An amazing insight - I'm gonna get so much ridicule for this
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Went to the goodwood festival of speed on friday with 2 mates. Neither of them had been before, and one of them was very keen to take lots of pictures of all the cars.
Yesterday he brings over the cd with all the pictures on and says I can keep the cd as he backed up all the pics on his pc's hard drive. Having looked at the cd, there is no bloody way I'm keeping it as although all the pics on there are from the goodwood day itself, only about 2/3 of the 150 odd pics are actually of cars.
The remaining 1/3 are disappointingly not of "pit lane totty" or the sky, or his finger across the lens. I forgot, he's gay, been single for a while and is something of a predator (for instance he knows all the gays at the local college even though he's 27). So as a result, until I deleted them anyway, I had 30 odd pics on my pc of random men, some with their shirts off etc. Most of the pics were taken from behind incidentally.
My point is this: From these pictures I can see the sort of thing that my mate likes. Frankly, we should be offering councelling to these individuals. Not only are they gay, but they haven't got any taste in what they fancy either. None of the pics he took were of male model types like I suspected he'd chase after, but badly dressed, popped collar wearing ugly people.
I suppose in theory maybe there's a kind of league system and he just chases after what he reckons he can pull, but at the moment I'm very tempted to set him up with a couple of female slappers and see if they can convert him back again.
Anyway, anyone else ever had an insight like that? Just thought I'd share it with someone!
Yesterday he brings over the cd with all the pictures on and says I can keep the cd as he backed up all the pics on his pc's hard drive. Having looked at the cd, there is no bloody way I'm keeping it as although all the pics on there are from the goodwood day itself, only about 2/3 of the 150 odd pics are actually of cars.
The remaining 1/3 are disappointingly not of "pit lane totty" or the sky, or his finger across the lens. I forgot, he's gay, been single for a while and is something of a predator (for instance he knows all the gays at the local college even though he's 27). So as a result, until I deleted them anyway, I had 30 odd pics on my pc of random men, some with their shirts off etc. Most of the pics were taken from behind incidentally.
My point is this: From these pictures I can see the sort of thing that my mate likes. Frankly, we should be offering councelling to these individuals. Not only are they gay, but they haven't got any taste in what they fancy either. None of the pics he took were of male model types like I suspected he'd chase after, but badly dressed, popped collar wearing ugly people.
I suppose in theory maybe there's a kind of league system and he just chases after what he reckons he can pull, but at the moment I'm very tempted to set him up with a couple of female slappers and see if they can convert him back again.
Anyway, anyone else ever had an insight like that? Just thought I'd share it with someone!
HairsprayEwan S said:
Went to the goodwood festival of speed on friday with 2 mates. Neither of them had been before, and one of them was very keen to take lots of pictures of all the cars.
Yesterday he brings over the cd with all the pictures on and says I can keep the cd as he backed up all the pics on his pc's hard drive. Having looked at the cd, there is no bloody way I'm keeping it as although all the pics on there are from the goodwood day itself, only about 2/3 of the 150 odd pics are actually of cars.
The remaining 1/3 are disappointingly not of "pit lane totty" or the sky, or his finger across the lens. I forgot, he's gay, been single for a while and is something of a predator (for instance he knows all the gays at the local college even though he's 27). So as a result, until I deleted them anyway, I had 30 odd pics on my pc of random men, some with their shirts off etc. Most of the pics were taken from behind incidentally.
My point is this: From these pictures I can see the sort of thing that my mate likes. Frankly, we should be offering councelling to these individuals. Not only are they gay, but they haven't got any taste in what they fancy either. None of the pics he took were of male model types like I suspected he'd chase after, but badly dressed, popped collar wearing ugly people.
I suppose in theory maybe there's a kind of league system and he just chases after what he reckons he can pull, but at the moment I'm very tempted to set him up with a couple of female slappers and see if they can convert him back again.
Anyway, anyone else ever had an insight like that? Just thought I'd share it with someone!
