If I was Twelve Years Old again...

[dibbers006]

The initial message was deleted from this topic on 14 April 2025 at 15:22

[Murray993]

dibbers006 said:

Then all back to mine for cider

At 12?

[GingerWizard]

got to start young on that cider stuff..... surprised you negated to mention the showing of pubes and cheeky grope....

[Neil_H]

dibbers006 said:

Then all back to mine for cider

Careful now, I've heard drinking cider so young can cause eye problems in later life.

[Stickers]

GingerWizard said:

got to start young on that cider stuff..... ....

Yeah - the 12 year old kids had a great time up our local park at the weekend, is this mess something you'd like to see in your local park regular basis?

[mas99]

Neil_H said:

dibbers006 said:

Then all back to mine for cider

Careful now, I've heard drinking cider so young can cause eye problems in later life.

[Los Palmas 7]

dibbers006 said:

and a cheeky viewing of 'Reservoir Dogs' and listening to Cyprus Hill till late into the night.

You were twelve when Reservoir Dogs came out?

st, I was married when Reservoir Dogs came out.

[Poledriver]

Los Palmas 7 said:

dibbers006 said:

and a cheeky viewing of 'Reservoir Dogs' and listening to Cyprus Hill till late into the night.

You were twelve when Reservoir Dogs came out?

st, I was married when Reservoir Dogs came out.

I was divorced when Reservoir dogs came out!

[Mobile Chicane]

He's right about one thing: the playing in the woods without a care in the world.

Presumably before the discovery that paedophiles lurked behind every tree.

[Simpo Two]

Mobile Chicane said:

He's right about one thing: the playing in the woods without a care in the world.

Presumably before the discovery that paedophiles lurked behind every tree.

And that conkers can fall on children's heads thereby warranting a compensation claim from the local Council.

Of course, there was no swine flu or terrorism then either.

[Eric Mc]

Murray993 said:

dibbers006 said:

Then all back to mine for cider

At 12?

Not to mention an Over 18 Certificate film full of extreme violence.

No wonder society is gone to pot.

[WorAl]

Eric Mc said:

Murray993 said:

dibbers006 said:

Then all back to mine for cider

At 12?

Not to mention an Over 18 Certificate film full of extreme violence.

No wonder society is gone to pot.

yeah thats why there are loads of stheads about, coz they wer wochin vilent films innit.

[DIW35]

The problem now is that most '12 year olds' today are in their late teens. That's Nu Labour's education, education, education for you.

[Puggit]

GingerWizard said:

surprised you negated to mention the showing of pubes and cheeky grope....

Everyone seemed to focus on the cider and not the groping...

[A.Wang]

Puggit said:

GingerWizard said:

surprised you negated to mention the showing of pubes and cheeky grope....

Everyone seemed to focus on the cider and not the groping...

Groping is perfectly normal for 12 year olds...how far to go with that depends entirely on the taste and mood of the (overweight, single ...etc.) scoutmaster. Allegedly.

Edited by A.Wang on Monday 13th July 16:44