switched the lamp on and little bd headed towards the light as he made his aproach I went for him and caught him in my hand, a true ninja moment! The fly weren't expecting that!

Number 5, quicker than a fly, oh yes!
bowtie


mat13

1,977 posts

203 months

Saturday 4th July 2009
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managed to hit one with a pen thrown more out of frustration than anything else, was really satisfying lol.