I was under the impression that most of them are genuinely squeamish/disgusted by female "bits". So pushy/forward slappers would probably only make him more gay.Yesterday he brings over the cd with all the pictures on and says I can keep the cd as he backed up all the pics on his pc's hard drive. Having looked at the cd, there is no bloody way I'm keeping it as although all the pics on there are from the goodwood day itself, only about 2/3 of the 150 odd pics are actually of cars.
The remaining 1/3 are disappointingly not of "pit lane totty" or the sky, or his finger across the lens. I forgot, he's gay, been single for a while and is something of a predator (for instance he knows all the gays at the local college even though he's 27). So as a result, until I deleted them anyway, I had 30 odd pics on my pc of random men, some with their shirts off etc. Most of the pics were taken from behind incidentally.
My point is this: From these pictures I can see the sort of thing that my mate likes. Frankly, we should be offering councelling to these individuals. Not only are they gay, but they haven't got any taste in what they fancy either. None of the pics he took were of male model types like I suspected he'd chase after, but badly dressed, popped collar wearing ugly people.
I suppose in theory maybe there's a kind of league system and he just chases after what he reckons he can pull, but at the moment I'm very tempted to set him up with a couple of female slappers and see if they can convert him back again.
Anyway, anyone else ever had an insight like that? Just thought I'd share it with someone!
isee said:
Ewan S said:
Went to the goodwood festival of speed on friday with 2 mates. Neither of them had been before, and one of them was very keen to take lots of pictures of all the cars.
Yesterday he brings over the cd with all the pictures on and says I can keep the cd as he backed up all the pics on his pc's hard drive. Having looked at the cd, there is no bloody way I'm keeping it as although all the pics on there are from the goodwood day itself, only about 2/3 of the 150 odd pics are actually of cars.
The remaining 1/3 are disappointingly not of "pit lane totty" or the sky, or his finger across the lens. I forgot, he's gay, been single for a while and is something of a predator (for instance he knows all the gays at the local college even though he's 27). So as a result, until I deleted them anyway, I had 30 odd pics on my pc of random men, some with their shirts off etc. Most of the pics were taken from behind incidentally.
My point is this: From these pictures I can see the sort of thing that my mate likes. Frankly, we should be offering councelling to these individuals. Not only are they gay, but they haven't got any taste in what they fancy either. None of the pics he took were of male model types like I suspected he'd chase after, but badly dressed, popped collar wearing ugly people.
I suppose in theory maybe there's a kind of league system and he just chases after what he reckons he can pull, but at the moment I'm very tempted to set him up with a couple of female slappers and see if they can convert him back again.
Anyway, anyone else ever had an insight like that? Just thought I'd share it with someone!
I am genuinely squeamish/disgusted by female "bits". So pushy/forward slappers would probably only make me more gay.Yesterday he brings over the cd with all the pictures on and says I can keep the cd as he backed up all the pics on his pc's hard drive. Having looked at the cd, there is no bloody way I'm keeping it as although all the pics on there are from the goodwood day itself, only about 2/3 of the 150 odd pics are actually of cars.
The remaining 1/3 are disappointingly not of "pit lane totty" or the sky, or his finger across the lens. I forgot, he's gay, been single for a while and is something of a predator (for instance he knows all the gays at the local college even though he's 27). So as a result, until I deleted them anyway, I had 30 odd pics on my pc of random men, some with their shirts off etc. Most of the pics were taken from behind incidentally.
My point is this: From these pictures I can see the sort of thing that my mate likes. Frankly, we should be offering councelling to these individuals. Not only are they gay, but they haven't got any taste in what they fancy either. None of the pics he took were of male model types like I suspected he'd chase after, but badly dressed, popped collar wearing ugly people.
I suppose in theory maybe there's a kind of league system and he just chases after what he reckons he can pull, but at the moment I'm very tempted to set him up with a couple of female slappers and see if they can convert him back again.
Anyway, anyone else ever had an insight like that? Just thought I'd share it with someone!
