Come on, girl, say what you mean...

[DickyC]

Near Tesco in Newbury.

Don't know who Ben is but do you think he got the message?

[hardcorehobbit]

Reckon the guy works at Tesco?


Not what you want to see tbh, what a way to ruin your birthday.

[V8mate]

It's ok. On her birthday he'll put up a sign telling her that he's had the clap for the last five years.

[T89 Callan]

hardcorehobbit said:

Reckon the guy works at Tesco?


Not what you want to see tbh, what a way to ruin your birthday.

He's fat though so he doesn't have feelings. And if he's fat and works at Tesco then a divorce is the least of his worries.

[Munter]

Look all I said that morning was:
"Look love we're both a bit fat and as our stomachs stop us having sex can I shag your fit sister as a birthday present".

And for some reason she's gone off on one. Bloody women!

[jmg_590]

you wonder if she works at ASDA.

[kavanagh]

Fantastic.

T89 Callan said:

hardcorehobbit said:

Reckon the guy works at Tesco?


Not what you want to see tbh, what a way to ruin your birthday.

He's fat though so he doesn't have feelings. And if he's fat and works at Tesco then a divorce is the least of his worries.

[sleep envy]

hardcorehobbit said:

Reckon the guy works at Tesco?


Not what you want to see tbh, what a way to ruin your birthday.

somewhat missing the point by a country mile

[Cara Van Man]

Was Ben last seen arguing over some 63p herbs?

[Justayellowbadge]

I'd say Ben was getting a lucky escape.

What sort of be-titted reptile does something like that?

[sleep envy]

Justayellowbadge said:

I'd say Ben was getting a lucky escape.

What sort of be-titted reptile does something like that?

yeah, I mean ruining his birthday and all

[Los Palmas 7]

It beats those tacky, badly scrawled "HaPpY 40tH MauReEn" bed-sheets you see on every roundabout near every industrial estate.

[SkinnyBoy]

That is terrible penmanship, he should be well rid of her.

Her mix of cursive and printing styles instantly outs her as a fat munter with chipolata fingers.

[sleep envy]

she's cheap

[Nolar Dog]

That's brilliant. At least he knows where he stands with her.

Edited by Nolar Dog on Tuesday 14th July 13:10

[Neil_Sc]

Los Palmas 7 said:

It beats those tacky, badly scrawled "HaPpY 40tH MauReEn" bed-sheets you see on every roundabout near every industrial council estate.

EFA

[Justayellowbadge]

Nolar Dog said:

That's brilliant. At least he knows where he stands with her.

Outside his former home, putting his slashed suits into bin liners, it would appear.

[BoRED S2upid]

You have to wonder what the fatty has done to her.

[SkinnyBoy]

Justayellowbadge said:

Nolar Dog said:

That's brilliant. At least he knows where he stands with her.

Outside his former home, putting his slashed suits into bin liners, it would appear.

Whilst she screams at him from an upstairs window with her egg stained primark tank top and can of 8 ace. Lovely!

[JCB123]

Justayellowbadge said:

Nolar Dog said:

That's brilliant. At least he knows where he stands with her.

Outside his former home, putting his slashed court suits into bin liners, it would appear.

EFA