Low-level rule breaking
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Los Palmas 7

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29,908 posts

259 months

Tuesday 14th July 2009
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The other day, I purchased a coffee from McDonalds (forgive me, but I was desperate for a coffee). Thing is, I tore off the "buy six get one free" card and the little sticker, before the cup was empty, contrary to two warnings on the cup not to do so.

I just wondered if any other PHer had been so reckless and defied a (frankly useless) instruction, possibly putting themselves at (a slight bit of) risk, without a care in the world.

"Danger" is my middle name.




Actually, it's "John", but "Danger" sounds cooler.

stuthemong

2,531 posts

246 months

Tuesday 14th July 2009
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I wouldn't put stuff like this on the internet - it could invalidate your life insurance.

illmonkey

19,811 posts

227 months

Tuesday 14th July 2009
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Barry John Donaldson...cool, it rhymes.

SoapyShowerBoy

1,775 posts

224 months

Tuesday 14th July 2009
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I once touched an area where a 'Wet Paint Do Not Touch' sign was. IT WASN'T BLOODY WET! But at least I knew mwhahaha

Los Palmas 7

Original Poster:

29,908 posts

259 months

Tuesday 14th July 2009
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illmonkey said:
Barry John Donaldson...cool, it rhymes.
With what, exactly?

illmonkey

19,811 posts

227 months

Tuesday 14th July 2009
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Los Palmas 7 said:
illmonkey said:
Barry John Donaldson...cool, it rhymes.
With what, exactly?
Last 2 names, no? boxedin

JJCW

2,449 posts

215 months

Tuesday 14th July 2009
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A friend at uni actually changed him middle name to danger. Not sure why, he wasn't exactly a danger-man! biggrin

NDA

25,584 posts

254 months

Tuesday 14th July 2009
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I occasionally let my the edge of my shoe wander onto areas marked 'Keep Off'.

I laugh in the face of danger and put an ice cube down the cleavage of risk.

Los Palmas 7

Original Poster:

29,908 posts

259 months

Tuesday 14th July 2009
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SoapyShowerBoy said:
I once touched an area where a 'Wet Paint Do Not Touch' sign was. IT WASN'T BLOODY WET! But at least I knew mwhahaha
Now that is hardcore. It puts my McDonalds coffee cup story to shame.

I salute you Sir.

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

254 months

Los Palmas 7

Original Poster:

29,908 posts

259 months

Tuesday 14th July 2009
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NDA said:
I occasionally let my the edge of my shoe wander onto areas marked 'Keep Off'.

I laugh in the face of danger and put an ice cube down the cleavage of risk.
I am quickly realising that I'm an amateur at this low-level danger stuff.

You, Sir, are the stuff of legend.

crofty1984

17,064 posts

233 months

Tuesday 14th July 2009
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Los Palmas 7 said:
illmonkey said:
Barry John Donaldson...cool, it rhymes.
With what, exactly?
Harry Clom Ronadldson

Mc lovin

5,588 posts

250 months

Tuesday 14th July 2009
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I once smoked in the grandstand on the pit straight at silverstone, the shame of it all.

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

271 months

Tuesday 14th July 2009
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I drank a bottle of Tropicana with bits and deliberately, recklessly, neglected to shake it well beforehand.

Tasted all the sweeter.

DrTre

12,957 posts

261 months

Tuesday 14th July 2009
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Los Palmas 7 said:
illmonkey said:
Barry John Donaldson...cool, it rhymes.
With what, exactly?
With "Barry John Donaldson" of course.

Exige46

318 posts

265 months

Tuesday 14th July 2009
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The yellow painted bit at the edge of an escalator.

Los Palmas 7

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29,908 posts

259 months

Tuesday 14th July 2009
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Justayellowbadge said:
I drank a bottle of Tropicana with bits and deliberately, recklessly, neglected to shake it well beforehand.

Tasted all the sweeter.
Christ, you don't live on the edge, you live beyond the edge.

The Nur

9,168 posts

214 months

Tuesday 14th July 2009
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Exige46 said:
The yellow painted bit at the edge of an escalator.
What about it?

aclivity

4,072 posts

217 months

Tuesday 14th July 2009
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At a restaurant, a waiter told me to be careful as the plate was hot.




I wasn't.




It was.

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

271 months

Tuesday 14th July 2009
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Los Palmas 7 said:
Justayellowbadge said:
I drank a bottle of Tropicana with bits and deliberately, recklessly, neglected to shake it well beforehand.

Tasted all the sweeter.
Christ, you don't live on the edge, you live beyond the fringe.
EFA. To save anyone else the effort. Sigh.