Ewan S said:
Went to the goodwood festival of speed on friday with 2 mates. Neither of them had been before, and one of them was very keen to take lots of pictures of all the cars.
Yesterday he brings over the cd with all the pictures on and says I can keep the cd as he backed up all the pics on his pc's hard drive. Having looked at the cd, there is no bloody way I'm keeping it as although all the pics on there are from the goodwood day itself, only about 2/3 of the 150 odd pics are actually of cars.
The remaining 1/3 are disappointingly not of "pit lane totty" or the sky, or his finger across the lens. I forgot, he's gay, been single for a while and is something of a predator (for instance he knows all the gays at the local college even though he's 27). So as a result, until I deleted them anyway, I had 30 odd pics on my pc of random men, some with their shirts off etc. Most of the pics were taken from behind incidentally.
My point is this: From these pictures I can see the sort of thing that my mate likes. Frankly, we should be offering councelling to these individuals. Not only are they gay, but they haven't got any taste in what they fancy either. None of the pics he took were of male model types like I suspected he'd chase after, but badly dressed, popped collar wearing ugly people.
I suppose in theory maybe there's a kind of league system and he just chases after what he reckons he can pull, but at the moment I'm very tempted to set him up with a couple of female slappers and see if they can convert him back again.
Anyway, anyone else ever had an insight like that? Just thought I'd share it with someone!
but look at it this way...Yesterday he brings over the cd with all the pictures on and says I can keep the cd as he backed up all the pics on his pc's hard drive. Having looked at the cd, there is no bloody way I'm keeping it as although all the pics on there are from the goodwood day itself, only about 2/3 of the 150 odd pics are actually of cars.
The remaining 1/3 are disappointingly not of "pit lane totty" or the sky, or his finger across the lens. I forgot, he's gay, been single for a while and is something of a predator (for instance he knows all the gays at the local college even though he's 27). So as a result, until I deleted them anyway, I had 30 odd pics on my pc of random men, some with their shirts off etc. Most of the pics were taken from behind incidentally.
My point is this: From these pictures I can see the sort of thing that my mate likes. Frankly, we should be offering councelling to these individuals. Not only are they gay, but they haven't got any taste in what they fancy either. None of the pics he took were of male model types like I suspected he'd chase after, but badly dressed, popped collar wearing ugly people.
I suppose in theory maybe there's a kind of league system and he just chases after what he reckons he can pull, but at the moment I'm very tempted to set him up with a couple of female slappers and see if they can convert him back again.
Anyway, anyone else ever had an insight like that? Just thought I'd share it with someone!
Somewhere out there there is a fit and lovely young lass who has seen a photo of you from taken by one of her mates and she is probably thinking to herself, if you were the last man on earth whe would rather mate with a crocohippobushpig than play hide the pork and beans with you..
Jealousy amongst friends is not a good thing. You mate doesn't fancy you - get over it.
paoloh said:
isee said:
Ewan S said:
Went to the goodwood festival of speed on friday with 2 mates. Neither of them had been before, and one of them was very keen to take lots of pictures of all the cars.
Yesterday he brings over the cd with all the pictures on and says I can keep the cd as he backed up all the pics on his pc's hard drive. Having looked at the cd, there is no bloody way I'm keeping it as although all the pics on there are from the goodwood day itself, only about 2/3 of the 150 odd pics are actually of cars.
The remaining 1/3 are disappointingly not of "pit lane totty" or the sky, or his finger across the lens. I forgot, he's gay, been single for a while and is something of a predator (for instance he knows all the gays at the local college even though he's 27). So as a result, until I deleted them anyway, I had 30 odd pics on my pc of random men, some with their shirts off etc. Most of the pics were taken from behind incidentally.
My point is this: From these pictures I can see the sort of thing that my mate likes. Frankly, we should be offering councelling to these individuals. Not only are they gay, but they haven't got any taste in what they fancy either. None of the pics he took were of male model types like I suspected he'd chase after, but badly dressed, popped collar wearing ugly people.
