Beggars
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BigRichi

Original Poster:

230 posts

228 months

Wednesday 8th July 2009
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Had to tell somebody......and PH'ers are it.

Just to clarify i have nothing against beggar's, everybody has hardships and there's is worse than most but i was going to a local cash machine at lunch time.

As I was standing waiting on the machine to dispense a semi-drunk guy wanders up to the side of me.

knowing what was coming next, the usual "any chance of some spare change" i was flabergasted when he asks

"can you loan me £40 for a curer?"

my mate in the car just about pi$$ed himself



10 Pence Short

32,880 posts

240 months

Wednesday 8th July 2009
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Didn't stop you putting him in your boot and gang raping him round the back of Lidl, did it.

WildCards

4,061 posts

240 months

Wednesday 8th July 2009
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I think beggars are employed by the government, they're not really the down and out people the general public believe them to be, they're propaganda tools used by whatever expense claimers happen to be in power at the time to make sure those of us with a morale compass and an ounce of self respect keep working hard and paying vast amounts of tax.

Or, they're unlucky pople who for the most part have been dealt a st hand.

ypauly

15,137 posts

223 months

Wednesday 8th July 2009
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I have had my share of them begging me for money, but never ever has any begger begged me for a job or accomodation.


BigRichi

Original Poster:

230 posts

228 months

Wednesday 8th July 2009
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It Was surreal......not change.....not a pound.....not for soemthing to eat.....£40 so he can go get p***ed on a wednesday afternoon.

If anybody's spendin £40 of my haed earned it'll be me

crofty1984

16,829 posts

227 months

Wednesday 8th July 2009
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I've always joked that as I hate all this "oh can you give me 27p for the bus?" if someone actually said, "please give me some money to spend on heroin" I'd give it to them just for their honesty being a nice change. smile

As it happens, one did indeed once ask honestly (for booze as it happens) in London.

"Can I have some money mate, I promise I'll spend it on booze"
"OK, but you say it's going on beer, not soup or anything honourable like that?"
:shakes tin of stella:
"There you go mate, knock yourself out"

HowMuchLonger

3,026 posts

216 months

Wednesday 8th July 2009
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ypauly said:
I have had my share of them begging me for money, but never ever has any begger begged me for a job or accomodation.
I once invited two beggars/homeless people into my flat. They had a bath, watched a video, but did not want any food. They explained that they were alcholoics and would rather drink than eat.

Toni896

2,188 posts

249 months

Wednesday 8th July 2009
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HowMuchLonger said:
I once invited two beggars/homeless people into my flat. They had a bath, watched a video, but did not want any food. They explained that they were alcholoics and would rather drink than eat.
You are my ex English teacher and you tried botty sex didnt you .. !!

V8mate

45,899 posts

212 months

Wednesday 8th July 2009
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BigRichi said:
It Was surreal......not change.....not a pound.....not for soemthing to eat.....£40 so he can go get p***ed on a wednesday afternoon.

If anybody's spendin £40 of my haed earned it'll be me
I've got a pretty low tolerance for the more mobile 'in your face' beggars. Last summer, however, I was having a few post-work drinks outside a pub in Mayfair and some stinky bounds up.

"Any of you guys spare some cash; I could murder a couple of pints".

The honesty of the guy was so refreshing. Emptied my pocket into his hands; must have been the best part of a tenner.

Los Palmas 7

29,908 posts

253 months

Wednesday 8th July 2009
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V8mate said:
Emptied my pocket into his hands; must have been the best part of a tenner.
Worst "I carry a huge amount of money in my pockets" thread, ever.


You couldn't spare me a couple of quid, could you? Just for dog food, you understand.

cazzer

8,883 posts

271 months

Wednesday 8th July 2009
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Either that or he now has two heads in his fridge.

Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

218 months

Wednesday 8th July 2009
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I never give to beggars but every time I see the local Big Issue vendor I will pop into the local cafe or Greggs and buy him some food and a hot drink.

He's a very nice guy and always very polite and appreciative.

Mr.Jimbo

2,084 posts

206 months

Wednesday 8th July 2009
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10 Pence Short said:
Didn't stop you putting him in your boot and gang raping him round the back of Lidl, did it.
In which case £40 seems fair.

Timsta

2,779 posts

269 months

Wednesday 8th July 2009
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It certainly says something about the class of beggars we have. I'm visiting South Africa at the moment and today I had someone rang the doorbell and asked for food. Yep, not money, food.

As far as I'm concerned, if you're begging for money you don't need it.

Edited by Timsta on Wednesday 8th July 20:08

sday12

5,066 posts

234 months

Wednesday 8th July 2009
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BigRichi said:
i have nothing against beggar's
Beggar's what?

eldar

24,846 posts

219 months

Wednesday 8th July 2009
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sday12 said:
BigRichi said:
i have nothing against beggar's
Beggar's what?
belief....smile

ipwn

2,920 posts

214 months

Wednesday 8th July 2009
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Never give money to beggers, only encourages them to beg.

BoRED S2upid

20,957 posts

263 months

Wednesday 8th July 2009
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We used to have a begger come into the pub, hes either died of an overdose or is in Jail now. Sort of miss the smelly fecker.

GTIR

24,741 posts

289 months

Wednesday 8th July 2009
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10 Pence Short said:
Didn't stop you putting him in your boot and gang raping him round the back of Lidl, did it.
Its almost like your on the shrinks couch this PH thing for you.

Go on let it all out


laugh

10 Pence Short

32,880 posts

240 months

Wednesday 8th July 2009
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This is where I 'slum it'.

Now fetch me some more lighter fluid, I'm thirsty.