I suppose in theory maybe there's a kind of league system and he just chases after what he reckons he can pull, but at the moment I'm very tempted to set him up with a couple of female slappers and see if they can convert him back again.
Anyway, anyone else ever had an insight like that? Just thought I'd share it with someone!
I am genuinely squeamish/disgusted by female "bits". So pushy/forward slappers would probably only make me more gay.Yesterday he brings over the cd with all the pictures on and says I can keep the cd as he backed up all the pics on his pc's hard drive. Having looked at the cd, there is no bloody way I'm keeping it as although all the pics on there are from the goodwood day itself, only about 2/3 of the 150 odd pics are actually of cars.
The remaining 1/3 are disappointingly not of "pit lane totty" or the sky, or his finger across the lens. I forgot, he's gay, been single for a while and is something of a predator (for instance he knows all the gays at the local college even though he's 27). So as a result, until I deleted them anyway, I had 30 odd pics on my pc of random men, some with their shirts off etc. Most of the pics were taken from behind incidentally.
My point is this: From these pictures I can see the sort of thing that my mate likes. Frankly, we should be offering councelling to these individuals. Not only are they gay, but they haven't got any taste in what they fancy either. None of the pics he took were of male model types like I suspected he'd chase after, but badly dressed, popped collar wearing ugly people.
I suppose in theory maybe there's a kind of league system and he just chases after what he reckons he can pull, but at the moment I'm very tempted to set him up with a couple of female slappers and see if they can convert him back again.
Anyway, anyone else ever had an insight like that? Just thought I'd share it with someone!
isee said:
paoloh said:
isee said:
Ewan S said:
Went to the goodwood festival of speed on friday with 2 mates. Neither of them had been before, and one of them was very keen to take lots of pictures of all the cars.
Yesterday he brings over the cd with all the pictures on and says I can keep the cd as he backed up all the pics on his pc's hard drive. Having looked at the cd, there is no bloody way I'm keeping it as although all the pics on there are from the goodwood day itself, only about 2/3 of the 150 odd pics are actually of cars.
The remaining 1/3 are disappointingly not of "pit lane totty" or the sky, or his finger across the lens. I forgot, he's gay, been single for a while and is something of a predator (for instance he knows all the gays at the local college even though he's 27). So as a result, until I deleted them anyway, I had 30 odd pics on my pc of random men, some with their shirts off etc. Most of the pics were taken from behind incidentally.
My point is this: From these pictures I can see the sort of thing that my mate likes. Frankly, we should be offering councelling to these individuals. Not only are they gay, but they haven't got any taste in what they fancy either. None of the pics he took were of male model types like I suspected he'd chase after, but badly dressed, popped collar wearing ugly people.
I suppose in theory maybe there's a kind of league system and he just chases after what he reckons he can pull, but at the moment I'm very tempted to set him up with a couple of female slappers and see if they can convert him back again.
Anyway, anyone else ever had an insight like that? Just thought I'd share it with someone!
I am genuinely squeamish/disgusted by female "bits". So pushy/forward slappers would probably only make me more gay.Yesterday he brings over the cd with all the pictures on and says I can keep the cd as he backed up all the pics on his pc's hard drive. Having looked at the cd, there is no bloody way I'm keeping it as although all the pics on there are from the goodwood day itself, only about 2/3 of the 150 odd pics are actually of cars.
The remaining 1/3 are disappointingly not of "pit lane totty" or the sky, or his finger across the lens. I forgot, he's gay, been single for a while and is something of a predator (for instance he knows all the gays at the local college even though he's 27). So as a result, until I deleted them anyway, I had 30 odd pics on my pc of random men, some with their shirts off etc. Most of the pics were taken from behind incidentally.
My point is this: From these pictures I can see the sort of thing that my mate likes. Frankly, we should be offering councelling to these individuals. Not only are they gay, but they haven't got any taste in what they fancy either. None of the pics he took were of male model types like I suspected he'd chase after, but badly dressed, popped collar wearing ugly people.
I suppose in theory maybe there's a kind of league system and he just chases after what he reckons he can pull, but at the moment I'm very tempted to set him up with a couple of female slappers and see if they can convert him back again.
Anyway, anyone else ever had an insight like that? Just thought I'd share it with someone!
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ShadownINja said:
drivin_me_nuts said:
You mate doesn't fancy you - get over it.
In other words, worst "my gay mate doesn't fancy me" thread ever.
No, I knew that already! Actually this is the 2nd time this has happened to me. First time, another gay friend at college told me "I fancy pretty much everyone I know, apart from you". I wasn't in the least offended tbh!
Although I now do remember discussing it with him and giving him names of blokes we both knew to find out his thoughts and put it to the test as it were. I remember being disgusted by what gay men found attractive then. It turns out that computer nerd types have a lot more to fear than just being a nerd from what he told me back then. Made me snigger every time I went past the IT room at lunchtime from then onwards...Oh yes one last thing. My gay friend did tell me and a few of our mates that he and a lot of his sexually disorientated buddies don't ever take it up the err... oxo. Apparently they're not all into that and do other things instead, which is fortunately when my imagination shut down completely and I ended up saying "so you play board games like chess and backgammon then?".
paoloh said:
isee said:
paoloh said:
isee said:
Ewan S said:
Went to the goodwood festival of speed on friday with 2 mates. Neither of them had been before, and one of them was very keen to take lots of pictures of all the cars.
Yesterday he brings over the cd with all the pictures on and says I can keep the cd as he backed up all the pics on his pc's hard drive. Having looked at the cd, there is no bloody way I'm keeping it as although all the pics on there are from the goodwood day itself, only about 2/3 of the 150 odd pics are actually of cars.
The remaining 1/3 are disappointingly not of "pit lane totty" or the sky, or his finger across the lens. I forgot, he's gay, been single for a while and is something of a predator (for instance he knows all the gays at the local college even though he's 27). So as a result, until I deleted them anyway, I had 30 odd pics on my pc of random men, some with their shirts off etc. Most of the pics were taken from behind incidentally.
My point is this: From these pictures I can see the sort of thing that my mate likes. Frankly, we should be offering councelling to these individuals. Not only are they gay, but they haven't got any taste in what they fancy either. None of the pics he took were of male model types like I suspected he'd chase after, but badly dressed, popped collar wearing ugly people.
I suppose in theory maybe there's a kind of league system and he just chases after what he reckons he can pull, but at the moment I'm very tempted to set him up with a couple of female slappers and see if they can convert him back again.
Anyway, anyone else ever had an insight like that? Just thought I'd share it with someone!
I am genuinely squeamish/disgusted by female "bits". So pushy/forward slappers would probably only make me more gay.Yesterday he brings over the cd with all the pictures on and says I can keep the cd as he backed up all the pics on his pc's hard drive. Having looked at the cd, there is no bloody way I'm keeping it as although all the pics on there are from the goodwood day itself, only about 2/3 of the 150 odd pics are actually of cars.
The remaining 1/3 are disappointingly not of "pit lane totty" or the sky, or his finger across the lens. I forgot, he's gay, been single for a while and is something of a predator (for instance he knows all the gays at the local college even though he's 27). So as a result, until I deleted them anyway, I had 30 odd pics on my pc of random men, some with their shirts off etc. Most of the pics were taken from behind incidentally.
My point is this: From these pictures I can see the sort of thing that my mate likes. Frankly, we should be offering councelling to these individuals. Not only are they gay, but they haven't got any taste in what they fancy either. None of the pics he took were of male model types like I suspected he'd chase after, but badly dressed, popped collar wearing ugly people.
I suppose in theory maybe there's a kind of league system and he just chases after what he reckons he can pull, but at the moment I'm very tempted to set him up with a couple of female slappers and see if they can convert him back again.
Anyway, anyone else ever had an insight like that? Just thought I'd share it with someone!
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